How Random: Sara Bareilles fired Jonah Hill’s brother after he picked a fight with Sharon Osbourne

Sara Bareilles

Sometimes, a story will get thrown our way that, for the life of me, makes absolutely no friggin' sense. A story that seems like a mish-mash of weird ideas and random celebs you never thought would cross ways. A story that makes you just go, "wait, huh?" This is that story: Apparently, Sara Bareilles fired her manager Jordan Feldstein (who happens to be Jonah Hill's brother) after he got into a fight with Sharon Osbourne. And yes, DRINKS WERE MORE

Katy Perry finger-banged Anna Kendrick’s boobs?

Anna Kendrick

I literally couldn't have written a more click-baiting title if I renamed this post "You Won't Believe How The Top 10 Fingers Katy Perry Stuck In Anna Kendrick's Cleavage Will Change Your Life!" But I won't use that as the title because we're not one of those vacuous, emotionally manipulative blogs where gifs replace actual thoughts and opinions. Anyway, onto the finger-banging, via Team Coco! PHOTO | FAME/FLYNET MORE

Miley Cyrus was just delightful at Clive Davis’ party

Miley Cyrus

As much as I like Miley Cyrus, and as much as I appreciate what she's trying to do in regards to being sex-positive and all, there are moments where she'll open her mouth and entitlement will come out, and it's hard not to roll your eyes. Anyway, she was apparently performing at Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammys party this past Saturday evening, when she decided to mock her audience. You know, because old people! They just don't appreciate young MORE

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis hosted a mass Grammys wedding

Macklemore, Mary Lambert, Madonna, Ryan Lewis, and Queen Latifah

So the big moment of the Grammy Awards last night was the performance by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis with Mary Lambert and Madonna combining "Same Love" and "Open Your Heart," which featured 33 couples (gay and straight) getting married by Queen Latifah. I'm not even going to try and write anything funny, because f*ck I was crying when I saw this. I am a super easy cry at weddings, so this brought on the waterworks. MORE

So The Grammy Awards were last night …

Daft Punk and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Yeah, I know, the Grammy Awards were last night and SO MUCH STUFF HAPPENED! We'll get to it, we swear, but first let's run down the list of the night's big winners (read: the albums), via Forbes ... RECORD OF THE YEAR Get Lucky Daft Punk Featuring Pharrell Williams & Nile Rodgers ALBUM OF THE YEAR Random Access Memories Daft Punk SONG OF THE YEAR Royals Joel Little & Ella Yelich O’Connor, songwriters (Lorde) BEST NEW MORE

Q: What’s Kanye West ranting about today? A: The Grammys

Kanye West

All right, you know the deal: Someone gave Kanye West a microphone and now he's ranting again. This time, it has to do with the Grammy Awards and how he only got two nominations and he's going to use his power and wealth to make them irrelevant. RadarOnline reports ... “I’m 36-years-old and I have 21 Grammys,” he began. “That’s the most Grammys of any 36-year-old. Out of all those 21 Grammys, I’ve never won a Grammy against a white MORE

Justin Bieber vs. The Black Keys

Justin Bieber and Patrick Carney

If you were wondering if Justin Bieber would ever let go of the fact that he wasn't nominated for a Grammy: Nope. Never. At the Grammys, someone asked The Black Keys (a rock group) what they thought about Justin (the most palatable, white bread, pop act out there) getting shut out. You can see where this is going, right? Yeah, drummer Patrick Carney basically said Justin wasn't good enough yet to get a nod, and that he should be happy that he's a MORE

Adele has no love for Chris Brown

Adele and Chris Brown

Just in case you were wondering if Adele could get any more impossibly perfect than she already is, the answer is a resounding yes. Yes she can. Last night, after Chris Brown refused to stand up when Frank Ocean beat out Chris for a Grammy, a few people noticed Adele side-eye Chris hard. According to The Sun, Adele went over to Chris afterwards and let that bitch have every last word of it ... When Ocean pipped him to the Best Urban Contempary MORE

Taylor Swift mocked Harry Styles at the Grammys

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift got to open the Grammys last night with a Cirque de so-lame meets Alice in Wonderland mess, which already sounds bad enough as it is, but wait, it gets worse! Because Taylor just can't stop herself from using her failed relationships as musical influences, she decided to take one final jab at One Direction's Harry Styles, mimicking his voice and torturing a boy on-stage. So basically, her performance was just every Taylor joke MORE

Chris Brown is gracious in defeat

Chris Brown

Despite the fact that his album was a critical flop, Chris Brown somehow managed to get a Grammy nomination, because ... I'm honestly not really sure why. Maybe the Grammys enjoy it when people unironically compare themselves to Jesus? The world may never know. Either way, Chris lost the awards to Frank Ocean, and behaved about as well as you would expect him too. Via TMZ... Chris Brown handled his Grammy defeat to Frank Ocean last night with MORE

So the Grammys were last night …

Chris Brown and Rihanna

Look, usually after an awards show, we do one quick post to wrap things up and leave it at that. But the Grammys were ... dude, that was a whole lot of crazy and diva realness crammed into one show, so we're actually going to have to spread this one out over a couple of posts for the day. Hell, we can't even put the full list of winners here, because there are like fifty bajillion winners, so I'm just going to condense it to the people who won MORE

Grammys 2013: Best and worst dressed!

Adele and Beyoncé

BEST DRESSED #1 Florence Welch – Givenchy I can’t stand Florence Welch. She sings like a 90-year-old Bavarian yodeler and typically dresses like a vintage couch. However, I am willing to put aside my personal problems with her to pay tribute to her custom Givenchy. First and foremost, she’s finally wearing a color that doesn’t wash her out. The green is perfection against her skin tone. Second, the dinosaur bumps on the dress are a MORE

Justin Bieber’s mom thinks the Grammys blew it

Justin Bieber and Pattie Mallette

Since Justin Bieber's mom -- she has a name, but I don't care (OK fine, Pattie Mallette) -- has spent her entire life trying to turn her son into a famous pop star so that she could ride his coattails, it probably shouldn't be all that surprising that she's being a total weiner over the fact that her son didn't get her a Grammy nomination. I mean himself. Bieber didn't get himself a Grammy nomination. (I swear that was unintentional, but I MORE

Please don’t wear racy clothing to The Grammys!

Jennifer Lopez

Despite the fact that pop music is basically just G-rated porn with a thin layer of mediocre music laid over it, The Grammys have decided to jump up on their high-horse by proclaiming that everyone must dress up, and has banned any sort of racy clothing (remember Jennifer Lopez's barely there green Versace dress?) from the event. Via Deadline: Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe MORE