Heaven help us all: Speidi is still together!
Good news for those of you who like morally bankrupt, reprehensible famewhores: Speidi might be getting back together! I mean, technically they were never broken […]
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Speidi isn’t selling that sex tape anymore
Well, looks like after Vivid Video called them on their bluff, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have backed away from selling the sex tape that […]
Speidi’s sex tape isn’t real; The world isn’t ending!
Who fucking called it? Anyway, it looks like Vivid Video is calling Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard on is bluff by demanding he show a preview of the […]
Jenna Jameson to Heidi Montag: *BITCHSLAP!*
Because it’s not news when I say it multiple goddamn times, Jenna Jameson, the woman with the most famous vagina in the world, took to […]
Speidi is fighting over a book. Really.
Now that Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have finally split, Pedo-Beard has decided to write a tell-all book about The Hills and his co-stars and […]
speidi is no more!
Ladies and gentlemen, the long national nightmare is finally over: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially filed for divorce. I’ll be damned if this […]
heidi montag won’t be doing reality TV!
For those of you hoping to see Heidi Montag‘s creepy, 100% recyclable face on TV, well, you’re shit out of luck (and you have terrible […]
heidi and spencer are technological geniuses!
Oh my God you guys! You know that “separation” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going through that is totally real and in no way […]
heidi montag might be fake-preggers!
Because it wasn’t enough that these two assholes had to get fake-separated, now Heidi Montag is freaking out because she thinks she might be pregnant […]
heidi montag is busting out – literally!
oh lordy … the forever delusional heidi montag was spotted taking breaks while taping a cameo appearance as herself (she tweeted about it today) in […]
ever wonder what it’s like kissing plastic?
spencer pratt might be able to answer that question – he was celebrating valentine’s day eve in las vegas (at pure) with his recently remodeled […]
do you like my frozen face & balloon boobs?
oh what has heidi montag done to herself? girlfriend claims she used to be called names (such as ‘horsey’) but that’s not going to stop […]