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When you spend your formative years around a group of yes men who do nothing but enable your ego, help you dodge any responsibility for your actions and give you anything and everything you want, chances are that's going to mess with your world view and you're going to get used to getting your way all the time. And I'm assuming the moment someone tells you no, you're going to throw a big stupid immature hissy fit until you get what you want. MORE
Okay, real talk here? I suck at April Fool's Day. My mother was amazing at it, and purposely did everything she could to make our lives miserable on April 1st, but apparently those genes skip a generation. So you don't have to worry about any April Fool's pranks today on PopBytes, if only because it would just go terribly. Even the stories that sound like April Fool's pranks are completely real, like this story about Justin Bieber's capuchin MORE
Granted, most of what I know about the California legal system has so far come from watching Lindsay Lohan bend it over her knee and wail on it, even though she's broke and dumber than narwhal. So when I heard that Justin Bieber's battery/spitting case is being taken seriously by the D.A., I just assumed what they really meant was "we're going to send him to bed for the night without any dessert. Okay, fine, one scoop of ice cream. But not MORE
All right, let's go over a few things here shall we? Justin Bieber is roughly the size of Thumbelina, weighs maybe twenty pounds soaking wet, and has never done any sort of physical labor in his life. Got all that? Excellent. Well, Justin is currently being investigated for battery after getting into a fight with one of this neighbors, although to be fair, Justin Bieber's punches feel exactly like a pleasant breeze, so this could all be one big MORE
As some of you might remember, Usher is one of the new judges of NBC's hit show The Voice because Christina Aguilera is Jenna Maroney now and Cee Lo Green can no longer fit in the spinning chair. Anyway, turns out he's using the show to find a new Justin Bieber, because the last one is malfunctioning and at this point it would be easier to get a new one than to send the old one for repairs. That's why you're supposed to get the warranty, Usher. MORE
Because Selena Gomez has no fear of death -- that or she used all that Disney Channel money she had saved up to build a Belieber-proof, gator filled moat around her home. -- Selena went on David Letterman's show last night, where she joked about making her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber cry. If there was ever a person more likely to be murdered by unhinged teenagers disconnected from reality, I have not met them. Access Hollywood reports ... The MORE
→ Justin Bieber sprinkled a few Chia pet seeds above his lip and is trying grow a stache! Dlisted → LeAnn Rimes: I feel like there's been a piece of tape over my mouth for a while! Celebitchy → Lindsay Lohan got glitter-bombed while entering court forty-five minutes late! BuzzFeed → Lil' Wayne is still in the hospital after he went on a dangerous sizzurp binge! StarCrush → Karolina Kurkova looks hot as hell for the MORE
So yesterday, Justin Bieber tried to deflect all the bad press headed his way by basically saying, "I'm rich, so I can do whatever I want. Also, Lindsay Lohan is doing worse than I am so that automatically means I'm just peachy keen." Somehow, acting like an arrogant douche and shifting the focus onto someone else only got him even more negative publicity, and now Lindsay (quite rightly) thinks Justin can go screw himself. TMZ reports MORE
After a week of f**k-ups, Justin Bieber decided to fire back at his critics by pointing out the fact that he's successful. You know, because it's okay to act like an irrational douche as long as you're rich. Sorta! Anyway, in his open 'Instagram' letter, Justin took a jab at the Lindsay Lohan comparisons by asking everyone to look at her 2012 tax returns, because ha ha! He may be acting like a spoiled brat, but at least he pays his taxes! (Once MORE
If you haven't noticed by now, Justin Bieber fans are full-on crazy. Like, literally mentally unstable. I cannot tell you how many times they've threatened to kill me because I dared speak ill of their little fantasy boyfriend. Just putting this out there, but if you're willing to send death threats to someone over some flash in the pan pop star, you're a bad person. Anyway, actress Olivia Wilde made a joke about Justin not wearing a shirt, so of MORE
So let's just say this right now: Justin Bieber didn't exactly have a banner week last week. But that's okay, because fresh new week! New opportunities! So let's start the week off right by -- Aw crap, he just cancelled a concert in Portugal because he didn't think enough people bought tickets. So this doesn't bode well. TMZ reports ... Justin Bieber cancelled his Portugal concert Tuesday -- not because he's sick, not because he's melting down MORE
Earlier today, we reported that Justin Bieber was recovering from a fainting spell at his concert last night. Well, the good news is that he feels all better now, and decided to celebrate by threatening to beat up a photographer. Yeah, Justin Bieber. Tiny, little Justin Bieber, threatened to beat up a grown-up. Awwwwwwww, that's adorable! Who's a big mean guy? You are! You are! TMZ reports ... Bieber -- flanked by bodyguards -- was leaving a MORE
Over the past few months, Justin Bieber's behavior has gone from "tolerable" to "weird, troubling and douchey," and it's been getting to the point where a Britney Spears style meltdown is right on the horizon. And last night, Justin ended up fainting during his concert and had to be hospitalized, which most people would simply take as a red light. But this is showbiz, and Justin is a commodity that brings in millions of dollars a night, so of MORE
After breaking up with Justin Bieber for the 32nd time, it seems Selena Gomez is officially done with Justin and his sagging cheetah diaper ass, and has decided to seal the deal by looking for an older guy to date. In all fairness, finding a guy whose older than a fetus shouldn't be hard. Via RadarOnline... “Selena is looking to date an older man this time,” a pal of the 20-year-old singer and Spring Breakers actress exclusively told MORE
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