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After a narratively tight but less delightfully crazy second season of FX's American Horror Story (It could have used a pair of twins shouting "I HATE TREES!" That's all, really.) the show is coming back for a third season, possibly featuring witches and magic. Here to reinforce that theory, Kathy Bates is set to join the cast as Jessica Lange's rival! Yay! Via TVLine ... Oscar winner Kathy Bates is nearing a deal to join FX's hit spookfest MORE
Soooo ... everyone's still watching FX's American Horror Story, right? How weird was the last episode? How is Sister Jude still in that asylum? Where'd the Monsignor go? HOW COULD THEY KILL OF PEPPER, THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDS?! *Quietly sobs into a half-eaten tub of ice cream.* I love my Pepper ... anyway, season two is ending next week, and with Asylum out of the way, it's time for Ryan Murphy to tease us with more on the upcoming third season. MORE
Even if you're not watching FX's American Horror Story: Asylum, you can still enjoy this incredibly fun clip from last night's episode. It's award-winning actress Jessica Lange taking on Shirley Ellis' 1964 hit song "The Name Game," an elaborate fantasy sequence right after her character Judy Martin underwent (by force) electroshock therapy. The show went from completely horrifying to magically delicious with this delightful musical number, I MORE
So the new season of American Horror Story: Asylum is coming up in less than two weeks, and if the show is even half as off-the-wall bonkers as the first season, I will await fervently for it. Anyway, after months of teasers, the first real trailer to show the actual plot of the season has arrived, and by the looks of it, it posits the journalist lady against the evil nun aka Jessica Lange. So that's happening. MORE
It turns out, it's not Ryan Murphy's Family Fun Time Hour with Every Celebrity Ever and Also Some Ghosts like I previously thought. Anyway, the new season of American Horror Story is coming in October to FX, which means a whole new season of sexy famous people having sex and then dying and then having sex again because hey, when in Rome, amirite? Right. Well, Ryan dropped the official title for the season, it's ... well, exactly why you thought MORE
All right, show of hands: who saw FX's American Horror Story last season? Everyone? Good, because HOLY CRAP, how crazy was that show? Let's face it: series creator Ryan Murphy writes shows by just throwing everything he can get his hands on into a bag, shaking it up, and then seeing what comes out, but this approach works wonders when it comes to the horror genre, because horror is supposed to be convoluted and mixed-up; if you ever actually knew MORE
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