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Who can really keep track of all eleven of Justin Bieber's tattoos? Nobody has time for that, but thankfully the folks over at Celebuzz pieced together this handy infographic to help us navigate all of Justin's ink. I don't mind the small ones, but I think number three (just plain creepy looking) and four (again, creepy) need to go. However, let's all keep in mind this infographic will need some updating eventually, I doubt we've seen the last of MORE
If you were wondering how Justin Bieber has been taking his latest and hopefully, final breakup with Selena Gomez: Taking pictures of his butt and putting them up on Instagram. So if you like sad, flat, pancake asses (seriously straight guys: Leg days at the gym. Give it a ponder.) you can find it below. Here's the backstory from HuffPo: The photo was posted to Bieber's official Instagram account and received 86,000 likes before it was quickly MORE
In the aftermath of Justin Bieber caught with -- GASP! -- a marijuana cigarette, Bieber is now being sued by his ex-bodyguard Moshe Benabou after Justing allegedly punched him during an argument. Man, it seems like young white male millionaires just can't catch a break, can they? Truly, they are the most unfortunate members of our society. TMZ reports ... According to Moshe Benabou -- who claims he worked for the singer from March 2011 to Oct. MORE
Just to remind you how long it's been since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been flipping the light switch on their relationship, it's been almost two months to the day when they publicly broke up for the first time. TWO MONTHS. I can barely stand to hate-sex someone for more than five minutes, and they found a way to drag it out for two months. Holy crap you guys, I'm giving you both a slow clap for your slow intellect. Well, the good news MORE
For those of you worried that Justin Bieber's recent "possibly caught smoking weed scandal" will somehow impact his career, don't worry ... he just announced that he's going to be hosting Saturday Night Live, so in all likelihood, the kid will be just fine. Via HuffPo: Justin Bieber will host Saturday Night Live on February 9, Billboard cites a source close to SNL as confirming. The 18-year-old Canadian pop singer will also act as the musical MORE
Yesterday, the internet pretty much caved in on itself reacting to Justin Bieber's marijuana scandal, to the point where you guys damn near broke our servers to learn more about how the precious maple saviour has partaken in Satan's salad. So I'm going to say this as plainly as possible: IT'S JUST WEED. We may not be Bieber's biggest fans, but he didn't do anything wrong by smoking weed. It's an all-natural substance, and despite its legal MORE
Over the weekend, a picture of Justin Bieber smoking weed hit the web, and everyone freaked out because TEENAGERS? SMOKING THE MARIJUANA? Oh my stars and garters! Jeeves! Fish my monocole out of champagne flute for me! Pip pip cheerio and such. Anyway, as a means of completely over-correcting the problem, TMZ reports that Justin's team have taken to hanging a sign warning anyone who parties with Justin that any pictures they take now belong to MORE
Well, this is unfortunate: For a while now, Justin Bieber's Ferrari has acted as a sort of magnet for the paparazzi, and now an unfortunate photographer named Chris Guerra died last night after being struck by another car while chasing down Bieber's Ferrari, and Justin wasn't even in the car to begin with. From HuffPo ... Los Angeles police Officer James Stoughton says the man died at a hospital Tuesday evening. Stoughton says Bieber was not MORE
Some of you may have noticed that Justin Bieber's behavior has been getting progressively more and more snotty and bratty, which I'm going to blame on his swagger coach, because HOW IS THAT A REAL JOB? Anyway, according to NY Daily News, Justin's attitude is starting to get to the point where his team is going crazy and even his record label is starting to get tired of his bad attitude, which shall henceforth be known as his baditude. Bieber MORE
Hey, remember that one time when Justin Bieber bought a snake so that he could use it as a fashion accessory all of one time before auctioning it off on the web because pets don't just magically take care of themselves? Well, here he is randomly handing off a hamster to a fan of his, despite having zero clue whether or not she can even take care of a hamster, because he's rich and that's what rich people can do. TMZ reports ... TMZ broke the MORE
Yeah, I think everything about this can be summarized in the title, so WHAT THE WHAT. Let's just dive into the insanity, courtesy of TMZ ... According to KRQE News, convicted murderer Dana Martin -- currently serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont in 2000 -- recruited a fellow inmate at Las Cruces prison named Mark Staake to carry out the murder once Staake was released. It's unclear when the plot MORE
Earlier today, the 2013 Grammy nominations were announced, and in a shocking move, the two acts who got the most nominations were the most talented ones who made the best albums. I know, crazy right? Conversely, Justin Bieber earned exactly ... oh yes, zero nominations. I wonder why that is? Anyway, Scooter Braun (Justin's manager) is not going to take this one sitting down, and has fired back at the Grammys in the most rational, dignified and MORE
Okay, this one is going to take a little explaining for the Americans in the audience. So ... you know how you guys have the NFL? Well, we have the CFL, which is the same thing, but with less teams and it's Canadian. And you know how you guys have the Super Bowl? Well, we have the Grey Cup. Yes. Whereas you describe your thing as "SUPER!" we can only work ourselves up to "Grey." Sad. Anyway, Justin Bieber was performing at the half-time show, and MORE
Oh for the love of ... how many musical awards shows do we need in one year? How much longer until we just start giving them away in cereal boxes? "Oh boy, I wonder what I got? ... A Grammy? Awwww, weak. Oh well, at least I still have my Cinnamon Toast Crunch!" (Not a product placement, I just like them.) Anyway, back to the American Music Awards. They were last night, and Justin Bieber was the big winner because apparently, the people in charge MORE
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