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Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the most high-profile and legendarily posh celebrities out there. Jessica Simpson doesn't know how canned tuna works and got out of a Jenny Craig contract by getting pregnant almost immediately after giving birth. So naturally, Gwyneth has decided to back off of acting and become Jessica, because the intoxicating allure of 24/7 Applebee's cannot be resisted. That's not a joke: I'd totally be eating whatever I wanted, MORE
Jessica Simpson is to get her own NBC sitcom based on her life’s experiences. The comedy series has yet to be cemented but is definitely in development so look forward to it (or not) in the ensuing pilot seasons on television. Simpson has limited television (remember Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica?) and film exposure (Employee of the Month, anyone?) so this will be her first major headlining work as an actress. Though she’s been touted as a MORE
Like most people, when Kim Kardashian first realized she was pregnant, her first thought was, "Well that's all fine and dandy, but how can I milk this fetus for money and attention?" So of course, rumors have been going around of Kim possibly signing on with a weight-loss program, like Jessica Simpson did. Except according to TMZ, Jenny Craig won't consider signing her because she's not real enough. Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ MORE
As I'm sure most of you remember, Jessica Simpson signed a multi-million dollar deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight, only to immediately turn around and put another baby inside of her, which is ... sort of the total opposite of losing baby weight. But whatever, she's still happy and healthy, so I really can't- wait, what? That's what her baby bump looks like already? Exactly how far along is she? Did she and Eric Johnson celebrate MORE
I'm going to level with you here: the weeks surrounding the holidays are usually a barren wasteland for hot gossip. I mean literally NOTHING, just forever. Seriously, this morning I wrote two Kardashian posts back to back. There is simply no excuse for that. I apologize. So to make up for it, here is Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy boobs (posted on her Twitter) trying to jailbreak their polyblend prison. Somewhere out there, Mystique MORE
Remember how Weight Watchers paid Jessica Simpson millions of dollars to lose weight, and she immediately turned around and got pregnant again so that she could fill her pool up with chips and nacho cheese? Well, the people at Weight Watchers are nothing if not persistent, so here's their new ad featuring Jessica smartly dressed in layers to hide the fact that they just blew a small fortune on a woman made of 70% gravy. I mean granted, Jessica MORE
So immediately after fulfilling her commitment to Weight Watchers to ditch her pregnancy weight, it seems like Jessica Simpson is already pregnant again, because nachos are delicious and a baby gives you an opportunity to eat twice as many nachos as non-preggers people. On a completely unrelated note, someone please knock me up immediately. I want to eat nothing but grilled cheese for nine months. Us Weekly reports ... "It definitely wasn't MORE
I must have ESP or something, because last October when Jessica Simpson announced she was going to be a "mummy" I told anyone who would listen how she could make a mint by simply losing her baby weight. She did everything I said; made $3 million dollars and lost 60 pounds. I can't get you a contract with Weight Watchers, but I can tell you how to drop the weight in the same time frame. Us Weekly says she's using the PointsPlus program and MORE
Earlier today, a rumor went around that Jessica Simpson's dad had come out of the closet as gay and that he (age 54) had shacked up with a 20-year-old boy toy. And oh, how we laughed and laughed, because that was pretty far out there. But then here comes the story that Joe Simpson and his wife Tina Simpson have filed for divorce, and all of a sudden it's like ... oh. Okay, work. TMZ reports ... Tina filed the papers in Texas last month, MORE
Short answer: No, probably not. Long story: Since Jessica Simpson and her fiance, Eric Johnson, are almost ready to walk down the aisle, Star magazine got a hold of one of his ex-wife's friends, who proceeded to paint him as a cheating bastard. And if there's one person you can always trust, it's the friend of a jilted ex! Via RadarOnline ... The news shouldn't come as any surprise to Simpson, who knew that Johnson was still married to the MORE
Okay, okay, so new mommy Jessica Simpson may have overdone it a bit on the "eating for two" thing (the baby inside you is the size of an orange, it doesn't need its own adult-sized meal) but the upside to any pregnancy, aside from the maternal glow and the ability to wear super comfy stretch-pants, is that she now has massive jugs which she posted to Twitter because let's face it: Twitter is just one big repository for body parts (wow, that came MORE
Gaining weight when you're pregnant is kind of one of those things that's to be expected. You can't gestate something inside of you for nine months without packing on a few pounds. That being said, when you're gaining somewhere between 65 to 75 pounds, chances are you may have stretched that "I'm eating for two" bit just a wee bit too far. Anyway, Jessica Simpson (who just revealed the first photo of her baby via People magazine) is now joining MORE
Oh my gosh, wasn't that the longest pregnancy ever?! Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant forever, even beating out Mariah Carey's long gestation period! As per an announcement on her website, Jessica gave birth this morning to a healthy baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson (which seems more like a boy's name?), who weighed in at 9lbs. 13oz., and 21 3/4" long. Both mom and daughter are doing well, congratulations to Jessica and her man Eric MORE
Because what America really needed was another reality TV show where a panel of three celebrity judges critique people in a given field, NBC's Fashion Star premiered last night. Yay for over-saturation of the market! Anyway, the show got off to kind of a weird start yesterday, when an Australian model-turned-designer named Nicholas Bowes told celebrity judges Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie that they didn't know anything about men's fashion MORE
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