Kris Jenner made Khloé exercise when she was 4-years-old!

Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian

So far, we've already found out that Kris Jenner wanted Khloé Kardashian to get a nose job when she was nine-years-old. Naturally, all things that happen with the Kardashians, the entire things runs deeper and worse: Now Kris' sister, Karen Houghton, is telling In Touch that Kris made Khloé go to the gym and exercise when she was four-years-old ... In the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now, Kris’ sister — and Khloé’s aunt — MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! (According to Kris’ sister)

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Remember how Kris Jenner has reportedly been pressuring Khloé Kardashian to dump her husband Lamar Odom because she's worried he's bad for their "image"? Well, according to In Touch magazine, Kris' younger sister Karen Houghton just told everyone that Kris and Bruce Jenner are actually separated, which I guess means she finally sucked the last bit of life energy out of his body. "Well, this one no longer desires to taste the sweet necter of MORE

“I got plastic surgery to look like Lindsay Lohan!”

Ashley Horn and Lindsay Lohan

Oh lordy, this is all kinds of crazy! In Touch magazine has an exclusive interview with Ashley Horn who is Lindsay Lohan's half-sister (Michael Lohan had an affair with Ashley's mom), and apparently she got plastic surgery to look like LiLo. Ashley claims she spent $25,000 on a bunch of procedures to look like 'Lindsay in her good days.' Talk about a complete waste of money, I could think of a million things better to do with that kind of money, MORE

Honey Boo Boo is retiring from pageants!

Honey Boo Boo

BREAKING NEWS: This just in from In Touch Weekly magazine ... everybody's favorite redneck (You'd better redneckognize!) Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson is retiring from (those awful) kiddie beauty pageants! The former Toddlers and Tiaras breakout star is taking herself out of the fierce and intense competition to focus on new ventures and of course her smash-hit reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (season two kicks off over on TLC tonight MORE

Meet Holly Madison’s baby girl … Rainbow Aurora

Holly Madison and baby Rainbow Aurora

I'm not going to deny it ... I totally adore Holly Madison and have for years! I think she's super funny and sweet, yes a bit on the ditzy side yet totally lovable! But I think she must have been smoking something funny when she decided to name her baby girl Rainbow Aurora. I thought it was a joke at first, but apparently the name comes from one of her old schoolmates, Holly was jealous of the name, so she passed it on to her firstborn! She posed MORE

Meet the men of ‘BUILT’

BUILT

Thanks to our friends at In Touch magazine for this bit of eye candy, the perfect way to kick off a dreary Monday! It's the sexy cast of Style Network's new reality show BUILT, which kicks off tonight at 9pm. It centers around the Hott and Handy firm (with offices in LA, NYC and Miami), which sends out hunky workers to do everything from landscaping to building furniture. I'm sure many of us can think of a number of things that might require a MORE

Amanda Bynes: A retired multi-millionaire?!

Amanda Bynes

Yesterday, reports went around claiming that Amanda Bynes walked around a New York tanning salon completely naked because this is what happens when you're a featured player on All That. Well, Amanda isn't too thrilled that those rumors are going around, and in a statement to Us Weekly, she says she's not only suing In Touch over the report, but she would never walk around naked because she's rich and retired. No, that logically makes MORE

Casper Smart got exotic massages behind JLo’s back?

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart

Back when Jennifer Lopez first broke it off with Marc Anthony, everyone wondered who she would get married to next. And then she ended up dating one of her back-up dancers, and everyone just sort of nodded their heads knowingly. "The Britney Spears route you say? Hmmmm ... well played, Ms. Lopez. Well played." Anyway, it turns out Jennifer didn't learn anything from the K-Fed debacle, here comes the rumors that her boytoy, Casper Smart, was out MORE

Jada Pinkett Smith cheated on Will?

Will and Jada

A new piece in the unfolding saga that is Jada Pinket and Will Smith's fake divorce has come to life, claiming that Jada was apparently banging Marc Anthony as a sidepiece, only to have Will Smith walk in on them and leave crying, so says ... In Touch, the magazine who is trying to convince everyone that the world's most perfect couple is splitting up. Yup, that makes sense. A suspicious Will Smith paid a surprise visit to Jada Pinkett Smith and MORE

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith suing ‘In Touch’?

Will and Jada

How badly did In Touch shit the bed by reporting that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are splitting up? Real badly. The two of them are in the process of suing the crap out of the magazine for lying about their divorce, and while I generally enjoy making fun of celebrities, I don't approve of out-right lying about them, so good on 'em. Take those bitches to the cleaners or whatever. “Will and Jada are not splitting and they’ve already got their MORE

Kim Kardashian vs. In Touch!

Kim Kardashian - In Touch

Because at this point it's the only tired relationship trope Kim Kardashian hasn't trotted then beaten when it keeled over and died, rumors are circulating that Kim cheated on her fiancé Kris Humphries now, and Kim is threatening to sue In Touch magazine for claiming she's been sleeping around. Honestly? I believe Kim here. I mean, she already bought the cow, why would she go out for someone else's pee milk? TMZ has obtained a demand letter, MORE