Chelsea called Angelina a “C-U-Next-Tuesday”!

Just a quick public service announcement here: If you ever go see a comedian on tour, do not heckle them. These are people who are paid to be funny and mean simultaneously; you will not win that fight. And you REALLY shouldn't do it with Chelsea Handler, or else she'll call you and Angelina Jolie homewrecking (word that rhymes with bunts). "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to," Chelsea said. "I don't f**king MORE

Jennifer Aniston: Homewrecker?!

Now that Courtney Cox has dumped David Arquette, and the David is taking the fast lane Batshit-Crazy Town, U.S.A., David has decided to come clean about what really broke up their marriage. No, it wasn't the fact that David repeatedly banged a 28-year-old waitress and talked about his wife's private life in public. It was Jennifer Aniston! Wait, what? At the screening of new movie The Legend of Hallow Dega last week, a source said: 'David MORE

Jennifer Aniston is (still) an eligible woman!

Another day, another story about how Jennifer Aniston is still single. Seriously. Anyway, Jennifer topped a poll of the most eligible single women out there, and before you take this as some sort of major victory, you should probably know right now that the list also included Betty White and supreme court justice Elena Kagan. Yay? The currently-unattached actress, 41, was voted the most eligible single woman in the world, according to a 60 MORE

FilmBytes: Jennifer Aniston, Please ‘Switch’ back to TV!

Jennifer Aniston's new artificial insemination comedy The Switch failed to hit big in its crowded opening weekend (Five new wide releases? Craziness) but Hollywood isn't likely to give up on her as a leading lady. Her movies are rarely memorable or well reviewed but they do okay and occasionally break out. That's apparently enough when you're as well liked as she. What's more troubling is that her movie characters just aren't as awesome or funny MORE

Jennifer Aniston and Jon Stewart dated?!

Because Jennifer Aniston really, really, REALLY wants you to see The Switch, she went on The Daily Show last night where she revealed that she once went on a date with Jon Stewart. Really. All I can say is, the girl missed out. Jennifer Aniston is super pretty and all, but let's face it: Jon Stewart? Woof! ... That's gay for 'hot', by the way. "You were adorable!" Stewart, 47, told the actress. "I asked you out, we went out! To an Italian MORE

Eat a dick, Bill O’Reilly!

Bill O'Reilly, the former king of crazy over at Fox News, has decided to try and regain his throne from Glenn Beck by trying to bash Jennifer Aniston's recent pro-single mother remarks. Because, you know, everyone who has ever had a single mother went on to become a degenerate felon or something like that. Thanks, Focus on the Family and other like-minded hate groups clumsily disguised as scientific research panels! While promoting her movie The MORE

Jennifer Aniston channels Babs!

Jennifer Aniston pays homage to the legendary Barbra Streisand--and proves that everyone loves a funny girl, in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, on newsstands August 17. The photo shoot captures Aniston as she strikes classic Streisand poses, illustrating iconic scenes from Funny Girl, What's Up, Doc?, and more. On being a funny girl: "People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don't. But I can pretty much find humor in MORE

Crazy people <3 Jennifer Aniston!

I think we can all agree that Jennifer Aniston is, if a little overexposed, at least a likable enough person. And then there are some who LIKE like Jennifer Aniston. And there there's this one guy who drove across the country with I LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON on the side of his car, proclaiming that he and Jen were destined to be together forever. Oh Jennifer Aniston ... Will you ever win? A court has issued a temporary restraining order to Jennifer MORE

jennifer aniston has a chastity pillow!

Because we just can't get enough of hearing about Jennifer Aniston's sex life, John C. Reilly admitted that during their sex scene in The Good Girl (yeah, I completely forgot that movie even existed too,) Aniston essentially wore an entire suit of armor just so she wouldn't have to touch him. Most people just wear a condom, but hey, to-may-to, to-mah-to really. Reilly said: "It's all dark and she's a little tense 'cause a sex scene is going to MORE

oh no, not this again … jen and brad back together

i seriously can't believe STAR magazine is still trying to get brad pitt back with jennifer aniston (they've been divorced over four years) it's simply not going to happen - no matter how many times the rumored reunion is featured on the cover! i know a lot of the magazine's readers would probably love to see brad dump angelina jolie and run back into jen's forgiving arms but those people need to get over it and move on plus after all that has MORE

Guess who’s foot this is?

hey everyone! i haven't done one of these 'guess who' posts in awhile - can you figure out who's foot is below? (obviously it belongs to a girl) find out who it belongs to after the jump ... GO! MORE

Jen and Gerry turn up the heat!

damn! this latest cover of W magazine featuring jennifer aniston and gerard butler (i love that they call him 'gerry') is hot! it's shot by famed photographer steven klein (for more pictures head to the magazine's website) although they do make a stunning looking couple - i don't know about their on-screen chemistry (and who know what's going on with them in real-life?!) that upcoming movie they did together the bounty hunter looks completely MORE

Jen and Gerard: This isn’t going to last long!

good morning! why does jennifer aniston seem to always pick the wrong guys to date? first it was crooner john mayer - now it's gerard butler - both guys have reputations for being lotharios - i knew it wouldn't work out with john - and i highly doubt it's going to work out with gerard! (hasn't he slept with practically every girl in hollywood?) can you picture them walking down the aisle together? i didn't think so! this week's STAR magazine is MORE

jen to brad: i’ll take you back! (oh really …)

good morning! i know there's a bunch of people out there who would still love to see brad pitt get back together with jennifer aniston - i guess it's a nice fantasy (for the delusional) but in reality - if that ever happened (it won't) i'd lose all respect for jen (along with a lot of other people) she simply cannot take him back after everything that's happened! the latest cover of STAR magazine is claiming that jen told brad 'i'll take you MORE