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Because he's an artist and he wants you all to talk about his craft and to never again mention all that other bull, TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber makes guests at his house parties sign a waiver that states that if any guest talks about what goes on at one of Bieber's parties, he can sue them for $5 Million. Because nothing says "welcome to my house!" like hanging a $5 Million sword of Damocles over your guests' head so that they don't MORE
Jon Bon Jovi has been playing for thirty years with his own band, and had to slowly but surely work his way up from playing small clubs to playing sold-out theatres around the world, all while remaining generally down to earth and humble. Justin Bieber was plucked from Youtube when he was a tween, has released only three LPs, and is now acting like someone who actually worked to earn his career. So of course, friggin' Bon Jovi has taken it upon MORE
The 2013 Billboard Music Awards were this weekend, which is kinda like the Grammys if the Grammys gave awards based on who was way too overexposed. Anyway, Justin Bieber won the first ever Milestone Award, which I guess means milestones are coming a lot sooner than they used to. The audience wasn't all that thrilled about his win either and proceeded to boo him while Justin tried to convince everyone that he's an artist. Oh, nurse. A real artist MORE
Fun story time! When I was a younger, my older brother had a friend who used to joy ride down residential streets, get into fights at the local bar, and basically acted like an entitled douche every opportunity he got. Why? Because his parents totally allowed it, and they were rich enough to bail him out every time. One day, the cops caught him driving drunk and threw the book at him. And you know what happened? He stopped acting like an asshole, MORE
Justin Bieber was performing in Dubai last night when a crazy fan decided to run on stage and tried to attack him with a hug. Cue the bodyguard, who tackled the Bieleber immediately and knocked over Justin's piano in the process. The weirdest part of it all? The music barely changes even while all hell breaks loose. Seriously, they flipped a friggin' piano and yet somehow the music remains almost completely unchanged. But no, that's totally how MORE
Justin Bieber's very special train wreck tour of 2013 decided to make a pit stop in Stockholm, Sweden, where cops immediately swarmed Justin's tour bus and found narcotics (marijuana) and a taser. Oh, if only we had known that the vast majority of child stars grow up to be severely damaged adults with no grasp of reality or sense of responsibility for their actions! TMZ reports... We're told cops searched the bus in the parking garage of the MORE
→ Oh no! Justin Bieber has totally abandoned his poor pet monkey Mally over in Germany! Rickey → Beyoncé banned photogs from her tour so no one will take an unflattering pic of her! Celebitchy → Is Kristen Stewart having a rendezvous with Rupert Sanders (again) in these photos? BuzzFeed → Rob Kardashian is crying all the time because his penis looks so small now? The Blemish → Rihanna is addicted to posting racy MORE
(Mary J. Blige's face in the picture above says it all!) "Hey, so what's Justin Bieber doing now? Oh, so he's using the Anne Frank house to stoke his own ego while posting creepy shirtless pictures on Instagram? That's marriage material!" - Selena Gomez, presumably. People magazine reports ... Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber's relationship appears to be back on – again! The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop MORE
Yesterday, my boyfriend decided to drag me out to Mississauga. No, I'm not sure why either. Anyway, while we were out, the radio station we were listening to decided to play Will.I.Am and Justin Bieber's new song, "#thatPOWER." (The stylization of that literally hurts me). All I could think of while listening to it was that if the DJ wanted to tell me to go f**k myself, he could have just told me instead of making me listen to some crap song. MORE
Yesterday, we went easy on Justin Bieber after he (most likely unintentionally) used the Anne Frank House to talk about himself. Well, clearly we shouldn't have because here he is posing shirtless on Instagram like a douche because, as the saying goes, spare the rod spoil the child. And by gawd Justin is just begging for the rod at this point. http://instagram.com/p/YIKYK_gvix/ "Breaking news worldwide @justinbieber just posted 2 shirtless MORE
Anne Frank was a teenage Jew living in Nazi-occupied Amsterdam during World War II who was ultimately discovered and killed in a concentration camp. Justin Bieber is ... well, perhaps not the best person to try and associate what that must have been like. So when he ended up visiting Anne Frank's house, well, this happened: Yesterday night Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting MORE
Because celebs endorsing prepaid debit targeted at kids has never blown up in anyone's face, Justin Bieber is throwing his name behind a prepaid debit card for kids. Just putting this out there, but you know what would work even better? Kids actually getting part-time jobs and real debit cards and learning on their own how to be financially responsible through trial and error. Fox News reports ... Justin Bieber, 19, inked a lucrative deal with MORE
Because apparently tanking his reputation is too much work for him, Justin Bieber is now apparently having his bodyguards do it for him. According to a report from the Austrian Times, Justin was banned from a club in Austria after his bodyguards destroyed cameras and groped some Justin's fans. Baby Pop singer Justin Bieber has been banned from Vienna's trendiest nightclub. He went to the Passage club in Vienna, Austria – built on the site of MORE
→ Justin Bieber left his poor pet monkey in a German shelter and left the country! Celebitchy → Madame Tussauds unveiled One Direction's wax heads and they're pretty creepy! BuzzFeed → NBC announced Jimmy Fallon will succeed Jay Leno as Tonight host next year! StarCrush → Want to know what doesn’t matter? Stephanie Pratt and her bikini (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather → Mad Men star Jon Hamm's massive bulge was on MORE
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