Ugh: Justin Bieber got baptized … again!

Justin Bieber

As some of you might remember, back when Justin Bieber got busted for his DUI, he went out and got baptized after the fact because using a religious sacrament as a get out of jail free card when you have tenuous at best understanding of it means you'll never do anything bad again, right? Well, no. And after Justin's racist video scandal last week, TMZ is reporting that he went out and got baptized again, because if it didn't work the first time, MORE

Gasp … another video of Justin Bieber being racist!

Justin Bieber

If there's one thing I learned during that whole Rob Ford crack video scandal, it was that if someone is going to get videotaped doing something stupid once, chances are it'll happen a few more times. Anyway, only a few days after Justin Bieber('s publicist and / or intern) wrote an apology for that video of him telling a racist joke, The Mirror is now reporting that there's a second video. Come back in a few days when a third video is found. I MORE

Justin Bieber apologized for his racist joke

Justin Bieber

Over the weekend, a video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke hit the web. What makes this especially weird is that the video was taken back when Justin was 15, presumably while he was filming that awful Never Say Never movie, and at any point they could have either told Justin to shut up or otherwise destroyed the footage. But instead, Justin actively told racist jokes into a camera he knew was documenting him and they kept the footage. MORE

Lil’ Wayne is threatening Justin Bieber’s manager

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber

It seems like forever ago that Justin Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, kicked Lil Twist to the curb because Scooter thought he was a bad example and the root of Justin's bad behavior. Turns out, not so much. Who'd a thunk? Well, apparently Lil Twist is close with Lil' Wayne (I'm assuming they're part of the Lil family) and Lil' Wayne has absolutely no love for Scooter. And now Billboard reports that Wayne has made it perfectly clear that he has MORE

Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton aren’t doing it

Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton

You know, Justin Bieber's career has kind of been circling the drain for the past year or so, thanks to a steady diet of Sizzurp, entitlement, and Brazilian prostitutes. But behold, the lowest possible low one can achieve in their personal and professional lives: Justin Bieber now has to deny rumors that he and Paris Hilton are banging. That's it. Hang it up. Justin is over. He better pray that The Surreal Life makes a comeback, because there's MORE

Justin Bieber tried to steal a woman’s phone?

Justin Bieber

If there's one thing I've noticed about celebrities, it's that the vast majority of them tend to develop an all-encompassing fear of phones. Or at least the dumb, sh!tty ones do anyway. So yeah, if you want to be famous, don't get too attached to your Android or whatever. Anyway, Justin Bieber's phone fear kicked into overdrive the other day, as he allegedly tried stole a woman's phone and then proceeded to yell at her and her daughter. Why? MORE

Justin Bieber’s wild and dangerous stunt was … weaksauce

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber, bless his tiny, white, privileged, Stratford Ontario-born heart, has been trying his hardest to cultivate an image of him being a bad boy from the streets. I know, adorable innit? Well, for his latest stunt Justin decided to hang out of a moving car while riding a skateboard (see the video) because OH MAH GAWD HE'S SO HARD. Except TMZ just got footage of the exact same thing from a slightly different angle, and the results are ... MORE

Justin Bieber responds to Seth Rogen calling him a d**k

Justin Bieber

You'd figure by now that Justin Bieber is fully aware that he is ... let's just say unpleasant to be around. I mean, one person calling you out on dickish behavior is incidental. Twice is troubling. But when the number of people who've called you out on dickish behavior could be written down on an unfurling scroll, you might want to reconsider a few things. Possibly everything. No pressure. Anyway, since Seth Rogen called Justin a dick (and then MORE

Seth Rogen on Justin Bieber: He’s young, the kid’s a d**k

Seth Rogen

Have I mentioned before that I love Seth Rogen? Oh, I did on that one post about him posing nude for a selfie? Yes, that's right. Well, here's another reason to love him: To promote his new movie, Neighbors, he sat down with Howard Stern and talked about meeting Justin Bieber. And surprise! He hates Justin. Via ETOnline ... "So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, 'Yo man. Sup,' and I'm MORE

Justin Bieber and Rob Ford hate each other!

Rob Ford and Justin Bieber

In case you haven't heard by now, our (meaning Toronto's) crack mayor Rob Ford has taken a leave from his office to get help for his substance abuse after another video of him allegedly smoking crack made it online. As someone who's had to live under his policies, I can't say I'm a fan of his politics, but I do hope he gets the help he needs. Anyway, apparently Justin Bieber felt that he was in a good enough place to mock Rob Ford, so prepare MORE

Justin Bieber is comparing love to sizzurp

Justin Bieber

Just a quick reminder here, but in Atlanta, Codeine (that thing in sizzurp or lean or whatever it's called) is considered illegal if you have it without a prescription, and can land you in prison for 15 years. So of course, here's Atlanta resident Justin Bieber singing a song about how love is like Codeine, because oh my gawd this idiot. TMZ reports ... but the boys and the girls they don’t know what love is like love is like MORE

Justin Bieber might be planning to propose to Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber

When we last left Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, she had apparently cut off Justin again by unfollowing him, as well as Kendall and Kylie Jenner, on Instagram. And so we continue our tale of Instagram-based romance with this picture of Justin and something about how he's planning on proposing. You know how I know this absolutely won't work? Because you're telegraphing your romantic intentions on a website dedicated to pictures of sepia-toned MORE

Selena Gomez ‘broke up’ with Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Selena Gomez, Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Selena Gomez has been hanging around with Kendall and Kylie Jenner a lot recently, since Kim Kardashian is about to be put out to pasture and Kris Jenner needs a new generation of famewhores to work with. And yet, Kendall and Kylie's meal ticket may already be pulling out. According to TMZ, Selena has apparently broken up with Kendall and Kylie, although if her break ups with Justin Bieber are any indication, she'll just end up reuniting / MORE

Justin Bieber also did something stupid in Japan

Justin Bieber in Japan

Man, this was not a good week for Canadian pop musicians in Japan, was it? First we have Avril Lavigne taking a dump on Hello Kitty, and now we have Justin Bieber visiting a shrine in Tokyo. On the surface, that doesn't sound too bad, until you realize there are apparently 14 war criminals whose souls are enshrined there. Whoops. Anyway, now Justin is trying to pass the blame onto someone else, as the norm with this one. Via The Hollywood MORE