And now, a lesson in ninja safety with Lana from ‘Archer’

Archer Season Five

Archer is returning to FX in almost a month exactly (Monday, January 13th), so while I huddle next to my TV poking it with a stick until it gives me what I gawddamn want, here's a brand-new promo video for the fifth season! This time, field agent Lana teaches us all about ninja safety in the work place. Specifically, never dress like a ninja at Isis. Lana will straight up murder you. MORE

‘Archer’ teaches us (nothing) about gun safety!

Archer

Okay real talk for a second here: whoever is in charge of the promotional work over at Archer deserves a medal. Maybe a nice muffin basket or something. Here's yet another promo video for the upcoming season of Archer (starting up on January 13th on FX), and once again I am left seriously wishing for the existence of a time machine so that I can skip ahead to January just to watch it. I want this so bad, I'm seriously willing to skip MORE

Archer’s Pam Poovey teaches conflict resolution

Pam Poovey

The new season of FX's Archer is two months away (kicking off again in January), but gawddammit if they aren't upping the anticipation with their promo videos. Here's a brand new promo for season five, which features Human Resources Director Pam Poovey teaching us about conflict resolution using puppets. Of course, it goes horribly wrong, but holy crap did this pull a belly laugh out of me. MORE

‘Archer’ recreated “Danger Zone” for S5!

Archer "Danger Zone"

Honestly, I kind of said everything I could say in the title up there. There's no way we can add anything more to this, so we're just going to close up shop for the day. This season five (kicking off in January) promo for FX's Archer is the best the web has to offer for now. Goodnight everybody! MORE

More Teasers + Art from ‘AHS: Coven’

American Horror Story: Coven

After a series of cryptic clues and hints as to the plot of the Coven season of American Horror Story (starting October 9th on FX), here's your first real look at the plot, which kind of reads as an adult version of Harry Potter. Seriously, taking a train to a magical school? That one is smack on the nose, and I don't even care because Jessica Lange is kicking seven asses in this one. Throw in another scene of Dylan McDermott cry-sturbating and MORE

AHS: Coven releases four more creepy posters!

American Horror Story: Coven

I was already super pumped up for the upcoming Coven season of American Horror Story (premiering on October 9th at 10pm on FX), and now they've released four more creepy posters along with a brand-new video teaser. Now I seriously cannot wait for this show to start, I feel like it's going to be a truly scary witchcraft-filled season, with the one and only Jessica Lange at the helm! This fall, multiple piercings are back in MORE

American Horror Story: Coven’s ‘Initiation’ teaser

American Horror Story: Coven

Here's the latest teaser for the upcoming Coven season of FX's American Horror Story, and this one actually reveals a tiny bit of the plot! The teaser features a group of witches (including Taissa Farmiga, Gabourey Sidibe, Emma Roberts and Jamie Brewer) entering a school in the deep south to learn from the grand witches (Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett and Sarah Paulson). Also, Evan Peters is in a window and also there's a dead MORE

AHS: Coven Teaser: Coffin

American Horror Story: Coven

It's time for another quick peek at American Horror Story's new Coven season (premiering on FX on October 9th), this time featuring what appears to be Kathy Bates taking a dirt nap. According to the comments on the video, (POSSIBLE SPOILERS MAYBE?) this is meant to be a foreshadowing of Kathy's character being brought back from the dead by the titular coven so that they can do ... something. I'm still not sure if she's a good witch or a bad MORE

American Horror Story: Coven unveils poster art!

American Horror Story: Coven

OMG! This is incredibly creepy and totally exciting at the same time! It's the official poster art for the upcoming third season of American Horror Story, titled Coven. I cannot wait for this show to start up again with witches versus voodoo priestesses in New Orleans on October 9th at 10pm, only on FX! MORE

‘AHS: Coven’ gets a release date + a new teaser!

American Horror Story: Coven

It's almost the end of summer, which means it's about time for a new season of FX's Emmy-nominated show American Horror Story to get underway. So with that respect, The A/V Club has new details on American Horror Story: Coven as well as an official October 9th release date ... Coven concerns the descendants of witches who escaped the Salem trials, young girls who—in order to defend themselves against a growing tide of attacks against their MORE

AHS: Coven Teaser: Staircase

American Horror Story: Coven

Another day and another creepy teaser for the upcoming season of American Horror Story: Coven. 5. Coffin What secrets do we keep that you thought were asleep? 4. Stakes This October, stakes aren't the only things we're raising. 3. Staircase Misbehave and incur our kind of suspension. 2. Detention This October … lift your spirits. 1. Pins & Needles Because “pinning” on the internet is all the rage … MORE

AHS: Coven Teaser: Pins & Needles

American Horror Story: Coven

We've got another teaser (check out the first one, Detention) for the upcoming third season of FX's American Horror Story: Coven kicking off in October. This time it's all about pins and needles, which are proven to be necessary accessories when it comes to witchcraft and voodoo. I can't wait to see what series creator Ryan Murphy and the rest of the team cooked up this time to scare the crap out of us! 5. Coffin What secrets do we keep MORE

First Look: American Horror Story: Coven

American Horror Story: Coven

Who else is as excited as I am for the return of FX's anthology series American Horror Story in October? This third time around it's called Coven and will be set in New Orleans with Salem witches up against voodoo witches! Thankfully some of the cast is returning including the fabulous Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe, Frances Conroy and Evan Peters plus newcomers Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Patti LuPone (!) and Gabourey Sidibe. Below is MORE

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan was a train wreck on ‘Anger Management’

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

Lindsay Lohan is basically unemployable now to the point where the only time anyone actually bothers casting her is when they need to a big name stunt-casting to bring people in on an otherwise unsellable movie. And every time she actually does get work, she finds a way to act like a complete asshole on set and make everyone hate her. So guess how her guest stint on Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management went? Well, E! Online has the completely MORE