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If you were wondering if Justin Bieber would ever let go of the fact that he wasn't nominated for a Grammy: Nope. Never. At the Grammys, someone asked The Black Keys (a rock group) what they thought about Justin (the most palatable, white bread, pop act out there) getting shut out. You can see where this is going, right? Yeah, drummer Patrick Carney basically said Justin wasn't good enough yet to get a nod, and that he should be happy that he's a MORE
Just in case you were wondering if Adele could get any more impossibly perfect than she already is, the answer is a resounding yes. Yes she can. Last night, after Chris Brown refused to stand up when Frank Ocean beat out Chris for a Grammy, a few people noticed Adele side-eye Chris hard. According to The Sun, Adele went over to Chris afterwards and let that bitch have every last word of it ... When Ocean pipped him to the Best Urban Contempary MORE
Taylor Swift got to open the Grammys last night with a Cirque de so-lame meets Alice in Wonderland mess, which already sounds bad enough as it is, but wait, it gets worse! Because Taylor just can't stop herself from using her failed relationships as musical influences, she decided to take one final jab at One Direction's Harry Styles, mimicking his voice and torturing a boy on-stage. So basically, her performance was just every Taylor joke MORE
Despite the fact that his album was a critical flop, Chris Brown somehow managed to get a Grammy nomination, because ... I'm honestly not really sure why. Maybe the Grammys enjoy it when people unironically compare themselves to Jesus? The world may never know. Either way, Chris lost the awards to Frank Ocean, and behaved about as well as you would expect him too. Via TMZ... Chris Brown handled his Grammy defeat to Frank Ocean last night with MORE
Look, usually after an awards show, we do one quick post to wrap things up and leave it at that. But the Grammys were ... dude, that was a whole lot of crazy and diva realness crammed into one show, so we're actually going to have to spread this one out over a couple of posts for the day. Hell, we can't even put the full list of winners here, because there are like fifty bajillion winners, so I'm just going to condense it to the people who won MORE
BEST DRESSED #1 Florence Welch – Givenchy I can’t stand Florence Welch. She sings like a 90-year-old Bavarian yodeler and typically dresses like a vintage couch. However, I am willing to put aside my personal problems with her to pay tribute to her custom Givenchy. First and foremost, she’s finally wearing a color that doesn’t wash her out. The green is perfection against her skin tone. Second, the dinosaur bumps on the dress are a MORE
Since Justin Bieber's mom -- she has a name, but I don't care (OK fine, Pattie Mallette) -- has spent her entire life trying to turn her son into a famous pop star so that she could ride his coattails, it probably shouldn't be all that surprising that she's being a total weiner over the fact that her son didn't get her a Grammy nomination. I mean himself. Bieber didn't get himself a Grammy nomination. (I swear that was unintentional, but I MORE
Despite the fact that pop music is basically just G-rated porn with a thin layer of mediocre music laid over it, The Grammys have decided to jump up on their high-horse by proclaiming that everyone must dress up, and has banned any sort of racy clothing (remember Jennifer Lopez's barely there green Versace dress?) from the event. Via Deadline: Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe MORE
Remember how I said that Justin Bieber has pretty much gone from adorable baby lesbian to white trash suburban teenager? Well, it turns out Justin is actually a big Chris Brown fan, and thinks people should just ignore the fact that he nearly beat his girlfriend to death and focus on his bland-ass music. So I was completely right: Justin is a white trash suburban teenager. RadarOnline reports ... After revealing that he will not be in MORE
Earlier today, the 2013 Grammy nominations were announced, and in a shocking move, the two acts who got the most nominations were the most talented ones who made the best albums. I know, crazy right? Conversely, Justin Bieber earned exactly ... oh yes, zero nominations. I wonder why that is? Anyway, Scooter Braun (Justin's manager) is not going to take this one sitting down, and has fired back at the Grammys in the most rational, dignified and MORE
What's that? Another music awards show? Yay! I think it's been a whole two hours since the last one! But in all seriousness, The 55th Grammys (aka the only music awards show that actually matters) are coming up, and the list of nominees have been released, with Frank Ocean and Fun. the big winners with six nods a piece. I would have posted the entire nomination list here, but it turns out it's actually super long. So we're just going to limit it MORE
Last weekend at the 54th annual Grammy Awards, 27-year-old diva Katy Perry debuted her new single, Part of Me. Continuing her Diet Lady Gaga wardrobe choices, Perry squeezed herself into a gold and silver spandex suit she received courtesy of a pile of rejected Power Rangers costume designs that her assistant had to sell his soul to acquire. And in case we forgot that she played a principal role in the cinematic train wreck that was The MORE
Yesterday, I took the stance that while Chris Brown hasn't really redeemed himself in any real way for his domestic abuse against Rihanna, I wasn't ruling out the possibility of redemption if he ever actually took responsibility for his actions. But this is Chris we're talking about, so of course he responded to all his critics by calling them "haters" (how original!) and saying that he won a Grammy which apparently erases the fact that he nearly MORE
I don't listen to lots of country music, but I'll admit to a fondness for Miranda Lambert. What can I say? She's badass. Anyway, in light of the Grammys willingness to forgive Chris Brown and let him back onstage while acting like they were the real victims all along of when he nearly beat Rihanna to death, Miranda has gone on record to question why Chris even has a career in the first place while saying that if he ever laid a hand on her, he'd MORE
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