J.J. Abrams will direct the new ‘Star Wars’ movie

J.J. Abrams

In what I can only assume is a brazen attempt to confuse your parents even more about the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek, J.J. Abrams has been tapped as the director of the new Disney-fied Star Wars, which means you can look forward to the big twist ending where the whole movie was just Hurley day-dreaming while stuck on the island. All right, have I alienated all our non-nerd readers? I have? Terrific. Via Coming Soon ... Star MORE