Just Married: George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin

It's that classic Hollywood story: Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. Boy happens to be a perpetual bachelor / millionaire actor with a pet potbelly pig and girl happens to be an internationally renowned human rights lawyer and barrister, who's worked for Julian Assange. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and get married. Boy and girl's marriage this past weekend in Venice, Italy is discussed ad nauseam on the web. See? Classic love story! Tale as old MORE

George Clooney got engaged! WHAT?!

George Clooney

No, seriously, WHAT HAPPENED? George Clooney? Engaged to accomplished lawyer Amal Alamuddin? I know this is a blog, so you can't actually see me right now, but there are currently sparks shooting out of my head as I scream "ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE!" "The barristers and staff of Doughty Street Chambers offer their best wishes and congratulations to Ms. Amal Alamuddin, a member of Chambers, and Mr. George Clooney on their engagement to be MORE

Eva Longoria shut down those George Clooney rumors

Eva Longoria and George Clooney

Oh I bet celebrities love when they can take to their Twitter accounts and clear up untrue rumors almost immediately. Take actress Eva Longoria for instance, there were rumors started a few days ago by US Weekly that George Clooney tried to pursue her while he was still with Stacy Keibler (I wonder if she got herself a parting gift after the split?), but Eva shot that notion down right away via the tweet posted below on her Twitter account. Eva MORE

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are done!

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

Stories have been popping up for the past year declaring George Clooney and Stacy Keibler done, because let's face it: She's dating George Clooney. They both knew exactly how this was going to play out. Well, apparently they're done for real this time, so just assume she got a nice severance package as well as a letter of recommendation for her next high-profile relationship. NY Daily News reports ... "Stacy called it quits," a People magazine MORE

Links: George Clooney is single … again!

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

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OMFG: The first teaser trailer for ‘Gravity’

George Clooney

I remember reading about director Alfonso Cuarón's 3D sci-fi thriller Gravity (due out on October 4th) a year or so ago and initially dismissing it because of a lack of detail. Well, here's the first teaser trailer for it, and HOLY CRAP ON A BISCUIT. The first minute and a half trailer is more exciting than most full-length movies, and Sandra Bullock and George Clooney do a really great job in it. MORE

Channing Tatum would have sex with George Clooney!

Channing Tatum and George Clooney

Yup, that headline is really the only thing I needed here, because GATDAYUM. Channing Tatum having sex with George Clooney, can you imagine that? You already are, aren't you? Yeah, I can't blame you, that would be amazing. Via The Sun... The Magic Mike actor was asked who he thought was the sexiest man in the world. He replied: “Well I’ve spent time with George Clooney and he’s the most interesting man on the planet. “He can do it all. MORE

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are done?

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

Is it too early to blame this on Kim Kardashian? I'm just going to go ahead and blame this one on Kim. From Confidenti@l and its completely unnecessary at sign ... An eyewitness who saw Keibler at a recent cooking event tells Confidenti@l that “she was acting really nervous and refused to talk about George.” After another function last week, a well-placed spy blabbed, Keibler was tearful about the situation. Stricken with grief, Keibler MORE

George Clooney banned Stacy Keibler from seeing Kim Kardashian?

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler and Kim Kardashian

Normally, when a guy bans his girlfriend from hanging out with certain people, I kind of regard that as a red flag. That being said, if a guy bans his girlfriend from hanging out with Kim Kardashian, that isn't so much a red flag as it is quite literally the only sensible thing to do because you need to protect the people you love from fame-sucking piss-beasts with big, fake asses. So of course, George Clooney is trying to keep his girlfriend, MORE

Kim Kardashian wants to hang with George Clooney?

Kim Kardashian

Considering that Kim Kardashian's attempts at becoming Beyoncé's BFF went about as well as Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the Road Runner before being turned into a pile of ashes by a crappy ACME device (essentially, the cartoon world's IKEA), of course she's moving onto another famous person to uselessly hang off of. That person? George Clooney. She's trying to get in with George's crew now, via girlfriend Stacy Keibler. Ooooo boy, this is MORE

George Clooney was arrested!

George Clooney

Actor, humanitarian and hunk George Clooney is a class-act, and kind of the last person you would expect to be arrested for anything ever. Except welcome to opposite day, because Clooney was just arrested for protesting outside of the Sudanese Embassy in Washington. CBS reports: According to the Washington Post,  Clooney and several of his activist colleagues were taken away in handcuffs outside the Sudanese embassy on Massachusetts Avenue MORE

Links: Hollywood’s greatest bromance ever?

George Clooney and Brad Pitt

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Not BFFs: Angelina Jolie & Stacy Keibler

Angelina Jolie and Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney's girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help you if you want to get married because he will never love anyone more than he loved his pot-bellied pig. That's a special kind of love. Anyway, it turns out Angelina Jolie isn't all that big on Keibler, and during a flight she took with the couple and Brad Pitt, spent the entire time giving Keibler the cold MORE

Links: Clooney and Gosling are so cute together!

Ryan Gosling and George Clooney

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