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Ok, yes we all know James Franco can sometimes be a bit annoying and obnoxious (some would call that a massive understatement), but I think he's super sexy and quite talented (except when it comes to stuff like hosting the Academy Awards, just ask Anne Hathaway). Check him out looking totally adorable on the June 2013 cover of GQ magazine, their annual comedy issue, click here for more cute photos of James inside the magazine taken by Terry MORE
... and that's how you write a title for the sake of Google page views. I'm fishing, I know, but it's the first of the month and rent is due. Don't judge me. Anyway, here's a picture of the sexy cake James Franco got for his 35th birthday, which he posted to Twitter. For those of you wondering: That's a flogger, a strap-on, a ball gag, and some Ben Wa balls. This has been your educational lesson for the day! MORE
You know what's weird? It's April 2nd, but I'm still sifting through everything that happened yesterday trying to figure out what is and isn't an April Fool's Day prank (and, in the case of LiLo, what happens when you destroy your brain and then try to pull of a clever prank). Take for instance the NSFW red band trailer for This Is The End, the new movie from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg which features a bunch of celebrities playing themselves in MORE
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain Oz the Great and Powerful has it’s moments ... if you can ignore its title star. They say you hear a reference to The Wizard of Oz every day of your life. “There’s no place like home,” “We’re not in Kansas anymore,” “Ding dong the witch is dead,” “If I only had a brain,” “It’s a twister, it’s a twister,” “Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!” “We’re off to MORE
For those of you who forgot how annoying art students were, here's actor James Franco to remind you with his "poem" about President Barack Obama's second inauguration, via Yahoo! ... I met Obama once, in D.C., the Correspondents’ Dinner. I was the guest of Vanity Fair, guided through D.C. by the wife Of Christopher Hitchens, when he was alive. We went to Hitch’s place, He had books from floor to ceiling, and said he had read To MORE
What's that? You thought Spring Breakers (directed by Harmony Korine) was going to be a stupid movie (out March 22nd) featuring Disney queens (Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens) in bikinis shooting people while James Franco douches it up harder than he's ever douched it before? Well, you are absolutely right. You could not possibly be any more right than you are right now. Brit (Ashley Benson), Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Cotty (Rachel Korine) and MORE
James Franco's music sounds exactly like what you'd expect it to. Fantastic. (Via RollingStone.com) MORE
Renaissance-man James Franco (it should be noted, "renaissance-man" is what you call a pretentious douchebag when he's still in the room) has written another book, this time about being an actor. Chapters include "How to look and act like a cardboard cut-out at the Oscars", "Name-dropping your way through University" and "How to work Judd Apatow's balls." The Observer reports: James Franco is publishing a novel! And not only that, he has MORE
So everyone seems to think that James Franco is some sort of renaissance man, which I guess is what you call a pretentious douchebag when he's still in the room. I don't really see it, because his movies are goddamn awful and, as I said, pretentious douchebag. Anyway, after one of his teachers deigned to give him a D in "Directing the Actor" after he missed 12 out of his 14 classes, he was subsequently fired while James gave teachers who liked MORE
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Because he's just soooooo artsy and weird and out there (read: Stoner), James Franco decided that early in his career that he wanted to break into the porn industry with his girlfriend (sidenote: Step off my dress, bitch) so he broke out the camera and filmed himself and his girlfriend getting it on. Except it turns out he's as able a pornstar as he is a host, so the entire thing sucked balls. Even the ball-sucking sucked balls. There is one MORE
That's right: Not one, but TWO WTF videos in one day. I love you all *thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis* much. Anyway, continuing on his quest to make annoying hipster bullshit and proclaim it art, James Franco teamed up with Kalup Linzy (gesundheit) to make ... whatever the hell this is. For fuck's sake James Franco, we get it: you're a pretentious hipster artist in New York City. Aren't you a precious little snowflake. See kids, this is why you need to stay MORE
So after running his name into the ground and ruining any chance he has at ever hosting anything ever again, James Franco has decided that social media is over, and has decided to take his ball and go home by cancelling his Twitter account. Well, whatever. So long, stoner. Don’t let the cyber-door hit you in the fleshy flat space where your ass is supposed to be. “Social media is over. Still up there. Going down. You heard it here MORE
Continuing his national tour of pissing away all his goodwill, James Franco sat down with David Letterman to talk about his Oscar hosting performance, where he sucked it up and accepted responsibility for his energy-free performance. April Fools! HA! No, he actually said that Anne Hathaway was too energetic, so he just looked bored and comatose. In all fairness, Anne did sort of have the Rachel Berry "Please tell me you're entertained" vibe MORE
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