Jon Hamm called Justin Bieber a sh**head!

Jon Hamm

Yes, we all know what the word in that title is (hint: it rhymes with "hithead") but we can't be putting swears all up in our post titles because we're a good wholesome blog. And also we're on Google news I think and they don't take kindly to that. No ma'am. Anyway, Mad Men star Jon Hamm is on the latest cover of Men's Fitness magazine, although he's wearing a shirt for some reason. In the cover story, Jon talks about being in Hollywood and MORE

Celebs Being Dumb At Coachella #2: Justin & Selena reunite

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Yes, it's another episode of your new favorite series, 'Celebs Being Dumb at Coachella.' Anyway, in the latest installment, we have Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reuniting for the 261st time, because hey, if the first 260 times didn't work, maybe this one will. And that's why neither of them will ever be able to maintain a fulfilling adult relationship. TMZ reports ... Even Justin Bieber's hideous hat choices can't keep Selena Gomez away -- MORE

Joe Jonas: Justin Bieber is an explosion waiting to happen!

Justin Bieber

If anyone knows a thing or two about the underbelly of teen pop stardom, it's Joe Jonas. Remember that time he basically told the world that being a squeaky clean purveyor of G-rated songs means you're going to spend most of your time in a miasma of booze, weed and casual sex? Yeah, that was fun. Anyway, now Joe is talking about Justin Bieber, and how it's really only a matter of time before that one goes belly up. Us Weekly reports ... Jonas, MORE

Justin Bieber: Banned from clubs all over Miami!

Justin Bieber

Apparently, Justin Bieber hasn't made it any secret that he's been hitting the club scene pretty hard, even though he's not actually 21 yet. Yes, that would fly up here in Ontario, but in the States? Not so much. I'm just saying, you gotta follow the laws of wherever you want to be. Well, according to TMZ, he may be getting shut out slowly but surely, as three different Miami clubs -- LIV, Story and Adoré -- have banned him from their clubs MORE

Canada will get Taco Bell breakfast when it takes back Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

To be completely honest, I've only ever had Taco Bell a few times in my life. The BF introduced it to me about a year or so ago, and I can honestly say that whoever invented Fries Supreme is an evil genius. Anyway, apparently the new thing Taco Bell has is breakfast, which is apparently really, really good. Over the weekend, Taco Bell president Brian Niccol did a Reddit AMA to promote the new menu, and when asked if Canada would ever get the MORE

Justin Bieber gets a tattoo on a plane, thinks he’s James Dean

Justin Bieber

If you've never gotten a tattoo, allow me to explain what it's like: Generally unpleasant, especially if it's on a boney area, but you'll live. It also requires that the artist has an extremely steady hand and that everyone is on a stable surface since we're talking about a sharp needle and permanent marking. Or if you're Justin Bieber, you get a tattoo on a plane. Because that's smart. TMZ reports ... It's true ... TMZ has learned Bieber got MORE

Justin Bieber: To be charged for misdemeanor vandalism only

Justin Bieber

Remember that time Justin Bieber egged his neighbor's house so hard he ended up causing thousands of dollars worth of damage? And then everyone immediately tied their hopes to it on the off-chance that they would deport Justin back to Canada, even though he's YOUR FAULT, AMERICA? Well, it turns out, he's only being charged with a misdemeanor vandalism, and according to RadarOnline, the sheriff's department is PISSED. Detectives investigating MORE

Justin Bieber: Blaming his drunk walk on a broken foot!

Justin Bieber

So despite the fact that Justin Bieber's post-arrest toxicology report tested positive for weed and Xanax (which he apparently doesn't have a prescription for) and the fact that Justin blew a .04 in his breathalyzer test, which is double the legal limit for someone under the legal drinking age, Justin is trying to defend himself by saying that he wasn't drunk! He just had a broken foot. Sure. Sure bitch. Page Six reports ... The police summary MORE

Justin Bieber got a Banksy tattoo

Justin Bieber

If you didn't already know, Banksy is a renowned street artist whose anti-capitalism artwork has made famous the world over. Justin Bieber is a pop star whose capitalism-fueled music has made him infamous the world over. So of course, Justin got a tattoo of Banksy's balloon girl, and I'm sure the irony was lost on him. Seriously, do you think Justin actually gives two sh!ts about the message behind Banksy's work, or did he see this and go, "Yo, MORE

Justin Bieber is officially done with Los Angeles!

Justin Bieber

After Justin Bieber slowly tanked his reputation by being a raging jerk-weed to his neighbors, he apparently came to the conclusion that everyone else was the problem instead of him. So of course, he decided to move away from his old neighborhood to Atlanta to get in touch with his hip-hop roots (Once again: He's from Stratford, Ontario. At best, his roots are in Shakespearean theater.) and as of today he's officially done with Los Angeles, MORE

Justin Bieber thinks his deposition video was a set up

Justin Bieber

Earlier this week, Justin Bieber's deposition tapes leaked onto the web and everyone realized he was a petulant little douche. Well, actually everyone already knew that he was a petulant little douche, but at least now we had video evidence. Anyway, Justin is now whining about how the entire thing was set up and he's just a harmless patsy in all of this. Page Six reports ... A source exclusively tells Page Six: “The video was leaked so MORE

Taylor Swift isn’t happy with Selena Gomez

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez

Yesterday, I nearly herniated my brain trying to understand how or why Selena Gomez would ever get back together with Justin Bieber, although if I had to guess, it's because Selena breathes paint fumes the way we breathe oxygen. That's gotta mess with the part of your brain responsible for making not stupid decisions. As it turns out, I'm not the only one who cannot even with this, because according to Us Weekly, Taylor Swift has cut off Selena MORE

Justin Bieber’s DUI trial has been set for May 5th

Justin Bieber

Remember that time Justin Bieber got arrested for driving around, allegedly under the influence? Of course you do, because literally one out of every three gossip stories is at the very least tangentially related to the incident. Anyway, it looks like his trial has been set for May 5th, and thus far he's looking at a whole slew of charges, which I'm sure he'll get community service for. Via THR ... Justin Bieber's Miami Beach trial date has MORE

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are back on? Again?

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

So, just gonna go ahead and ask this, but ... WHAT THE HELL? Selena Gomez, this is directed straight at you, because you're supposed to be the one who knows better. But seriously, what the hell? Justin Bieber? You're giving Justin another go? What were you thinking? "Oh, the last seventy-two times he turned into a raging douche beast on me and we broke up and it was awful, but I have a good feeling about round seventy-three!" Was his calling you MORE