Justin Bieber got booed–as he stripped down!

Justin Bieber

Normally, I'm of the mind that if you're an adult and you're absolutely sick of someone's stupidity, you owe it to yourself and others to at least put it into words rather than just feign righteous self-indignation and clock out with "I CAN'T." Except you know what millenials? I think I'm going to jump on board with you here. According to Us Weekly magazine, Justin Bieber was booed during Fashion Rocks last night, and his immediate response was MORE

Justin Bieber got arrested (possibly violating his probation)

Justin Bieber

This may come as a surprise to you, but Justin Bieber did something stupid today. I know, I'm utterly shocked. My socks have been knocked clean off my feet and have rocketed across the room. What a marvelous break from the norm this has been. Except this time, it happened in Canada, and he got arrested. So actually, this is almost kind of a surprise inasmuch as we all knew he'd be arrested, we just didn't know when. TMZ reports ... Justin MORE

Justin Bieber is comparing himself to Princess Diana?

Justin Bieber

You know what's sad? This morning, I woke up, found two different Justin Bieber stories, and had to debate which one was dumber and ergo more postable. Ultimately, I skipped Justin trying to mess with a guy's cell phone at Dave & Buster's in lieu of writing about how he got rear-ended by a photographer and is now comparing himself to the late Princess Diana. I guess what I'm trying to say is STOP GIVING ME OPTIONS. At least limit yourself to MORE

Oh Justin Bieber, what are you being sued for now?

Justin Bieber

You'd figure that after copping two plea deals in the span of a year (hell, in the span of a month even) Justin Bieber might try and lay low for a while. Maybe take up knitting. Needlepoint perhaps? Except no, because he's now being sued again, this time for allegedly orchestrating the beating of a paparazzi. Normally I'd say "just do you!" but the "you!" in question is fundamentally terrible. Be anyone else. Just do anyone other than you! TMZ MORE

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez will make it work this time?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Well, this is happening again, so let's say we humor Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez a little, shall we? All right, here goes ... wow, congratulations you guys! It's so great that you were able to fix all the fundamental problems that made having a meaningful relationship work! And now you're together again! Way to go! I just know this time it's going to work, because you're both such mature adults, and you've really taken the time to examine MORE

Another Day, Another Plea Deal for Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Mugshot

Oh Justin Bieber, I'm slightly amazed that you're still a thing. Don't get me wrong, I get that pop music in general is mostly a garbage soup with the occasional cracker of excellence rising to the top. I love those crackers. But even by those standards, most of your musical output has been underwhelming compared to your personal life. Anyway, it looks like you have a second plea deal, this one stemming from your DUI arrest earlier this year. So MORE

#FAIL: Bieber getting Instagram revenge on Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom on Justin Bieber Instagram

Yesterday, the world rejoiced with the news of Orlando Bloom taking a swing at Justin Bieber, our jealousy being far surpassed by our joy that someone finally did it. Faced with the fact that the world saw him nearly get KTFO by Legolas, Justin returned home to do some reflecting on his–HAHAHAHA! No just kidding, he put a photo on Instagram that looked like Orlando crying. Sick burn, bra! (*Cue the sound of a million air horns*) Us Weekly MORE

GLORIOUS: Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

Deep down, I think we all knew that at some point the rich and famous would get just as tired of Justin Bieber as the rest of us and one hero would rise above the masses to strike him down. The real question was who? Who would it be? Dawyne Johnson? Michelle Rodriguez? Someone else with massive, muscular arms made for punching? No, the real answer was Orlando Bloom. Legolas was the world's hero last night when he reportedly took a swing at Justin MORE

Justin Bieber: Already be putting his probation in jeopardy?

Justin Bieber

It's been literally 12 days since Justin Bieber copped a plea deal in his egging case and got probation, so naturally TMZ is reporting that the cops were at his place six times over the weekend and if he doesn't simmer down and behave, he could risk his probation. Though to give credit where credit is due, he at least took longer than I thought he would. He almost hit the two week mark! That's progress, right? Cops received 4 separate MORE

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: Playing passive-aggressive!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Five years ago, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez seemed like talented (if not annoyingly omniprescient) kids teetering on the brink of stardom. Fast forward half a decade, and now they've both gone kind of crazy (after numerous splits and reunions) and are now passive-aggressively trying to one-up each other on Instagram, which once again, is what happens when you let your kids run off to Hollywood during their formative years. TMZ reports MORE

Justin Bieber: Copping a plea deal in his egging case!

Justin Bieber

I know it seems like forever ago, since there have been so many, many screw-ups with Justin Bieber, but try to remember that one time he egged his neighbor's house and somehow caused $20,000 worth of property damage. Got it fresh in your mind? Awesome. Well, earlier today he was officially charged with misdemeanor vandalism over that little incident, and wouldn't you know it he's already copping that plea deal. TMZ reports ... Sources MORE

Amnesty International apologizes to Iggy Pop over Justin Bieber torture ad

Amnesty International

Recently, Amnesty International released a series of ads against torture, which featured beaten celebrities saying the kind of stuff that goes against their entire belief system. You know, stuff like the Dalai Lama condoning materialism and Karl Lagerfeld advocating bad fashion. It's actually a pretty clever campaign to show young people what torture can entail. Anyway, one of the ads featured a bloodied and bruised Iggy Pop saying that Justin MORE

Did Justin Bieber get two women pregnant?

Justin Bieber

For most people, if they were to get someone pregnant, they would immediately set about to make sure the life they helped create would be able to live a rich and fulfilling life by doing the responsible thing and supporting them, both financially and emotionally, during their formative years. I said most people. But apparently, RadarOnline is reporting that Justin Bieber got two girls pregnant and basically had them throw money at the problem MORE

Justin Bieber: Charged w/ vandalism for his egging incident

Justin Bieber

Remember that one time where Justin Bieber allegedly egged a guy's house and somehow, through the sheer power of douche, caused $20,000 in damages? Actually, you probably don't because since then there have been something like five or six scandals that were even worse. Anyway, they're finally filing charges against him for criminal vandalism. TMZ reports ... The charge comes on the heels of the D.A.'s decision not to charge Bieber in an MORE