FitnessBytes: Beyoncé, Biel’s booty, Tebow + Prancercise!


Stop the presses! BEYONCÉ IS STILL NOT PREGNANT. Gossips obsessed with another Jay-Z/Bey baby keep the rumors going, but Queen B's wardrobe says otherwise -- showing off a fit, trim figure for The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour. Good news for Tim Tebow! People stopped talking about his virginity long enough to pay attention to his next career move, signing with the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Serena Williams won the French Open MORE

JT and Jessica Biel’s wedding featured a video mocking the homeless

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Every wedding needs something old, something new, something borrowed, and something that blew. Apparently, for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's $6.5 Million wedding, the thing that blew was Justin's friend, Justin Huchel, who showed up with a video that takes advantage of L.A.'s homeless for the sake of a bad joke. Haha! It's funny because America's mental health program is seriously flawed and as a result, numerous people with mental MORE

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel … back together?

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Despite the fact that there first break-up probably should have been a screaming reminder that they just don't work well together, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have reportedly decided to get back together. You know, because it totally makes sense for two people with wildly different desires and dreams to try and make things work, right? Timberlake, 30, and Biel, 29, are "quietly seeing each other again," says a source. "They have been MORE

BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler aren’t banging!

Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler

With the media collectively shitting bricks over the fact that A) British royalty is getting married to a lowly peasant girl (good heavens, whatever will the Queen think?) and B) The President of the United States of America was born in the United States of America, I really don't have a lot to work with that doesn't involve either the fetishization of royalty or the single most obvious fact I've ever heard, so instead, here's a story about how MORE

Justin and Jessica wanted ‘different things’!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Now that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have broken up real real and not for play play, you'd probably expect some crap from their publicist about how civil their break-up was and whatnot. Well, you'd be entirely right, so just to put the final nail in the coffin of their relationship ... "It really was mutual," the source says. "There really wasn't a final straw. They're just two people who realized they wanted different things in life MORE

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are done!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Huh, what do you know, celebrity break-ups really are the new black. Called it! Anyway, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have broke up after something like three and a half years, presumably because Justin Timberlake can't stop putting his penis in things and places it doesn't belong. "No Justin, the vacuum is not where your penis goes." "Awwwwwwwwwwwww..." Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have broken up, TMZ reports, citing a source close MORE

We’re on new couple alert …

hey y'all! this week's STAR magazine goes on new couple alert and serves up three new pairs of lovebirds - first up is mega hottie ryan reynolds who is fresh off a break up from songbird alanis morisette and has apparently moved on with jessica biel (sorry JT - you still can have scarlett johansson) then there's rocker dave navarro hooking up with nip/tuck diva kelly carlson who plays the lovely big busted 'kimber' - gosh she's so cute (i've MORE