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Lindsay Lohan is basically unemployable now to the point where the only time anyone actually bothers casting her is when they need to a big name stunt-casting to bring people in on an otherwise unsellable movie. And every time she actually does get work, she finds a way to act like a complete asshole on set and make everyone hate her. So guess how her guest stint on Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management went? Well, E! Online has the completely MORE
Break out the LSD Gummi Bears and put on Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone" because FX's Archer is getting a fifth season, after bringing in some of the best ratings possible for cable television. It turns out, when you combine great voice acting, writing, and some of the tightest editing ever for a comedy, people will actually tune in. From The A.V. Club... As promised by both last year’s new FX production deal for producers Adam Reed and Matt MORE
After a narratively tight but less delightfully crazy second season of FX's American Horror Story (It could have used a pair of twins shouting "I HATE TREES!" That's all, really.) the show is coming back for a third season, possibly featuring witches and magic. Here to reinforce that theory, Kathy Bates is set to join the cast as Jessica Lange's rival! Yay! Via TVLine ... Oscar winner Kathy Bates is nearing a deal to join FX's hit spookfest MORE
There's a new spy drama/thriller in town, The Americans, which kicks off tonight at 10pm over on FX (filling the void left by American Horror Story). It's a period piece set back in 1981, right after Reagan was elected President, following the trials and tribulations of two KGB spies undercover in America. The 'couple' is played by Keri Russell (one of my faves) and cutie Matthew Rhys. Just the other day I attended a luncheon over at the MORE
Soooo ... everyone's still watching FX's American Horror Story, right? How weird was the last episode? How is Sister Jude still in that asylum? Where'd the Monsignor go? HOW COULD THEY KILL OF PEPPER, THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDS?! *Quietly sobs into a half-eaten tub of ice cream.* I love my Pepper ... anyway, season two is ending next week, and with Asylum out of the way, it's time for Ryan Murphy to tease us with more on the upcoming third season. MORE
Even if you're not watching FX's American Horror Story: Asylum, you can still enjoy this incredibly fun clip from last night's episode. It's award-winning actress Jessica Lange taking on Shirley Ellis' 1964 hit song "The Name Game," an elaborate fantasy sequence right after her character Judy Martin underwent (by force) electroshock therapy. The show went from completely horrifying to magically delicious with this delightful musical number, I MORE
Oh look, even more bad news for people who appreciate quality comedy TV. After NBC decided to postpone the new season of Community in favor of more episodes of Doctor Monkey, now it looks like Louie, the acclaimed series by comedy god Louis C.K., is reportedly taking a break and won't be returning until 2014. As I said: THE DARKEST TIMELINE. Via the A/V Club ... Never one to care much about buzz or your feelings, Louis C.K. will follow his MORE
So the new season of American Horror Story: Asylum is coming up in less than two weeks, and if the show is even half as off-the-wall bonkers as the first season, I will await fervently for it. Anyway, after months of teasers, the first real trailer to show the actual plot of the season has arrived, and by the looks of it, it posits the journalist lady against the evil nun aka Jessica Lange. So that's happening. MORE
I simply cannot wait for the next chapter of American Horror Story ... ASYLUM! The show premieres on FX on October 17th, check out the stunning key art below along with two new trailers. I'm thrilled to see Jessica Lange back in action, this season looks amazing. And there's hottie Adam Levine, as many of you know already, I love him, plus who doesn't adore indie goddess Chloë Sevigny?! PS Make sure to check out all the creepy teaser MORE
So, it turns out I have always deep down wanted a crossover of Archer and Bob's Burgers, but I didn't know it until they finally made one and now all I can think about is HOW WAS THIS NOT MADE SOONER? I mean yes, the shows are vastly different in animation style and general amounts of gun fighting and truckasaurus-handed female spies, but now that they're together it makes all the sense. From The A/V Club ... According to an interview with MORE
It turns out, it's not Ryan Murphy's Family Fun Time Hour with Every Celebrity Ever and Also Some Ghosts like I previously thought. Anyway, the new season of American Horror Story is coming in October to FX, which means a whole new season of sexy famous people having sex and then dying and then having sex again because hey, when in Rome, amirite? Right. Well, Ryan dropped the official title for the season, it's ... well, exactly why you thought MORE
Winner: @HiddenDarkness4 Next week (June 28th) marks the return of Wilfred to FX at 10pm for its second season! I totally fell in love with the first season (it's based upon the Australian series of the same title), which just became available on Blu-ray (and DVD) this week! In a nutshell, Elijah Wood's character (Ryan Newman) sees his dog Wilfred as a real person, played by Aussie actor Jason Gann, but everyone else sees him as an MORE
You never really ditch your Disney princess image until you eventually play a sex worker in a movie or a TV show (See: Hilary Duff in War Inc., Vanessa Hudgens in Sucker Punch, Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me ... literally, you can name any Disney starlet and I can tell you the exact moment in their career they flashed their boobies.) so of course, here comes Ashley Tisdale to finally shed her pretty princess image by playing an escort in a MORE
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