James Franco wrote a poem about Heath Ledger

James Franco

I've already talked about this before, but in high school I regularly aced anything and everything to do with poetry because it turns out it's pretty open-ended. You can literally write anything, and as long as it sounds flowery and artistic you'll get a pass on it. It's that easy. Which makes it the perfect venue for James Franco to get all artistic about the late Heath Ledger's life in the spotlight, and by that I mean "rattle off a few movies MORE

N. Korea threatens war over James Franco & Seth Rogen’s film

James Franco and Seth Rogen

If you haven't heard about James Franco and Seth Rogen's new movie, The Interview (due out October 10th), here's a quick synopsis: James and Seth play morning talk show hosts who score an interview with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, and are then contacted by the CIA to assassinate him. Throw in some weed jokes, release it late in the summer, watch the movie make thousands of dollars from stoner college students and teenagers with fake IDs. MORE

Here’s Bianca Del Rio ripping off James Franco’s pants …

Bianca Del Rio and James Franco

Broadway Bares was last weekend -- for those of you who don't know, it's an annual burlesque show put on every year to benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS -- and because guys in jockstraps isn't quite gay enough, they managed to get Drag Race winner Bianca Del Rio to come in and help raise some money for a good cause! Oh, an James Franco was there too I guess, and he took of his pants, but who cares? Bianca Del Rio! The best part is, you MORE

James Franco still denies he slept with Lindsay Lohan

James Franco

Hey, remember that one time Lindsay Lohan wrote down the names of everyone she's ever slept with, and then it ended up in the hands of In Touch magazine because she's an idiot? Well, James Franco remembers, since he was one of the names on the list. And he is not having it. According to Page Six, he's still telling anyone who will listen -- specifically, Howard Stern -- that he never, ever, ever slept with Lindsay. Okay, maybe they kissed, but MORE

James Franco likes ‘em young, apparently

James Franco

J Despite the fact that it's April 3rd (which reminds me OH SH!T it's my younger brother's birthday, I should call him) we're still in that buffer area of stories that could potentially be fake because April Fool's is a stupid fake holiday for buttholes. So take this one with a grain of salt. With that in mind, Gawker is reporting that James Franco reportedly hit on a seventeen-year-old girl over social media, hoooooo boy, does he come across MORE

James Franco: I swear I’ve never bonked Lindsay Lohan!

James Franco

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan wrote down all the names of men she slept with? And then it landed in the hands of In Touch magazine because Godwin's Law is a bitch like that? Well, James Franco remembers, and he's none too happy that Lindsay is claiming to have slept with him, and is now telling everyone that she and him never high-fived each other with their funstuff. Franco, who released a book called Moving Pictures / Moving Sculptures: MORE

James Franco and Jaden Smith are defending Shia LaBeouf

James Franco and Jaden Smith are defending Shia LaBeouf

If you put a gun to my head and told me to pick the two celebrities most likely to defend Shia LaBeouf's pretentious, self-serving 'performance art,' I'd pick James Franco and Jaden Smith, because ... well, birds of a feather and all that. So of course, here's James Franco defending Shia's 'art' instead of rightfully raking him over the coals for blatant intellectual theft. Via Us Weekly ... "Any artist, regardless of his field, can experience MORE

WTF: James Franco shot his load on a Batman mask?

James Franco

Because doing random sh!t and posting it on Instagram is considered art now, James Franco decided to jerk off onto a Batman mask last night and then post the semen-covered result on the web with the caption "50 Shades of Batman and Robin." Oh, and apparently it was supposed to be a fetish piece, even though Franco's last attempt at being all artistic about fetish was Interior Leather Bar, and it was self-indulgent shlock. (Seriously, I've talked MORE

Seth Rogen and James Franco parody Kimye

Seth Rogen and James Franco

Last week, Kanye West debuted his music video for "Bound 2," which featured him banging Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. Also, there was a green screen and a wind blowing the wrong way and somewhere out there, a group of high school students received a B- in A/V Sciences. Anyway, Seth Rogen and (blurgh) James Franco decided to mock it by recreating the whole thing shot by shot, with Franco as Kanye and Rogen as Kim. Which, if you think about it? MORE

James Franco loves to talk about James Franco!

James Franco

Renaissance man James Franco was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to talk about his new book, Actors Anonymous --  yes, he has a new book. Just try to deal with it. -- and if you absolutely must listen to James Franco talk about James Franco, THE ARTIST, give it a listen below. Don't get me wrong, the guy happens to be a decent enough actor, but good LORD. Listening to him word-salad about what it means to be an actor ... the guy is basically MORE

James Franco to be roasted by Comedy Central

James Franco

Because James Franco is an ARTIST, James Franco is going to be the subject of a Comedy Central roast starring James Franco. James Franco seems like a pretty big grab, especially when you consider these roasts are usually reserved for celebs who've exhausted their fame, but James Franco is a renaissance man, and James Franco will do whatever James Franco wants for the sake of art. Honestly, I appreciate what James Franco does, I really do. It's MORE

Kanye West made a video w/ Scott Disick & Jonathan Cheban

Kanye West, Scott Disick and Jonathan Cheban

Kanye West is calling his upcoming new album Yeezus (June 18th) because he wants you to think he's an artist (read: shameless attention whore) and decided to drive that point home by recreating that one scene from America Psycho where Bale repaints his apartment with Jared Catalano's grey matter. So basically, lazy plagiarism thinly veiled as "reference" is now artistic. Super. In case you needed any more proof that this is going to be a MORE

James Franco covers GQ’s comedy issue!

James Franco

Ok, yes we all know James Franco can sometimes be a bit annoying and obnoxious (some would call that a massive understatement), but I think he's super sexy and quite talented (except when it comes to stuff like hosting the Academy Awards, just ask Anne Hathaway). Check him out looking totally adorable on the June 2013 cover of GQ magazine, their annual comedy issue, click here for more cute photos of James inside the magazine taken by Terry MORE

James Franco got a BDSM sex cake for his birthday

James Franco

... and that's how you write a title for the sake of Google page views. I'm fishing, I know, but it's the first of the month and rent is due. Don't judge me. Anyway, here's a picture of the sexy cake James Franco got for his 35th birthday, which he posted to Twitter. For those of you wondering: That's a flogger, a strap-on, a ball gag, and some Ben Wa balls. This has been your educational lesson for the day! MORE