Chris Brown might be getting out of jail (For the right price)

Chris Brown

Well, that was fast. I mean, it's Los Angeles, and we all knew that it was ultimately going to go pretty easy on Chris Brown, but according to TMZ, he might already be getting his ticket out as long as he settles with that guy he punched in the face. So you know, a couple hundred thousand dollars, a get out of jail card ... at least they didn't pull a Lindsay Lohan and let him out after a couple minutes because they had no room. Sources MORE

Chris Brown is going to jail for a month

Chris Brown

Remember yesterday when I said Chris Brown may be going to jail? Well, replace the "may" with a "definitely" because he's definitely going to jail for a month. And it turns out, the reason he got kicked out of rehab (the reason why he's going to jail) is because he was getting a touch handsy with other women in his facility. TMZ reports ... The judge said Chris had an "inability to stay out of trouble." Hizzoner was especially concerned at a MORE

Chris Brown might be going back to jail

Chris Brown

Since Chris Brown went to rehab for anger issues, he's been ... actually behaving himself! Who'd have thunk that dealing with your issues head-on in a real way would actually prove to be the key to fixing them? Well, either way, good for him. Unfortunately though, he still might have to go back to jail after he got kicked out of rehab over the weekend for something unrelated to violence or drugs. The Grammy-winning R&B singer spent the MORE

Justin Bieber Peeing Into A Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo

Justin Bieber

Oh gosh, there's another Justin Bieber jailhouse urination video. All right everyone, hold on tight, because we're doing this again ... All right, Justin enters the cell, banks around the corner, and a mystical black square is summoned from The Realm Time Forgot to cover his penis. Justin pees. And he pees. And he pees. YEEZUS H. CHRIST, this goes on for fifty seconds. How much has this kid had to drink? After nearly a minute, the accursed square MORE

First Look: Justin Bieber peeing into a cup

Justin Bieber

UPDATE: Here's the sequel ... Justin Bieber Peeing Into A Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo All right, the latest jailhouse video of Justin Bieber is up on TMZ, and for the sake of those who can't watch it. I'm just going to transcribe it action for action. Here we go ... Okay, so some tool wearing a tacky-ass sweater is sitting in the middle of the screen. Off to the far left, Justin Bieber is transported into some sort of cell? A cop walks in MORE

Justin Bieber’s penis is hard to blur out?

Justin Bieber

Remember that jailhouse video of Justin Bieber urinating that was supposed to be released? Well, apparently there's a bit of a problem: The judge who okayed the release did so with the caveat that they had to blur Justin's little Bieber. For some reason though, Justin moves a lot when he pees, and they're having some trouble blurring a moving target. A tiny, moving target. TMZ reports ... Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend MORE

Watch the first clip of Justin Bieber’s jail video

Justin Bieber

Remember that video footage of Justin Bieber in police custody we were talking about a few weeks ago? Well look at that, it's here! I'm sure bits and pieces will leak over the next few days, but for now, here's the first clip (via TMZ) featuring Justin trying and failing to walk a straight line during his sobriety test. In all fairness, he might not actually be high; it might be a matter of him wearing those big stupid Ronald McDonald clown MORE

Justin Bieber’s arrest video is under review before a possible release

Justin Bieber

A couple weeks back, we reported that Justin Bieber had another video of him taking a leak floating around out there, and it could be released because of Florida's open records law. Except now a judge is closely reviewing it to make sure it's appropriate for release. Billboard reports ... "The right of privacy cannot trump the right of access to public records," said Deanna Shullman, the attorney for the AP and several other media outlets. "My MORE

There’s a video of Justin Bieber urinating in jail

Justin Bieber

Yes, yes, I know: There's already a video of Justin Bieber urinating floating around out there. But this one is DIFFERENT. Because last time, he was pissing in some poor worker's mop bucket like the little jerk he is, but this time, he's pissing in jail and you can apparently see his penis. Which is funny, because I didn't know they made cameras with definition high enough to see something that small. BLAMMO! Right in the low-hanging fruit! TMZ MORE

Guess where Chris Brown is?

Chris Brown

Oh he's in JAIL in Washington D.C. after being arrested for felony assault. I guess all that counseling Chris Brown underwent for his violent tendencies didn't help matters. TMZ broke the story early this morning, Chris apparently got into an argument outside a W Hotel and Brown punched some guy (who he didn't know) in the face, breaking his nose. There's currently two theories floating around, one the victim photobombed Chris who was taking a MORE

Chris Brown spent 45 minutes in jail!

Chris Brown

Remember Chris Brown's hit-and-run case that I just figured Chris would never have to be held accountable? Well, the goodish news is that someone actually held his feet to the fire for once and made him serve jail time for his hit-and-run case. The bad news is that he not only only served about 45 minutes (Basically, a one-hour TV show without the commercials) and his lawyer Mark Geragos played it so that no one would see him do it. TMZ reports MORE

Aaron Samuels thinks Lindsay Lohan should go to jail!

Go To Jail Lindsay

Fun Fact: it's been almost ten years since Mean Girls was released and cemented Lindsay Lohan as a promising, up-and-coming leading actress. And then she just bombed. Just imploded. Which is what happens when you're instilled with the belief that being a celebrity means you can do whatever you want with no repercussions. Lindsay's Mean Girls boyfriend, Jonathan Bennett, was recently spotted wearing a "Go to jail, Lindsay" shirt, so don't expect MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘lockdown rehab’ doesn’t exist!

Lindsay Lohan

So last week, shortly after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in lockdown rehab, TMZ broke the story that there are no actual lockdown rehabs in New York. So of course, LiLo screwed herself again, except now it's gotten even worse: According to TMZ, there's no such thing as lockdown rehab. At all. As in lawyer Mark Heller could have scored Lindsay a plea deal where she spent 90 days driving around on Rainbow Road and it would be about as MORE

Lindsay Lohan may go to jail for three months after all

Lindsay Lohan

Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ninety days of lockdown rehab for lying to the police, because hey, it didn't work the first two times but surely the third time's the charm! Except according to TMZ, Lindsay's registered as living in New York, where lockdown rehabs don't exist and now she might end up going to jail instead ... We've done some digging, contacting numerous rehab facilities in NY, and we're getting the same story MORE