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Just indulge me a little here and pretend that Kristin Cavallari is still actually relevant, okay? Okay. Well, the former resident bitch of Laguna Beach and The Hills got back together with footballer Jay Cutler, probably because he remembered that he accidentally left his chin at her place, but this time Kristin is making sure he stays by making a baby with him. People reports: "We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child MORE
Because two exes can't be in the same room together without completely forgetting why it is they broke up in the first place (hint: It's because they hate each other) Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are rumored to be back together after Jay was spotted cheering her on during a taping of Dancing with the Stars. Because apparently, Jay has as much backbone as he does chin. Access Hollywood reports: “On the first night, you were talking about MORE
After presumably waking up one morning and realizing that he was about to agree to stick it in a harpy famewhore for the rest of his life, Jay Cutler decided to call off his engagement to Hills star Kristin Cavallari. The only reason given at this time is that she was a Hills star, and if that doesn't scream "poor marriage material and harbinger of venereal disease", I don't know what does. Chicago Bears player Jay Cutler has made it clear he MORE
And in related news: Kristin Cavallari is still not dead from some strain of super herpes. Anyway, the evil blonde bitch whore from The Hills who wasn't Heidi Montag apparently got herself engaged to football stud Jay Cutler over the weekend, despite the fact that they've only known each other for a few months and Kristin is an evil slut who sucks the souls out of men through their penises for nourishment, just ask her ex Brody Jenner. "She is MORE
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