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Posts tagged with ‘Heidi Montag’

  • Heidi Montag

    Heidi Montag on ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’?

    With The Hills having been finally, blissfully canceled last year and Speidi still clinging to relevance, Heidi Montag is apparently…

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  • Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

    Speidi is going to Abu Dhabi. Keep them!

    So the two-headed beast of fail and whoredom known as Speidi is apparently planning a vacation to Abu Dhabi to…

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  • Heidi and Spencer are still trying to sing!

    You know that saying about how the definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over again and…

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  • Frankentits can’t even get on ‘Dancing With The Stars’

    Because ABC has a strict “One useless famewhore per season of Dancing With The Stars season” policy (Hi Bristol!), Heidi…

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  • Surgery makes Famewhore Barbie feel like this —> :(

    As we draw nearer and nearer to Heidi Montag‘s body’s first birthday, it seems Famewhore Barbie is still bitching and…

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  • Heidi Montag learns self-defense!

    Now that she and her stupid husband are completely broke (No matter how many times I say that out loud,…

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  • Oh for God’s sake, just shut up already, Heidi!

    For those of you wondering about Heidi Montag‘s recent rehashing of the “Oh, look how many surgeries I’ve had!” bit,…

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  • Heidi Montag was in love with her plastic surgeon!

    Because of fucking course she was, a friend of the now deceased Dr. Frank Ryan is coming forward, saying that…

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  • Speidi tried to get divorced just for money!

    Because it is entirely possible to be both morally AND financially bankrupt at the same time, Heidi Montag and Spencer…

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  • Heidi and Spencer are bankrupt!

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … Ahem, excuse me, I have no idea where that came from. Anyway, as it turns out Heidi Montag…

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  • Speidi: Now at a strip club near you!

    Man, times sure are tough for famewhores, huh? Tila Tequila had to cut the price of her back alley handjobs…

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  • Speidi is together, not dead; Rest of the world weeps

    Because you can’t actually get a divorce if you’re marriage was actually just an elaborate sham for a crappy TV…

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