Jay Z and Beyoncé are bailing on Kimye’s wedding

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Remember all those stories about how Beyoncé has been absolutely dreading the idea of going to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because she can't be around her for more than five seconds without getting a case of the douche chills? Well, according to The Daily Mail, she and hubby Jay Z decided to bail out on the whole big event because they don't want to be on one of the Kardashians' reality TV specials. Austin Powers: Goldmember? Sure, MORE

Kanye West remixed Beyoncé’s “Drunk In Love”

Beyoncé

Ever the romantic, Kanye West has released a semi-NSFW remix of Beyoncé's track "Drunk In Love," and made it all about Kim Kardashian. Awwwww, that's so sweet! Except that he actually made it about how he decided to marry her after she blew him, so ... yeah. Less romantic. Although I'm sure this'll be something nice they can share with North West when she's older. "And this is the song daddy wrote for mommy after you were born! It's all about MORE

Jay Z was interviewed while two women had sex next to him

Jay Z

There are some stories you stumble upon and just think, "Yes, this is an appropriate closer to the week. This is the perfect, seamless segue into the weekend." This is one such story: Gawker has a NSFW video from 1997 of Jay Z being interviewed next to a pair of women who are quite clearly going to town on each other. It's kind of weird to watch and I'm confused. "Distract your subject with hardcore lesbian sex happening right next to him" MORE

Beyoncé and Jay Z bought $6,000 worth of golden sex toys

Beyoncé and Jay Z

Oh gawd, look: We all know Beyoncé is as perfect (or at least, as close to perfect) as a human being could ever possibly hope to be. Well, now she's somehow even more perfect: According to RadarOnline, her and Jay Z spent $6,000 on gold-plated sex toys over the holidays. That's the best thing I ever heard. Why are you so flawless, Beyoncé? Does your infallible nature know no bounds? Beyoncé and Jay Z stopped in at the notorious Babeland on MORE

Kim Kardashian can’t stop Googling Beyoncé?

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Oh lordy, this is just out of control ... in a new story posted by Life & Style magazine, apparently famewhore Kim Kardashian is completely obsessed with Googling Beyoncé multiple times a day. I guess she's trying to figure out how her and Kanye West can be a power couple just like Bey and Jay Z by keeping tabs on her. Girlfriend can Google Ms. Knowles all day long, she'll never even come remotely close to being as well-liked or powerful as MORE

Jay-Z threw some shade at Miley Cyrus’ twerking

Miley Cyrus

In case you were wondering what Jay-Z thought of all of Miley Cyrus' twerking: Wait, seriously? That's ... WHAT? Turns out, he's not a fan. In a new song off his upcoming album, Magna Carta Holy Grail (Jay-Z sees your Yeezus, Kanye West, AND HE RAISES BIG TIME!) Jay-Z throws just the perfect amount of shade at Miley over her newfound addiction to twerking all over the place. Via Fishwrapper ... When I was talking Instagram / Last MORE

So is Beyoncé pregnant again or not?

Beyoncé

For the past week, the big rumor has been that Beyoncé may be pregnant with her second child, because if you're going to drop a bombshell like that, you might as well do it during the slowest news week ever. (Seriously, I did two posts on a restaurant featured on Kitchen Nightmares, it's that bad!) Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that Beyonce is indeed pregnant, because if we have to report on Amy's Baking Company one more time, I will punch MORE

Beyoncé might be pregnant again!

Beyoncé

A little over a year ago, Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their similarly surname-less child, Blue Ivy. Well, Beyonce might be pregnant again. The world is more than ready for that jelly. Via Page Six ... Music insiders are chattering about Beyoncé expecting her second child with husband Jay-Z. Multiple sources told us after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is pregnant. Bey wore a Givenchy MORE

Photos: Justin Timberlake’s show at LA’s Palladium!

Justin Timberlake

Last night Justin Timberlake made his way straight from the Grammys to his sold out show at Los Angeles' Palladium, and it was incredible on so many levels. JT hasn't really been doing the musician thing over the past few years as he focused on his acting career, but thankfully he's finally back and it set to release a new album, The 20/20 Experience, next month on March 15th! He did play some new material last night but really focused on the MORE

Kanye West’s FAM includes Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian, but not Solange!

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Remember that old Sesame Street segment where you'd see four objects, and Big Bird would sing, "One of these things is not like the other ones, one of these things just doesn't belong"? Well, take a look at this picture and try to figure which one of these DOESN'T BELONG. https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/288225052212744192 Give up? I'll give you a hint: It's the one that smells like pee and unearned fortune. Yes, Kanye West is trying to MORE

Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, never change!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Q: Is this Gwyneth Paltrow dancing on-stage with Jay-Z while he sings "Run This Town," (with Coldplay's Chris Martin) looking impossibly white? A: Yes, yes it is. MORE

Beyoncé still hates Kim Kardashian!

Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian

So remember how Kim Kardashian started dating Kanye West and tried to use it as an excuse to become best friends with Beyoncé? Except then Beyoncé was all like, "Ummm, no, because you're a sketchy, no-talent, famewhore," and then Kim started referring to herself as Blue Ivy Carter's Auntie Kim and things started getting all Single White Female? Well, nothing's changed, except now Beyoncé won't even speak to Kim and now Kim has to cry on MORE

Beyoncé and Jay-Z: The highest paid celebrity couple

Beyoncé and Jay-Z

Presumably as yet another dig at Kanye West for daring to bring Kim Kardashian into their lives -- There's unforgivable, and then there's unforgivable. -- Jay-Z and Beyoncé just placed first on the list of highest paid celebrity couples in the world, barely beating out Brangelina, the Beckhams, and the aforementioned ego monster and golden shower beast. Us Magazine reports ... Having earned a whopping $78 million combined, new parents MORE

Kris Humphries got signed to Jay-Z’s team. Hmmm …

Kris Humphries

All right, before I break this one down into tasty, delicious morsels of rich people being passive-aggressively bitchy too each other, read this piece from TMZ and try to read between the lines: Kris Humphries doesn't need Kim Kardashian to make a living ... 'cause dude just signed a $24 MILLION contract with the Brooklyn Nets. It's a 2-year deal according to ESPN ... which means Kris got one helluva raise -- his previous contract was a 1-year MORE