FitnessBytes: Celeb HPV, JLove + Angelina Jolie!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

As they used to say back in the day, "big ups" to Angelina Jolie because A) She's pretty awesome and B) Her first public outing after revealing her double mastectomy was to support her man (at Brad Pitt's World War Z premiere). That's a bad bitch right there. She appears to be in good health and has single-handedly brought awareness about breast cancer risks - and preemptive options - to the forefront. Score one for the MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant!

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay

Jennifer Love Hewitt, or JLoHew as the kids are calling her (note: no kids are calling her this) has spent the past couple years playing up the whole plucky single person lookin' for love angle so hard that she actually once said that she has three rings picked out for anyone who wants to propose to her. Well, the good news is that her luck may be turning around because according to Us Weekly, JLoHew (the name just gets worse the more I repeat MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt: My boobs are worth $5 Million!

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Usually, Mondays are a treasure trove of gossip, except for some reason today is particularly barren. How barren you ask? Well, here's a video of Jennifer Love Hewitt saying that she thinks her big boobs are worth $5 Million. The story from HuffPo ... The 34-year-old actress admitted to USA Today that she would consider getting her breasts insured for somewhere around the $5 million range. "I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody MORE

Adam Levine is ‘flattered’ by Jennifer Love Hewitt

Adam Levine

A couple days ago, Jennifer Love Hewitt went on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show to proclaim publicly in front of millions of people that she thought Adam Levine and her would make a cute couple. When he didn't immediately fly in to pick which of the three engagement rings she carries around to propose to her, she moved onto to one of the dancers from Dancing With The Stars, which kind of shows you how serious she is about these relationships. Anyway, MORE

It’s Getting Sad Now: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt

All right, you know that person at the bar who stays way too late into the night, will flirt endlessly with anyone who gives them even the slightest glance, and carries around three engagement rings in her purse on the off chance the guy/girl they're shmoozing is somehow dumb enough ignore all the signs that this person is batshit insane? Because that's who Jennifer Love Hewitt has become. Someone who has decided that she can get more flies with MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt wants Adam Levine!

Jennifer Love Hewitt

When we last left Jennifer Love Hewitt, she still had no idea why she still single, even though everything she did couldn't drive away men any faster unless she wore a shirt that said "Ask me about my castration fetish!" Anyway, continuing along on her path of desperation and the complete misunderstanding of what men actually like, Jennifer went on the record about how she thinks she Adam Levine would be a great couple, except then she remembered MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t get why she’s still single

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Maxim Magazine

Sure, Jennifer Love Hewitt may be insanely hot with a nice pair of boobs, but for some reason, she's still single! And by "some reason", I mean "she has no idea how men actually work", as exemplified by her having three engagement rings already picked out for potential suitors. I'm not even straight, and my balls still receded squealing back up into my body. Anyway, here she is talking to Maxim about how she's still vajazzling, and doesn't MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt really doesn’t understand men

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Proving once and for all that Jennifer Love Hewitt knows absolutely nothing about men, JLoHew (please don't make me spell out her entire name again, I beg of you) was spotted reading a book about how men love bitches, because everyone knows that a person - doesn't have to be a man or a woman here, because they're all the same - who is demanding, high-maintenance and bossy is just prime marriage material. Look how well Kim Kardashian's 72-day MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing great!

Jennifer Love Hewitt

When we last left Jennifer Love Hewitt, she was schmoozing with child pornographers and picking out engagement rings for herself because that's the sort of thing an empowered single woman does. And unlike Dan Savage said, it has not gotten better for her, as she recently picked herself up some peen by tweeting one of the rejected men from The Bachelorette after she saw him on the show, before flying down and going on a date with him. Jennifer MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt: The worst actress in Hollywood?

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I don't know, does a bear shit in the woods? And maul campers? Anyway, after a kinda-sorta scientific study, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been deemed the worst actress in Hollywood according to Rotten Tomatoes (worst actor goes to Chuck Norris) because she's literally never been in a good movie. Worst Actress: Jennifer Love Hewitt. Hewitt has the rare distinction of never having made a single "fresh" (above 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes) film. Her MORE