Justin Bieber could be come a ‘persona non grata’ in the US

Justin Bieber

All right you guys, I get it: An American journeyed up to Canada years ago, grabbed Justin Bieber, and turned him into a star because teenage girls will pay for anything as long as it has a cute face on it. Except then you ruined it and now you want to return him. Well HA! The jokes on you, because you can't deport him! At least not for another two years, because that's when his O-1 work permit ends and his crimes could make it impossible for him MORE

The evidence is mounting against Justin Bieber …

Justin Bieber

For a second there, it looked like Justin Bieber was going to get off easy in his vandalism and speeding/DUI charges. Granted, he'll still get off easy, because he's a rich celebrity in America and there's no group the justice system will bend over for faster, but now it'll just be a bit harder: Turns out, the evidence against him is mounting pretty quickly. We'll start off with his speeding/DUI charge, which might be back on since a GPS in his MORE

Selena Gomez is forbidden from seeing Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

So yesterday, we all found out that Selena Gomez has gone in for a quiet rehab stay for pot, booze and Ambien after breaking things off. Well, there's some good news in all of this: Selena has finally been forbidden from being around Justin Bieber. Thank GAWD too; girl can do way better than the unevolved form of Vanilla Ice. Via HollywoodLife ... “Everyone between friends, family and handlers want Justin completely out of her life,” a MORE

Justin Bieber’s weed has reached cruising altitudes

Justin Bieber

When news first broke that Justin Bieber was on U.S. Custom's "always check" list, a lot of people wondered whether or not something that harsh would be necessary. Except it turns out, it totally is. RadarOnline reports that Justin was smoking weed on a flight and the fumes got so bad that the pilots had to put on oxygen masks just so they wouldn't end up getting high while PILOTING AN AIRCRAFT. According to an official report, the troubled MORE

Justin Bieber got turned away from a strip club

Justin Bieber

Amid the burning empire that was once his career, Justin Bieber's last refuge has always been strip clubs. They were the one place where Justin could go and suck stripper nipples with his friends without the judgment of the haters. But lo, the darkness encroaches from all sides, as Justin has now been turned away from one of New York's biggest strip clubs. Page Six reports ... After he was turned away from a slew of Super Bowl parties, MORE

Selena Gomez went to rehab for booze, pot and Ambien

Selena Gomez

From what I've heard, based on a few people who've worked for her, Selena Gomez is apparently just super nice in real life and a complete professional. Well apparently, last month she quietly entered rehab to fight an addiction to booze, weed and Ambien. Although apparently she's also blaming it on Justin Bieber, which ... well, let TMZ explain it and then we'll discuss that part ... But we're told Selena's decision was largely based on"that MORE

Justin Bieber thinks a baptism will solve all his problems?

Justin Bieber

For those of you who don't know, allow me to explain baptism: In the Christian faith, getting baptized is a sacrament meant to cleanse you of sin. Most of the time, we give it to babies so that we can get them on board early, although occasionally adults do it as a means of cleaning house. Well, after Justin Bieber's transgressions, he's decided to best move for him is to get baptized, because apparently you can just use sacraments to score MORE

Justin Bieber is on Homeland Security’s watch list

Justin Bieber

So as it turns out, when you spend a year tarnishing your reputation in the most public way possible, certain people take notice. Certain people like US customs, who are not too keen on people going in and out of the states with lord only knows what. Anyway, now Justin Bieber has landed himself on the U.S. Customs and Border Protection watch list, which means he and his little group of enablers will always get the stop-and-frisk treatment MORE

Oh No: Does Justin Bieber have a sex tape now?

Justin Bieber

Well, Justin Bieber's been accused of everything else at this point -- weed, sizzurp, vandalism, property damage, being photographed coming out of a brothel, videotaped sleeping by a prostitute, calling a fan "a whale", driving while impaired, assaulting a limo driver -- so now allegedly he has a sex tape. From an orgy. Sure, why not. RadarOnline reports ... In a still image provided to RadarOnline, Bieber can be seen with his baseball cap on MORE

Justin Bieber wasn’t speeding … so that makes it okay then?

Justin Bieber

Yesterday, we found out that Justin Bieber was high on weed and Alprazolam (Xanax) when he was pulled over and arrested in Florida. But that's okay, because based on speed reports from a GPS in his car, he was never drag racing as we originally thought. See? He wasn't drag racing while high! He was just driving at normal speeds while high! And everyone knows you can drive impaired as long as you just drive really slowly. TMZ reports ... TMZ MORE

Toronto’s Crack Mayor is defending Justin Bieber now

Rob Ford and Justin Bieber

Quick heads up here: There's going to be some light posting tomorrow, as I'm heading down to Montreal for my mother's 50th birthday. I know! Fifty! Oh, I feel weird about that ... anyway, onto the story! Just when you thought Justin Bieber couldn't possibly have dug himself a deeper hole, here's Toronto crack mayor Rob Ford to give him some advice. Yes, the guy who's greatest achievement has been "smoking crack" is in a position to give Justin MORE

Justin Bieber: Now charged with assault in Toronto!

Justin Bieber

Thus far today, we found out that Justin Bieber was high on weed and alprazolam when he was arrested in Florida, and that he was kind of being a jag-off to the cops who pulled him over. So how can it get worse? Oh, I don't know, maybe he can be charged with assault in Toronto? Yeah, that's happening now. He's being charged with assault in Canada. TMZ reports ... Toronto Police have released new details of the Dec. 30 incident ... and say the MORE

Scooter Braun is ready to let Justin Bieber fail

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber

In the course of about four years (give or take) Justin Bieber has gone from "annoyingly over-marketed tween pop singer" to "cultural pariah people are asking Obama to deport." Around this point, you'd figure that his manager Scooter Braun would be taking a long hard look at the decisions he made when shaping a teenage boy into a man. Well, kinda? According to RadarOnline, he's talking about being there for Justin and letting him fail, which ... MORE

The ‘Deport Justin Bieber’ petition is growing strong

Justin Bieber

So apparently, more than a few of you Americans remembered that Justin Bieber is actually from Canada, and you saw your opportunity. You saw the chance to rid yourself of Aaron Carter 2.0. So you guys started a neat little petition on We The People to deport him back to Canada, and now it has 100,000 signatures. Cute. Real cute. For those of you who haven't read it, here's the basic gist of it ... We the people of the United States feel that MORE