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So it turns out, when Hulk Hogan asked "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?" The answer to that was: Record it, leak the sex tape footage to Gawker, then get sued for $100 Million. See? And now you know! This blog is also occasionally a place of learning. TMZ reports ... Hulk's attorney spoke at a news conference in Tampa moments ago, announcing two lawsuits filed today by the wrestler -- one against Bubba the Love Sponge and MORE
The internet is nothing if not the great equalizer, in that it doesn't matter how rich, successful or famous you are, chances are someone somewhere out there is looking at pictures and video of you naked. Case in point: Hulk Hogan's sex tape finally hit the web, Gawker has already posted a one-minute snippet of it (NSFW, natch), which makes it seem like Hulk had no idea he was being filmed, so of course Hulk is sending them a cease-and-desist MORE
What's that? You were planning on sleeping tonight? Well screw your REM, bitch, because your nightmares are about to be invaded by the Lovecraftian horror of Hulk Hogan's jiggling, leathery butt cheeks. Turns out, the Orc King has a sex tape floating around, and now it's being shopped around to various porn studios. My gift to you is pain. TMZ reports: We've seen a portion of the grainy footage -- featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, MORE
So last week, Brooke Hogan hit the snooze button on the clock that announces when her fifteen minutes are up by posing nude in an animal cage for PETA because she never heard of the term "inviting comparison". Anyway, her daddy, Hulk Hogan decided to stop by and spend his birthday with his hand over the picture of his daughter's genitals because that's what backwoods hillbillies do, so Brooke decided to tell everyone that she and her dad aren't MORE
So remember how yesterday, Linda Hogan went on the record to say that Hulk Hogan was an abusive asshole who tried to kill her? And then everybody said "Gee, ya don't say"? Well, Hulk went on the defensive today to say that Linda was delusional and that everything she said was a lie. Except his argument lost steam a little bit when you consider he made his point on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show. *Insert banjo twangs here* Hulk phoned-in to the MORE
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