RIP: Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Dear Joan Rivers, Where do I even begin? I've been dreading writing this letter to you, yet I knew this day would come, as it comes for all of us eventually. I always swore when your number was up, I would lose my mind–which is happening but I'm trying to keep myself from becoming completely unglued because that would be a mess you certainly wouldn't want to clean up! Of course you wanted tears and you got 'em–including a week-long MORE

Joan Rivers has passed away

Joan Rivers

After a week spent comatose in the hospital (triggered by cardiac arrest during a routine surgery procedure), Joan Rivers has passed away at the age of 81. Joan, for those of you who didn't know, was one of the first female comedians to ever break it big. She was Johnny Carson's (first and only) permanent guest host on The Tonight Show. If you're ever able to pick up a copy and read We Killed: The Rise of Women in American Comedy, there's an MORE

Links: Don’t mess with a legend like Joan Rivers!

Joan Rivers

→ Joan Rivers told a CNN anchor to 'shut up' before walking out on her interview! PopSugar → Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson got married in Santa Barbara on Saturday Celebitchy → Jimmy Kimmel learned Sia's "Chandelier" dance from Dance Mom star Maddie Ziegler! SOW → Cameron Diaz talks about her distaste for those suicidal maniacs called kids The Blemish → Behind closed doors Jennifer Lopez is a mess over her split MORE

Kim Kardashian had Joan Rivers moved away from her

Joan Rivers

There are a lot of celbs who dislike funny lady Joan Rivers because she routinely reads them to filth. There are a lot of celebs (and people in general) who hate Kim Kardashian because she's a selfish, vapid douche who gained millions of unearned dollars without ever working a day in her life. So naturally, Joan and Kim hate each other too, and Kim had Joan moved away from her during the NBC upfronts, because we live in a world where Kim has that MORE

Joan Rivers thinks Lena Dunham’s body positivity will kill her

Joan Rivers and Lena Dunham

Say what you want about Lena Dunham -- seriously, just do it. I have never seen people jump all over a celebrity the way people do with Lena and I don't get it one bit -- she's a healthy weight! She looks like a regular girl, she takes care of herself and she encourages other people to love and take care of themselves too. So here's Joan Rivers saying that Lena is apparently some sort of wildebeest who will die of diabetes if she doesn't cut out MORE

Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers … over Kim’s sex tape!

Ray J and Joan Rivers

Considering the fact that the Kardashians wouldn't be jacksh!t to anyone if it hadn't been for Ray J peeing on Kim Kardashian, you'd figure they'd embrace it every chance they get. And yet they don't because these people honest to gawd think they're -- pfft, ha ha ha -- talented! Oh, oh, that's funny, tell another one! Anyway, Joan Rivers made a video mocking Kim's sex tape, and now Khloe Kardashian is mad at her and cancelled an appearance she MORE

Jimmy Fallon’s $100 ‘The Tonight Show’ Bet

Jimmy Fallon

Last night, Jimmy Fallon officially took over on NBC's The Tonight Show, at least until Jay Leno is like "Nyeh, I want to come back now." Anyway, Jimmy decided to kick off the show by calling out all the people who bet him $100 he'd never host The Tonight Show, which he apparently made with every celebrity in New York. And also Kim Kardashian, because gawd dammit, STOP ENCOURAGING HER. But then Stephen Colbert came in and fixed everything Kim MORE

Kris Jenner is full of it on ‘In Bed With Joan’

Kris Jenner and Joan Rivers

Here's the latest episode of Joan Rivers' webseries, In Bed With Joan, featuring Kris Jenner because she needs to do some damage control after her husband escaped her house of lies. Anyway, it probably shouldn't surprise anyone that Kris is pretty much full of sh!t through the whole thing, such as when she calls out the tabloids for writing about her (she loves it) or when she says she made Scott Disick into the villain on her show (mother of the MORE

Joan Rivers to Lady Gaga: Lighten up!

Joan Rivers and Lady Gaga

In case you were wondering if Lady Gaga's contrived-for-attention beef with Kelly Osbourne is ever going to end: Nope! Probably not! Anyway, after Kelly tried to make peace by saying she was a Gaga fan, Gags apparently refused to get off her high horse because apparently, she doesn't know how comedy shows work or that jokes are things people say to each other all the time. Anyway, Joan Rivers, who hosts Fashion Police and has been a comedienne MORE

Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady Gaga

Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady Gaga

So apparently, Lady Gaga decided to blast Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers' E! show, Fashion Police, because apparently there's no difference between the systematic bullying of a helpless kid until they do something drastic and making fun of things celebs wear. Well, after Gaga publicly shamed someone with less clout than her without a single trace of irony, 'Little Monsters' started sending hate mail and death threats to Kelly, once again without MORE

Joan Rivers slams Angelina Jolie’s right leg!

Angelina Jolie

If you don't know what the deal is with Angelina Jolie's right leg (which you can follow on Twitter) yet, I'll give you the sparksnotes version real quick: Angelina had a momentary lapse in sanity and started posing with her leg out on the Oscars red carpet like she was a Las Vegas stripper trying to score a sugar daddy. Turns out I'm not the only one who thought she looked super trashy, because mother-daughter fashion duo Joan Rivers and Melissa MORE

Links: Joan Rivers had 739 plastic surgeries?!

Joan Rivers

• Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson yet again: busted, trashy and cheap? Cele|bitchy • Maria Menounous' vagina was reportedly roaming Indianapolis like a roaring lion! IDLYITW • Nick Carter missed his sister Leslie's funeral and blames his dysfunctional family for it! ICYDK • Demi Moore reportedly has checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah I'm Not Obsessed • J Lo showed her abs on the beach with a MORE

Joan Rivers vs. Chelsea Handler

Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler

As one of the first (and possibly funniest) female comedians, Joan Rivers is usually a good litmus test to see who is and isn't a respectable funny lady. So of course, it turns out Joan kind of totally hates Chelsea Handler because she feels like Chelsea basically just slept her way to the middle. RadarOnline reports: "Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she's fine, MORE

Joan Rivers’ daughter is dating a porn mogul!

Melissa Rivers and Steve Hirsch

As everyone knows (okay, not everyone, just humor me here) the best money in porn is found behind the scenes. Sure, performers can make bank if they work hard enough, but owning a studio is practically like printing money. Which is why Joan Rivers is ecstatic that her daughter Melissa Rivers is dating Steve Hirsch, head honcho of Vivid Entertainment. And also because they make each other happy, I guess ... bah. Lovey dovey relationships. TMZ MORE