First Look: Justin Bieber peeing into a cup

Justin Bieber

UPDATE: Here's the sequel ... Justin Bieber Peeing Into A Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo All right, the latest jailhouse video of Justin Bieber is up on TMZ, and for the sake of those who can't watch it. I'm just going to transcribe it action for action. Here we go ... Okay, so some tool wearing a tacky-ass sweater is sitting in the middle of the screen. Off to the far left, Justin Bieber is transported into some sort of cell? A cop walks in MORE

Justin Bieber’s penis is hard to blur out?

Justin Bieber

Remember that jailhouse video of Justin Bieber urinating that was supposed to be released? Well, apparently there's a bit of a problem: The judge who okayed the release did so with the caveat that they had to blur Justin's little Bieber. For some reason though, Justin moves a lot when he pees, and they're having some trouble blurring a moving target. A tiny, moving target. TMZ reports ... Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend MORE

Justin Bieber might be back on the sizzurp

Justin Bieber

I'll be honest here: sizzurp confuses me to no end. I mean, I know idiots have put everything in their bodies from animal tranquilizers to random chemicals they pull out from under the sink, but drinking cough syrup just sounds gross no matter how you try and spin it. Anyway, according to TMZ, it looks like Justin Bieber may already be back on the sizzurp, despite the fact that Atlanta has a pretty strict policy when it comes to codeine use MORE

Justin Bieber is still pining for Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez

Ever since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up, Justin has done everything he could to burn down the bridge and salt the earth underneath it so that nothing could grow from that desecrated land. So of course, now he's apparently pining hard for Selena on Instagram, which is ever so romantic. Like if Lloyd Dobler took a huge dump all over Diane Court's doorstep and rolled around in it before he whipped out the boombox. I mean points for MORE

Watch the first clip of Justin Bieber’s jail video

Justin Bieber

Remember that video footage of Justin Bieber in police custody we were talking about a few weeks ago? Well look at that, it's here! I'm sure bits and pieces will leak over the next few days, but for now, here's the first clip (via TMZ) featuring Justin trying and failing to walk a straight line during his sobriety test. In all fairness, he might not actually be high; it might be a matter of him wearing those big stupid Ronald McDonald clown MORE

Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards: Already causing drama in Atlanta

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber's only been in Atlanta for about five seconds, but of course he's already having run-ins with the law, because have you seen the people around him? They'd tell Justin he could fly as long as they could get enough yes-men to act as his crash pad. Anyway, apparently Justin's bodyguards have been arrested for felony theft after stealing a photographer's camera, which ... yeah. Didn't take them terribly long, did it? TMZ reports MORE

Justin Bieber is going to stand trial for his DUI

Justin Bieber Mugshot

So apparently, Justin Bieber was offered a plea deal in his DUI case, which any sensible person would have taken because ... well, have you seen his mugshot? Those eyes are as red and glazed as a red velvet doughnut. Except that would entail Justin being on probation and submitting to random drug tests, and no one in Justin's camp wants to actually make him act like a responsible adult, so Justin's turning down the plea deal and going to court to MORE

Justin Bieber’s soon-to-be neighbors already want him gone

Justin Bieber

After making himself a persona non-grata in Los Angeles, Justin Bieber decided that he was going to move to Atlanta to connect to his hip-hop roots. Yes, the little white twink from Stratford, Ontario thinks he has hip-hop roots. Awwww, isn't he precious? Except his soon-to-be neighbors are fully aware of the kind of f*ckery he brings with him, and have banded together to try and stop the eventual swag-ification of their neighborhood. Via HuffPo MORE

Justin Bieber’s arrest video is under review before a possible release

Justin Bieber

A couple weeks back, we reported that Justin Bieber had another video of him taking a leak floating around out there, and it could be released because of Florida's open records law. Except now a judge is closely reviewing it to make sure it's appropriate for release. Billboard reports ... "The right of privacy cannot trump the right of access to public records," said Deanna Shullman, the attorney for the AP and several other media outlets. "My MORE

Justin Bieber is moving to Atlanta! What could go wrong?

Justin Bieber

So apparently, after having one hell of a bad month and turning himself into a social pariah, Justin Bieber has decided to move to Atlanta. As in, the hip-hop capital of the US. It's adorable how he thinks he's hip-hop, ain't it? Anyway, TMZ immediately jumped on the opportunity to burst Justin's bubble, pointing out that even a small of weed will get you sent to jail for a decade while sizzurp lands you up to fifteen years. Oh, and Georgia also MORE

There’s a video of Justin Bieber urinating in jail

Justin Bieber

Yes, yes, I know: There's already a video of Justin Bieber urinating floating around out there. But this one is DIFFERENT. Because last time, he was pissing in some poor worker's mop bucket like the little jerk he is, but this time, he's pissing in jail and you can apparently see his penis. Which is funny, because I didn't know they made cameras with definition high enough to see something that small. BLAMMO! Right in the low-hanging fruit! TMZ MORE

Justin Bieber could be come a ‘persona non grata’ in the US

Justin Bieber

All right you guys, I get it: An American journeyed up to Canada years ago, grabbed Justin Bieber, and turned him into a star because teenage girls will pay for anything as long as it has a cute face on it. Except then you ruined it and now you want to return him. Well HA! The jokes on you, because you can't deport him! At least not for another two years, because that's when his O-1 work permit ends and his crimes could make it impossible for him MORE

The evidence is mounting against Justin Bieber …

Justin Bieber

For a second there, it looked like Justin Bieber was going to get off easy in his vandalism and speeding/DUI charges. Granted, he'll still get off easy, because he's a rich celebrity in America and there's no group the justice system will bend over for faster, but now it'll just be a bit harder: Turns out, the evidence against him is mounting pretty quickly. We'll start off with his speeding/DUI charge, which might be back on since a GPS in his MORE

Selena Gomez is forbidden from seeing Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

So yesterday, we all found out that Selena Gomez has gone in for a quiet rehab stay for pot, booze and Ambien after breaking things off. Well, there's some good news in all of this: Selena has finally been forbidden from being around Justin Bieber. Thank GAWD too; girl can do way better than the unevolved form of Vanilla Ice. Via HollywoodLife ... “Everyone between friends, family and handlers want Justin completely out of her life,” a MORE