James Franco likes ‘em young, apparently

James Franco

J Despite the fact that it's April 3rd (which reminds me OH SH!T it's my younger brother's birthday, I should call him) we're still in that buffer area of stories that could potentially be fake because April Fool's is a stupid fake holiday for buttholes. So take this one with a grain of salt. With that in mind, Gawker is reporting that James Franco reportedly hit on a seventeen-year-old girl over social media, hoooooo boy, does he come across MORE

James Franco: I swear I’ve never bonked Lindsay Lohan!

James Franco

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan wrote down all the names of men she slept with? And then it landed in the hands of In Touch magazine because Godwin's Law is a bitch like that? Well, James Franco remembers, and he's none too happy that Lindsay is claiming to have slept with him, and is now telling everyone that she and him never high-fived each other with their funstuff. Franco, who released a book called Moving Pictures / Moving Sculptures: MORE

James Franco and Jaden Smith are defending Shia LaBeouf

James Franco and Jaden Smith are defending Shia LaBeouf

If you put a gun to my head and told me to pick the two celebrities most likely to defend Shia LaBeouf's pretentious, self-serving 'performance art,' I'd pick James Franco and Jaden Smith, because ... well, birds of a feather and all that. So of course, here's James Franco defending Shia's 'art' instead of rightfully raking him over the coals for blatant intellectual theft. Via Us Weekly ... "Any artist, regardless of his field, can experience MORE

WTF: James Franco shot his load on a Batman mask?

James Franco

Because doing random sh!t and posting it on Instagram is considered art now, James Franco decided to jerk off onto a Batman mask last night and then post the semen-covered result on the web with the caption "50 Shades of Batman and Robin." Oh, and apparently it was supposed to be a fetish piece, even though Franco's last attempt at being all artistic about fetish was Interior Leather Bar, and it was self-indulgent shlock. (Seriously, I've talked MORE

Seth Rogen and James Franco parody Kimye

Seth Rogen and James Franco

Last week, Kanye West debuted his music video for "Bound 2," which featured him banging Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. Also, there was a green screen and a wind blowing the wrong way and somewhere out there, a group of high school students received a B- in A/V Sciences. Anyway, Seth Rogen and (blurgh) James Franco decided to mock it by recreating the whole thing shot by shot, with Franco as Kanye and Rogen as Kim. Which, if you think about it? MORE

James Franco loves to talk about James Franco!

James Franco

Renaissance man James Franco was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to talk about his new book, Actors Anonymous --  yes, he has a new book. Just try to deal with it. -- and if you absolutely must listen to James Franco talk about James Franco, THE ARTIST, give it a listen below. Don't get me wrong, the guy happens to be a decent enough actor, but good LORD. Listening to him word-salad about what it means to be an actor ... the guy is basically MORE

James Franco to be roasted by Comedy Central

James Franco

Because James Franco is an ARTIST, James Franco is going to be the subject of a Comedy Central roast starring James Franco. James Franco seems like a pretty big grab, especially when you consider these roasts are usually reserved for celebs who've exhausted their fame, but James Franco is a renaissance man, and James Franco will do whatever James Franco wants for the sake of art. Honestly, I appreciate what James Franco does, I really do. It's MORE

Kanye West made a video w/ Scott Disick & Jonathan Cheban

Kanye West, Scott Disick and Jonathan Cheban

Kanye West is calling his upcoming new album Yeezus (June 18th) because he wants you to think he's an artist (read: shameless attention whore) and decided to drive that point home by recreating that one scene from America Psycho where Bale repaints his apartment with Jared Catalano's grey matter. So basically, lazy plagiarism thinly veiled as "reference" is now artistic. Super. In case you needed any more proof that this is going to be a MORE

James Franco covers GQ’s comedy issue!

James Franco

Ok, yes we all know James Franco can sometimes be a bit annoying and obnoxious (some would call that a massive understatement), but I think he's super sexy and quite talented (except when it comes to stuff like hosting the Academy Awards, just ask Anne Hathaway). Check him out looking totally adorable on the June 2013 cover of GQ magazine, their annual comedy issue, click here for more cute photos of James inside the magazine taken by Terry MORE

James Franco got a BDSM sex cake for his birthday

James Franco

... and that's how you write a title for the sake of Google page views. I'm fishing, I know, but it's the first of the month and rent is due. Don't judge me. Anyway, here's a picture of the sexy cake James Franco got for his 35th birthday, which he posted to Twitter. For those of you wondering: That's a flogger, a strap-on, a ball gag, and some Ben Wa balls. This has been your educational lesson for the day! MORE

Red Band Trailer: This Is The End

This Is The End

You know what's weird? It's April 2nd, but I'm still sifting through everything that happened yesterday trying to figure out what is and isn't an April Fool's Day prank (and, in the case of LiLo, what happens when you destroy your brain and then try to pull of a clever prank). Take for instance the NSFW red band trailer for This Is The End, the new movie from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg which features a bunch of celebrities playing themselves in MORE

Review: Oz the Great and Powerful

Oz the Great and Powerful

Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain Oz the Great and Powerful has it’s moments ... if you can ignore its title star. They say you hear a reference to The Wizard of Oz every day of your life. “There’s no place like home,” “We’re not in Kansas anymore,” “Ding dong the witch is dead,” “If I only had a brain,” “It’s a twister, it’s a twister,” “Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!” “We’re off to MORE

James Franco wrote a poem for Obama’s Inauguration?

James Franco

For those of you who forgot how annoying art students were, here's actor James Franco to remind you with his "poem" about President Barack Obama's second inauguration, via Yahoo! ... I met Obama once, in D.C., the Correspondents’ Dinner. I was the guest of Vanity Fair, guided through D.C. by the wife Of Christopher Hitchens, when he was alive. We went to Hitch’s place, He had books from floor to ceiling, and said he had read To MORE

Trailer: Spring Breakers

Spring Breakers

What's that? You thought Spring Breakers (directed by Harmony Korine) was going to be a stupid movie (out March 22nd) featuring Disney queens (Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens) in bikinis shooting people while James Franco douches it up harder than he's ever douched it before? Well, you are absolutely right. You could not possibly be any more right than you are right now. Brit (Ashley Benson), Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Cotty (Rachel Korine) and MORE