Martha Stewart has no time for Gwyneth’s GOOP

Gwyneth Paltrow

For the sake of providing you with the full experience for this post, I'm going to leave the Shade Button right here. Everytime you come across THE ULTIMATE SHADE OF IT ALL, hit that thing–make it a treat. Anyway, last month, Martha Stewart laid the rustic, homestyle smackdown on Gwyneth Paltrow when she accused the latter of trying to Single White Female her. Gwyneth tried to play it off by saying that Martha saw her as competition, until MORE

Blake Lively just GOOPed herself

Blake Lively

Blake Lively (aka starring in Gossip Girl) has always been one of those celebs I never felt strongly about one way or another. My feelings for her have generally been positive, she's been pretty smart about choosing her projects, but yeah. Just never felt super strongly about her. Now, she's decided to try her hand at her own lifestyle site, Preserve. Here's an excerpt from her letter from the editor: I'm comfortable with the knowledge that MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow compares mean web comments to war

Gwyneth Paltrow

Look, it's kind of accepted at this point that Gwyneth Paltrow has lived in a secure little bubble of udder wealth to the point where she cannot fathom any other reality aside from her own. Combine that with the fact that she's living well above the means of probably 99% of the world, and the fact that she has no problem telling people how to live their lives, and it all forms into a roiling pot of wealthy delusion. Anyway, her latest addition MORE

Gwyneth and Chris’ ‘conscious uncoupling’ is going well?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Ever since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin split up -- None of that 'conscious uncoupling' crap. You guys had a good run, but you just couldn't make it work. You split up. That's it. -- they've been trying as hard as they can to play nice for the media and not turn this thing into a big media circus. So here comes RadarOnline to say that things are starting to get ugly behind the scenes, and that their "conscious uncoupling" has now upgraded to MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Splitting up

Gwyneth Paltrow

The vibe I got from Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay's Chris Martin was that they were one of those ultra-bohemian couples who didn't sweat the small stuff when it came to their relationship. Say what you will about either of them, but they really did make sense as a couple. Or so I thought because apparently, they're separating. Here's the press release on GOOP, which ... sure, why not? It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow to Vanity Fair: “GOOP SMASH!”

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is still feuding with Vanity Fair over that piece they were writing about her allegedly hooking up with a billionaire, and GOOP is apparently working hard on the next step of her master plan: To destroy Vanity Fair's reputation! Presumably by telling everyone that poor people read it. "I bet those dirty hoi polloi Vanity Fair readers don't even have a team of eunuchs to turn the pages for them," she'll say, lounging on a hammock MORE

Did Gwyneth Paltrow defriend Pink out of jealousy?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Pink

So, weird random fact of the day: Gwyneth Paltrow and Pink apparently became pretty good friends when they were working together on Thanks For Sharing, that movie about sex addicts that came out a little while ago. But then things went sour after Pink started getting better reviews than Gwyneth (this was Pink's first live-action movie, so I guess she had an impressive first outing) and ever since, according to the National Enquirer, Gwyneth has MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow had an affair with Jeff Soffer?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeff Soffer

UPDATE: Gwyneth's rep issued this statement: It's completely false. Jeff is a longtime friend of Gwyneth's and there was no romantic relationship with him at all, He flew many of his friends to Miami that weekend - not just Gwyneth. So yesterday, we posted about how Vanity Fair was going after Gwyneth Paltrow after she tried to c*ck-block their exposé, which is exactly the kind of thing you don't do if you want a story to go away. Whoops. MORE

Vanity Fair is going in on Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

UPDATE: Apparently the article could be focused on Gwyneth's alleged affair with billionaire Jeff Soffer back in 2008. Earlier this year, Vanity Fair magazine said they were going to be doing an exposé on Gwyneth Paltrow, which she apparently did not appreciate one bit. After Gwyneth reportedly told all her friends and family to just ignore anyone from VF asking for quotes, the magazine has reportedly decided to double down on the story, MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t licensed to drive in CA?

Gwyneth Paltrow

So remember how a few days ago, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were caught on camera cutting off a school bus on their Vespas while driving their kids home? Well, according to Page Six, neither of them were ever actually licensed to be driving those stupid little things to begin with. Yay! This whole situation just got slightly worse! Gwyneth Paltrow’s scooter near-miss should have never happened. It turns out that the actress isn’t even MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t pleased with Vanity Fair

Gwyneth Paltrow

Back in May, Vanity Fair magazine was apparently angling to do a piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, which sounds nice until you realize that it was more or less intended to be a hatchet piece about how Goops is out of touch with the average person. In response, Gwyneth reportedly sent out a mass email to everyone she knew telling them not to talk to VF and to shut them out completely. Via NY Times ... Some celebrities and their handlers, accustomed to MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin cut off a school bus!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Here's a TMZ video of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin cutting off a school bus (strike one!) on their Vespas (strike two!) all while their kids ride along (strike three! You suck!) Yeah, apparently Gwynnie and Chris are the kind of Vespa riders who sort of weave in an out of traffic like especially dim salmon trying to swim up stream. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, except YOU NEARLY CRASHED INTO A SCHOOL BUS. Bitches need to MORE

FitnessBytes: Gwyneth’s Problem Areas!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Let's all feel bad for Gwyneth Paltrow, you guys. She has to work, like, SO HARD at being perfect. According to trainer Tracy Anderson, Lady Goop had "significant problem areas." In Hollywood that means not being able to fit into a size zero, so don't feel TOO bad. Those problems may be behind her, but thanks to her loose-tongued trainer the world now knows about her long butt and horrible thighs! Tracy says: "She had 35 extra pounds on MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow strips down in ‘Thanks For Sharing’

Gwyneth Paltrow and Mark Ruffalo

If there's one thing I noticed about Gwyneth Paltrow, it's that she's a lot more likeable when she's onscreen then when she's giving interviews. She's one of those actresses where you wish they would just sit back and let their work speak for itself. So, with that in mind, here's Gwyneth in the trailer for Thanks For Sharing (September 20th), where she plays a yoga teacher being romanced by a sex addict played by Mark Ruffalo. Also, Pink is in MORE