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Stop me if you guys heard this one before: A mother who watched all her dreams of stardom die in front of her has a kid, whom she forces to perform so that she can live vicariously through them. That kid is plucked from obscurity, turned into a pop superstar, and eventually starts to act like an erratic, crazy diva. Yes, that's the story of literally every child star ever, and now it seems to be happening to Justin Bieber. After going out in MORE
Yesterday, we topped off the daily links with a story about Justin Bieber wearing some hipster nonsense, because this is what happens when you have no one around will to say no to you: You walk out of the house wearing stupid hipster glasses, a crappy-ass studded hat, and cheetah-printed drop-crotch pants that make it look like you're wearing a diaper. Anyway, turns out he apparently did it to get revenge on Selena Gomez, which ... wait, what? MORE
→ Justin Bieber left his London hotel wearing a totally bizarre and tacky outfit! ICYDK → A brief history of One Direction cutie Harry Styles getting hit in the balls with a shoe! BuzzFeed → Madonna would much rather party with hottie Ashton Kutcher than Demi Moore! StarCrush → Beyoncé has a pair of fancy custom-made sneakers that probably cost more than your life! Yeeeah → Fact or Fiction: Liam Hemsworth is cheating MORE
Because watching some snotty little teen try and take on a pair of jaded hipster rockers is hilarious, here's a story via The Examiner about how The Black Keys are now trolling Justin Bieber and his fans, because this is what the web was made for: Trolling and talking about famous people behind their backs. If we threw in porn and a joke about cats, I'm sure the internet would start eating itself. Patrick Carney and his band has now earned a MORE
Recently, Justin Bieber has been acting especially diva-ish, which I blame entirely on the fact that he was plucked from obscurity at a young age and given enough money and yes-men to ensure he would never have to be held accountable for anything he does. Also the fact that he had a swag coach, which is just the douchiest thing I have ever heard. Anyway, there was a rumor going around that Justin's alleged newfound appreciation for weed and MORE
If you were wondering if Justin Bieber would ever let go of the fact that he wasn't nominated for a Grammy: Nope. Never. At the Grammys, someone asked The Black Keys (a rock group) what they thought about Justin (the most palatable, white bread, pop act out there) getting shut out. You can see where this is going, right? Yeah, drummer Patrick Carney basically said Justin wasn't good enough yet to get a nod, and that he should be happy that he's a MORE
Since Justin Bieber's mom -- she has a name, but I don't care (OK fine, Pattie Mallette) -- has spent her entire life trying to turn her son into a famous pop star so that she could ride his coattails, it probably shouldn't be all that surprising that she's being a total weiner over the fact that her son didn't get her a Grammy nomination. I mean himself. Bieber didn't get himself a Grammy nomination. (I swear that was unintentional, but I MORE
Look, we run a lot of crazy stories on this blog -- Courtney Stodden is a relevant human being? HAHA! No part of that statement could possibly be true! -- but I think we've finally found the most impossible story: Justin Bieber and Rihanna apparently hooked up while he was dating Selena Gomez. I know. I KNOW. Via MORE
I'm not sure if you noticed this, but Justin Bieber's super bratty attitude has kinda been in full gear recently, as pictures of him smoking weed and mooning his fans hitting the web. Of course, anyone with a brain who saw this would just write it off as some bratty little teenager being a bratty little teenager, but Justin's team is adamant that it couldn't possible be Justin's fault, and that it must be his friends who are bad influences. MORE
Hey, remember how Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up, then got back together, then broke up, then got back together, then broke up, then got back together, then broke up, then got back together, then broke up, then got back together, then Justin drank a bunch of sizzurp and banged a nurse, and then they broke up again? Well, they're back together. EMOTIONALLY MATURE RELATIONSHIPS! Us Weekly reports ... The Spring Breakers actress, 20, was MORE
Remember how I said that Justin Bieber has pretty much gone from adorable baby lesbian to white trash suburban teenager? Well, it turns out Justin is actually a big Chris Brown fan, and thinks people should just ignore the fact that he nearly beat his girlfriend to death and focus on his bland-ass music. So I was completely right: Justin is a white trash suburban teenager. RadarOnline reports ... After revealing that he will not be in MORE
In case you were wondering why Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up AGAIN, here's Star magazine reporting that the final straw was Justin's alleged marijuana-fueled romp with a nursing student named Milyn 'Mimi' Jenson. Is it true? Well, it came out of Star, so draw your own conclusions, but I'm kind of hoping it is true because white trash Bieber has officially become my favorite version of Bieber, and this is Justin at his white trashiest. MORE
Who can really keep track of all eleven of Justin Bieber's tattoos? Nobody has time for that, but thankfully the folks over at Celebuzz pieced together this handy infographic to help us navigate all of Justin's ink. I don't mind the small ones, but I think number three (just plain creepy looking) and four (again, creepy) need to go. However, let's all keep in mind this infographic will need some updating eventually, I doubt we've seen the last of MORE
If you were wondering how Justin Bieber has been taking his latest and hopefully, final breakup with Selena Gomez: Taking pictures of his butt and putting them up on Instagram. So if you like sad, flat, pancake asses (seriously straight guys: Leg days at the gym. Give it a ponder.) you can find it below. Here's the backstory from HuffPo: The photo was posted to Bieber's official Instagram account and received 86,000 likes before it was quickly MORE
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