Please don’t wear racy clothing to The Grammys!

Jennifer Lopez

Despite the fact that pop music is basically just G-rated porn with a thin layer of mediocre music laid over it, The Grammys have decided to jump up on their high-horse by proclaiming that everyone must dress up, and has banned any sort of racy clothing (remember Jennifer Lopez's barely there green Versace dress?) from the event. Via Deadline: Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe MORE

Justin Bieber is rooting for Chris Brown

Justin Bieber and Chris Brown

Remember how I said that Justin Bieber has pretty much gone from adorable baby lesbian to white trash suburban teenager? Well, it turns out Justin is actually a big Chris Brown fan, and thinks people should just ignore the fact that he nearly beat his girlfriend to death and focus on his bland-ass music. So I was completely right: Justin is a white trash suburban teenager. RadarOnline reports ... After revealing that he will not be in MORE

Scooter Braun: The Grammys snubbed Justin Bieber

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber

Earlier today, the 2013 Grammy nominations were announced, and in a shocking move, the two acts who got the most nominations were the most talented ones who made the best albums. I know, crazy right? Conversely, Justin Bieber earned exactly ... oh yes, zero nominations. I wonder why that is? Anyway, Scooter Braun (Justin's manager) is not going to take this one sitting down, and has fired back at the Grammys in the most rational, dignified and MORE

The 2013 Grammy nominations are out!

The 55th Grammys

What's that? Another music awards show? Yay! I think it's been a whole two hours since the last one! But in all seriousness, The 55th Grammys (aka the only music awards show that actually matters) are coming up, and the list of nominees have been released, with Frank Ocean and Fun. the big winners with six nods a piece. I would have posted the entire nomination list here, but it turns out it's actually super long. So we're just going to limit it MORE

Review: Katy Perry’s ‘Part Of Me’

Katy Perry - Part Of Me

Last weekend at the 54th annual Grammy Awards, 27-year-old diva Katy Perry debuted her new single, Part of Me. Continuing her Diet Lady Gaga wardrobe choices, Perry squeezed herself into a gold and silver spandex suit she received courtesy of a pile of rejected Power Rangers costume designs that her assistant had to sell his soul to acquire. And in case we forgot that she played a principal role in the cinematic train wreck that was The MORE

Chris Brown: F*ck off, I have a Grammy now!

Chris Brown

Yesterday, I took the stance that while Chris Brown hasn't really redeemed himself in any real way for his domestic abuse against Rihanna, I wasn't ruling out the possibility of redemption if he ever actually took responsibility for his actions. But this is Chris we're talking about, so of course he responded to all his critics by calling them "haters" (how original!) and saying that he won a Grammy which apparently erases the fact that he nearly MORE

Miranda Lambert is awesome!

Miranda Lambert and Chris Brown

I don't listen to lots of country music, but I'll admit to a fondness for Miranda Lambert. What can I say? She's badass. Anyway, in light of the Grammys willingness to forgive Chris Brown and let him back onstage while acting like they were the real victims all along of when he nearly beat Rihanna to death, Miranda has gone on record to question why Chris even has a career in the first place while saying that if he ever laid a hand on her, he'd MORE

Nicki Minaj pissed off the Catholic League

Nicki Minaj

So last night, Nicki Minaj put together a Grammys performance for her new song Roman Holiday that featured her being exorcised along with a bunch of priests and alter boys and a Pope because why the hell not? Let's throw that guy in there. Anyway, this pissed off the Catholic League, which isn't really all that surprising when you remember that 99% of what Bill Donahue does involves seeing science and common sense contradict his weird little MORE

Katy Perry hates Russell Brand after all!

Katy Perry - Part Of Me

Remember how I was totally convinced that for once we were gonna have a celebrity divorce where both parties didn't try to tear each other to shreds for the sake of the public's love and adoration thanks to Katy Perry and Russell Brand? Well scratch that, it looks like Katy is going to Alanis Morissette this bitch straight to the bank with her new song Part Of Me (performed for the first time at the Grammys last night), which is all about how MORE

So the Grammys happened last night …

Jennifer Hudson

I'm not even going to try and pretend like the Grammys are worth more than a frozen dog turd because let's face it, no one takes the awards seriously anyway, so I'll just cut to the chase: Adele won everything, Bon Iver picked up a couple well-deserved awards, Amy Winehouse picked one up posthumously, and Chris Brown beat a bunch of people to win an award. Emphasis on the beat because hey, remember how Chris nearly beat a woman to death and left MORE

Adele will perform at the Grammys!


Good news, music lovers! It seems that Adele has bounced back rather quickly from her throat surgery, and has announced that she'll be doing her first post-surgery performance at the Grammys and could potentially walk off with six awards! Yay! But she still won't be making another album for a while, sooooo ... sad again. The Huffington Post reports: "Ima be, Ima be singing at the Grammys. It's been so long I started to forget I was a singer! I MORE

Kanye West and Adele lead the Grammy nominees!


The list of nominees for the 2012 Grammy Awards has just been released, and for once, it isn't a complete crap show of records, songs and albums from two years ago. No, really. They actually got it sort of right for once. I know, I'm as shocked as you are here. Anyway, here's the abridged version from CBS News: It was Adele's year, and when the Grammy Awards are revealed next February, it very well may be her night. But on Wednesday night, the MORE

Lady Gaga was incubating for three days?!

Lady Gaga

Fresh off  her egg hatching at The Grammys, which I still believe was a killer reference to Gir from Invader Zim, Lady Gaga went on Ryan Seacrest's show on KIIS-FM to tell everyone that she actually spent 72 hours incubating in the egg. Ummmm, yes, of course you did, because I'm sure that tiny, enclosed space had three days worth of air in it. "I was in there for about 72 hours. It was a very creative experience," the singer, who won three MORE

This is your brain … this is your brain on Gaga. Any questions?

Lady Gaga

All right everyone, I know you're all chomping at the bit for some Grammy Awards coverage, since last night's show was actually pretty interesting and not totally boring like the stupid Emmys (Oh look at us, we honor achievements in television! Aren't we special!). Anyway, to start things off for us, Lady Gaga showed up to the awards in a giant egg. Sadly, it was not made of chocolate or filled with delicious cream, so I give it an F for MORE