It’s Halloween today, which means that it is your duty to take a normal, every day costume and make it sluttier. Which isn’t that hard because when it comes to couture, “sluttier” is synonymous with “a couple inches shorter with a deeper neckline”. Ta-da! Costume solved. Anyway, Courtney Stodden I guess decided to dress as a slutty version of herself, because she doesn’t know what the word “redundant” means. Oh, and Doug Hutchison did the same thing, so now you all know what my eventual suicide note will look like. RadarOnline reports:

‘Teen bride’ Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchison were snapped in their Halloween outfits on Sunday, and as always, the two caused a sex-charged stir for the cameras, and RadarOnline.com has the pics. With her bottom peeking out of her super-short-skirt, Courtney, 17, was dressed as a cheerleader; Doug, 51, dressed as Courtney, with a short skirt and blonde wig. Both brandished large size lollipops. “Ready for this Heated Halloween Holiday?” Courtney tweeted on Sunday. “You will be feeling your very best when you put your sexiest Courtney Costume to the test! ;) Xos.”

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait. She’s supposed to be a cheerleader? Jesus … I know Courtney is legally too stupid for any form of education that doesn’t involve being locked in a closet and beaten across the face with a creationist coloring book by her own mother, but how do you screw up a cheerleader costume? And where did she get her giant cock popsicle? Is she compensating for Doug? And she doesn’t even LOOK like a cheerleader, she just looks like one of the girls from Toddlers and Tiaras. You know, because Courtney’s main problem was that she was too old and modest. Oh well, I guess she fixed that for you all (see more pictures at RadarOnline).

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