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Apparently, Kim Kardashian's life of doing nothing is so very, very strenuous that she needs to take constant vacations. I mean, can you imagine how exhausting it must be to do nothing while cameras pretend you're actually doing something? That poor girl. I don't know how she does it. Which is why she took a vacation with Kanye West and Joe Francis, which makes total sense: an egomaniac, a smut peddler, a whore, plus two guys accompanying Kim, MORE
Madonna released another song from MDNA yesterday to the delight of gay men everywhere (except for me, who was just sort of ... I dunno, nyeh, ust nyeh). The song was originally called Girls Gone Wild, but was later shortened to just Girl Gone Wild, which a lot of people thought had something to do with Joe Francis threatening to sue her. Turns out, Madonna wasn't even aware that the asshole existed, and for once, I'm actually jealous of Madonna. MORE
Let's say hypothetically, you're Joe Francis. Many people have alleged that you are misogynistic and abusive to woman, and others have allegedly seen you physically attack women. What's the best way to change people's opinions about you? Do not say get into a physical altercation with a woman after she accidentally ran into your door after you opened it into traffic. Complete opposite of what you should be doing. TMZ reports: The Girls Gone MORE
It's Tuesday, which means that Joe Francis did something douchey, treated women like objects and got arrested for it. Anyway, this time around Joe Francis reportedly surrendered to police on three counts of false imprisonment and one count of dissuading a witness from making a report. And while I don't think he's officially been booked on it yet, I'm going to guess, like, a bajillion counts of being a total a-hole. LAPD Sgt. Daryl Martin told MORE
So apparently, Joe Francis was in court against a group of women who claimed that he filmed them when they were underage, thus ruining their lives forever, in what can only be called as "The Least Surprising Lawsuit Ever". But as douchey as Joe is (and let's face it, he is kinda skeezy), the judge ruled that the girls had to take responsibility for their actions instead of blaming Francis, which means for once I actually ag-GUH... Sorry, that MORE
It's official! Joe Francis is getting a divorce after only one month of marriage! Sort of. Actually it turns out he was never really full-on married to begin with, but for the sake of kicking a misogynistic douchebag when he's down, HA! Ya'll got dumped! The Girls Gone Wild founder, 37, confirmed the UsMagazine.com report that he and wife of just seven weeks, Christina McLarty, have called it quits. "After careful and thoughtful consideration on MORE
Hugh Hefner take note: one month into their marriage, Joe Francis's wife, Christina McLarty, has already moved out of their house. I'm assuming this has something to do with the fact that she sat down and realized that she was married to a guy whose job it is to trick girls with daddy issues into flashing their tits at the camera in exchange for a shirt that says "I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM! WOO!" A source tells the website that Christina "moved out MORE
As someone who performs in gay porn for a living, I literally cringe every time someone brings up Joe Francis. Cringe. Case in point: Mr. Girls Gone Wild is threatening to sue Jerry O'Connell and Weinstein Co. over O'Connell's character in Piranha 3D, which is a parody of Francis himself. Honestly? I'll just let Joe dig his own grave on this one. He tells The Hollywood Reporter, "I believe Mr. O'Connell may lose more than his penis if he and the MORE
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