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After the colossal turd-storm that was his divorce from Sandra Bullock last year, after the most famous and beloved woman in America dumped his ass after everyone found out he had a bad habit of banging skanks and being a white supremacist, it looks like Jesse James has emerged on the other side, a kinder, humbler person. HAHAHAH! Just kidding. He's acting like Sandra is some nobody and that he's better off without her, even though he is really, MORE
Quick! How old are Kat Von D and Jesse James? Give up? Well physically, Kat is 29 and Jesse is 42, but you would never know it based on the fact that the only way they can communicate is through Facebook. Point is, Kat broke up with Jesse again so she went on Facebook to talk about how he cheated on her with nineteen different women over the past year. You know what they say: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me nineteen times, I should probably MORE
OMG, you guys! I'm freaking out in the worst way right now because RadarOnline is reporting that Jesse James and Kat Von D broke up because Jesse allegedly (pause for dramatic effect because this revelation will ROCK. YOUR. WORLD.) cheated on Kat! I know, I'm as shocked as you are! I mean, Jesse seems like such a committed lover who would never oh yeah that's right he cheated on his wife. A woman who claims to have been hooking up with James MORE
Well that was fast. I'm assuming after her show LA Ink got canceled when everyone realized that her relationship was just a shameless cash-grab meant to feed into a really boring show about people drawing on people (how in the hell do you make tattoos boring? You monster), Kat Von D and Jesse James have decided to call it quits. Again. On the plus side, one more make-up/break-up and I think they get a free six-inch Subway sandwich. The Huffington MORE
When we last left Kat Von D, she had just broken up with Jesse James and was walking off of talk shows because they talked about the things she specifically asked them to talk about. Well, things haven't really gotten any better or worse for her because her TV show, L.A. Ink has just been canceled and now she's engaged to Jesse. In case you're wondering how she managed to pull both of these off at the same time: New swastika tattoo on the vagina. MORE
And so we bid aideu to unofficial music day. You were fun while you lasted ... anyway, it turns out Kat Von D's decision to date a guy who decided to cheat on Sandra Bullock with tattooed Nazi pussy was actually a terrible idea, because she and Jesse James just split up, which is what happens when you try to make a monogamous man out of a guy who likes putting his dick in ALL THE THINGS. Kat Von D issued the breakup statement on her Twitter MORE
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