I know this isn't really a celebrity thing, and it doesn't really contain anything about Hollywood or Octomom's noonie, but this story of Jerry Sandusky being harassed by his fellow prisoners on his first night in jail for being a horrible, evil monster may be the single best thing I've ever read. Via TMZ: Jerry Sandusky was mercilessly taunted for HOURS during his first night in jail back in December -- when his fellow inmates chanted Pink MORE

Because sometimes you really cannot write a better headline than the nugget of head-smashing stupidity that some people give you, Jerry Sandusky gave his first post-everyone-found-out-that-he-molested-countless-children interview to Bob Costas, where he pretty much admits that he did everything a pedophile would do, but he's not a pedophile! Just a man who loves kids. Yup, he loves them so much, he started a charity where he molested them and MORE