Links: Jennifer Aniston is in on the joke

Jennifer Aniston

• Miley Cyrus just stepped out wearing her huge engagement ring! PopSugar • Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady are definitely expecting their second baby! Cele|bitchy • Is John Travolta is a deviant queer who can't keep his hands off cock? IDLYITW • Science fiction writer Ray Bradbury died on Tuesday night, he was 91 Rickey • Alexander Skarsgård, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer pose for Emmy magazine Oh La La • Olivia Wilde MORE

Jennifer Aniston got a star on the Walk of Fame!

Jennifer Aniston

It's been kind of a slow news week, so here's a bit about how Jennifer Aniston got a completely meaningless award in order to promote her new movie Wanderlust. Oh, and did we mention she gets naked in her new movie? Because she really wants your fifteen bucks. The National Post reports: Actress Jennifer Aniston was honored with a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame on Wednesday, the first of the Friends actors to receive the emblem of MORE

Links: Jennifer Aniston got her star!

Jennifer Aniston

• Find out why Chris Brown should seriously just shut the hell up now! IDLYITW • Bobbi Kristina’s issues after Whitney’s death – are the tabloids going too far? Cele|bitchy • Nicki Minaj goes all blue in a brand new spread for the latest issue of Vogue Rickey • Britney Spears has expressed an interest in joining The X Factor judging panel? I'm Not Obsessed • I don't know when this happened, but apparently Calista MORE

Links: Jennifer Aniston is always pregnant!

Jennifer Aniston

• Britney Spears’ ex bodyguard claims she had orgies with female dancers! Cele|bitchy • Khloé Kardashian is denying that she's undergoing fertility treatments! IDLYITW • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's best 2012 award season moments so far! PopSugar • Katy Perry is out of hiding and wants to get Russell Brand back? Celebslam • Jeff Goldblum and Brian Stokes Mitchell are Rachel’s gay dads on Glee Rickey • Rihanna and MORE

Jennifer Aniston threw a chair at her director!

Jennifer Aniston

Taking a page from every crappy 90's daytime talk show that featured white trash hating on white trash, Jennifer Aniston decided to liven things up on the set of a movie by hucking a chair at her director. Whether or not she did so while shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! UH-HUH! I DO WHAT I WANT!" has yet to be confirmed, but if I had to guess? Yes. The Huffington Post reports: Aniston recently took a rare trip behind the camera MORE

Links: Jen and Justin are so cute together!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

• Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince debut baby Jordan Kay at the beach! PopSugar • Lindsay Lohan was photographed with white powder (?!) on her black dress! Oh No They Didn't • Video: Silver fox hottie Anderson Cooper eats spinach for the very first time! Rickey • Nicole Richie was showing off her brand new boobs while vacationing in Mexico! Socialite Life • Everyone wants to know whether Jessica Simpson is really pregnant MORE

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux: Ready for a baby?

Star Magazine - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

This week Jennifer Aniston is featured not only one but two magazines this week, both Star and Us Weekly are claiming she's ready to have a baby with her new boyfriend (of only five months) fellow actor (and hottie) Justin Theroux, talk about putting the pressure on them both! The couple has been hanging down on the garden island of Kauai (Hawaii) where I happen to be right now (it's truly paradise), I've kept my eyes peeled for them but haven't MORE

Get your fill of scary skinny celebs!

Star Magazine - Eating Disorder Confessions

The latest cover of Star magazine is all about the skinny epidemic in Hollywood, with supposed confessions from celebs opening up about their eating disorders: anorexia, bulemia and starvation diets (I bet the only one that actually talked to the magazine is Gretchen Rossi from The Real Housewives of Orange County). I'm pretty darn skinny myself, but I am certainly nowhere near the likes of Ashlee Simpson or Keira Knightley, those two seriously MORE

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are an item!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

So while no one was looking, Jennifer Aniston apparently turned the charm up and bagged herself a super hottie, and is now banging under the radar actor Justin Theroux. You know what? I totally approve of this. They're both cute and I really do like Jen, so fuck yeah to this! After weeks of keeping their romance under wraps, the former Wanderlust costars finally went public -- in a big, affectionate way -- at the A-list bash alongside Cameron MORE

Links: Jennifer Aniston blows a banana!

Jennifer Aniston

• Botox Mom Kerry Campbell now has a date with Child Protective Services! Dlisted • Angelina Jolie will not be answering any questions about Osama bin Laden! Cele|bitchy • Buzzed hottie Jake Gyllenhaal gets his Hollywood workout on! Bricks And Stones • Leonardo DiCaprio and supermodel Bar Refaeli have ended their relationship! Yeeeah! • Charlie Sheen on Ashton Kutcher landing a role on Two and a Half Men I'm Not MORE

Behold Jennifer Aniston’s sex tape!

Jennifer Aniston

And by "sex tape" I mean a viral video she made to promote Smart Water, which is like regular bottled water except the bottle looks nicer. Yeah, it's about time those landfills start prettying themselves up a bit. Anyway, it's basically what happens when you get a focus group together and try to come up with something funny. Although it does feature Jennifer Aniston kicking someone in the balls which is, in my book, 24-karat comedic MORE

First Bieber, now Aniston! It’s haircut mania!

Jennifer Aniston

• John Travolta was snapped without his infamous fake hairpiece! PopEater • Ten perfectly sexy celebrities who were told to slim down! The Frisky • Adam Lambert told his (crazy) fans to 'get a life' on Twitter! Rickey • Since when does Charlie Sheen have a new girlfriend?! Allie Is Wired • Tony Parker comments on his ex-wife Eva Longoria’s dating status I'm Not Obsessed • Drew Barrymore celebrates her 36th Birthday MORE

Yeah, Heidi was lying about Jen …

Heidi Montag

Remember how Heidi Montag was all like "Waaaaaah, Jennifer Aniston banned me from the premiere of her movie" and I pledged my undying affection for Jen? Well it turns out that was all a 'Big Misunderstanding', which in Heidi speak means "She made the whole fucking thing up to cover for her own ass and get a little attention for herself." "I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it MORE

I love you, Jennifer Aniston!

Jennifer Aniston and Heidi Montag

So Jennifer Aniston has a new movie (Just Go With It) coming out (unfortunately, it stars Adam Sandler, aka the Nickelback of the film industry) this week, and so far she's done a pretty good job hyping it up by trying to set Tila Tequila on fire with her eyes. Anyway, now she's gone ahead and banned Heidi Montag (who has a small cameo in the film) from the premiere, and oh fuck it, I'm just gonna mail her an engagement ring because MARRY MORE