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The latest cover of Star magazine is all about the skinny epidemic in Hollywood, with supposed confessions from celebs opening up about their eating disorders: anorexia, bulemia and starvation diets (I bet the only one that actually talked to the magazine is Gretchen Rossi from The Real Housewives of Orange County). I'm pretty darn skinny myself, but I am certainly nowhere near the likes of Ashlee Simpson or Keira Knightley, those two seriously MORE
So while no one was looking, Jennifer Aniston apparently turned the charm up and bagged herself a super hottie, and is now banging under the radar actor Justin Theroux. You know what? I totally approve of this. They're both cute and I really do like Jen, so fuck yeah to this! After weeks of keeping their romance under wraps, the former Wanderlust costars finally went public -- in a big, affectionate way -- at the A-list bash alongside Cameron MORE
• Botox Mom Kerry Campbell now has a date with Child Protective Services! Dlisted • Angelina Jolie will not be answering any questions about Osama bin Laden! Cele|bitchy • Buzzed hottie Jake Gyllenhaal gets his Hollywood workout on! Bricks And Stones • Leonardo DiCaprio and supermodel Bar Refaeli have ended their relationship! Yeeeah! • Charlie Sheen on Ashton Kutcher landing a role on Two and a Half Men I'm Not MORE
And by "sex tape" I mean a viral video she made to promote Smart Water, which is like regular bottled water except the bottle looks nicer. Yeah, it's about time those landfills start prettying themselves up a bit. Anyway, it's basically what happens when you get a focus group together and try to come up with something funny. Although it does feature Jennifer Aniston kicking someone in the balls which is, in my book, 24-karat comedic MORE
• John Travolta was snapped without his infamous fake hairpiece! PopEater • Ten perfectly sexy celebrities who were told to slim down! The Frisky • Adam Lambert told his (crazy) fans to 'get a life' on Twitter! Rickey • Since when does Charlie Sheen have a new girlfriend?! Allie Is Wired • Tony Parker comments on his ex-wife Eva Longoria’s dating status I'm Not Obsessed • Drew Barrymore celebrates her 36th Birthday MORE
Remember how Heidi Montag was all like "Waaaaaah, Jennifer Aniston banned me from the premiere of her movie" and I pledged my undying affection for Jen? Well it turns out that was all a 'Big Misunderstanding', which in Heidi speak means "She made the whole fucking thing up to cover for her own ass and get a little attention for herself." "I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it MORE
So Jennifer Aniston has a new movie (Just Go With It) coming out (unfortunately, it stars Adam Sandler, aka the Nickelback of the film industry) this week, and so far she's done a pretty good job hyping it up by trying to set Tila Tequila on fire with her eyes. Anyway, now she's gone ahead and banned Heidi Montag (who has a small cameo in the film) from the premiere, and oh fuck it, I'm just gonna mail her an engagement ring because MARRY MORE
So apparently after a run-in with Perez Hilton where she called him out for being mean (instead of for being a colossal hack), Jennifer Aniston apparently spoke with Perez about how she talks to Brad Pitt on occasion and the two are apparently on good terms. Now if all the magazine covers would please stop saying they're either in love with each other or trying to annihilate each other in nuclear warfare, that would be just peachy keen. "Jen MORE
• What kind of 'street meat' is Kim Kardashian putting in her mouth?! Dlisted • Judge to Lindsay Lohan: Don't push your luck! In Case You Didn't Know • Katy Perry and Russell Brand are already seeking couples therapy! Cele|bitchy • What kind of advice does Spencer Pratt have for Kim Kardashian? Socialite Life • Take a peek inside supermodel Kate Moss' new mansion! Hollywood Rag • Has plastic surgery done wonders for MORE
Oh who are we kidding, this is just padding between now and when Lindsay Lohan gets thrown in the slammer. Regardless, Jennifer Aniston went on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis where she got blindsided with an appearance by Tila Tequila. The best part of this entire thing: Apparently, Jen had no idea Tila was going to be there, so that look of thinly-veiled disdain? Completely real. I have never seen a woman so intent on shooting lasers MORE
As much as I do occasionally make fun of her, I really do like Jennifer Aniston. Her movies aren't great, sure, but she's a good girl. That being said, the fact that she ran into Perez Hilton and gave him, at best, a stern talking to for basically just being a shitty gossip blogger? Dammit to hell, Aniston. Dammit straight to hell. "I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner MORE
Well, that's what the latest issue of Star magazine is suggesting with its brand new cover ... this rumor has gone around so many times over the years, I'll only believe it when I actually see Jen with a baby in her arms! I feel like we're not going to see her adopting anytime soon, I think she's perfectly happy with her life (and her bank account) but still remains a constant tabloid target all because Brad Pitt left her years ago for Angelina MORE
Remember The Rachel? Oh come on, I was four-years-old when my mother got The Rachel, even I can remember it. On the long list of celebrity hairstyles, it was still probably one of the better ones (at the very least, it was better than The Bieber) but apparently, Jennifer Aniston was never a fan of it. Who knew? "How do I say this? I think it was the ugliest haircut I've ever seen," she says. "What I really want to know is, how did that thing have MORE
Oh God ... I love Chelsea Handler, I really do, but shut the hell up please, I am begging you. Chelsea decided to talk more about her two year old Angelina Jolie joke and how Jennifer Aniston is hysterical and oh my God stop, please just for the love little baby tap-dancing Jesus just STOP. On her good friend Jennifer Aniston: "Jennifer Aniston makes me laugh. She's irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails." On MORE
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