Earlier today, NBC announced its fall schedule and everyone freaked out over Community moving in with Whitney (major ugh) on Friday nights, in what is arguably the darkest timeline of them all. Anyway, FOX decided to announce their upcoming fall offerings too, which sees the colossal question mark known as Glee moving to Thursday nights, could this be the show’s kiss of death? From The A/V Club:

Monday
8 p.m.: Bones
9 p.m.: The Mob Doctor
9 p.m. midseason: The Following

Tuesday
8 p.m.: Raising Hope
8:30 p.m.: Ben And Kate
9 p.m.: New Girl
9:30 p.m.: The Mindy Project

Wednesday
8 p.m.: The X Factor
8 p.m. midseason: American Idol

Thursday
8 p.m.: The X Factor
8 p.m. midseason: American Idol
9 p.m.: Glee

Friday
8 p.m.: Touch
9 p.m.: Fringe

Saturday
7 p.m.: Fox Sports Saturday

Sunday
7 p.m.: Football
7:30 p.m.: The OT
7:30 p.m. midseason: The Cleveland Show
8 p.m.: The Simpsons
8:30 p.m.: Bob’s Burgers
9 p.m.: Family Guy
9:30 p.m.: American Dad

I have no idea whether or not The Mob Doctor will be any good, but that name is just … yeesh. I’m happy to see Bones is still hanging in their, since it’s a decent enough show and David Boreanaz is cute. Also, I bet the folks at Gawker are just pleased as punch that New Girl is still on the air, which means another year of Zooey Wowee! Glee, I’m curious to see how that schedule change plays out. It may not be the best thing on television, but even at its worst it’s still interesting enough to watch. Lastly, I am just ecstatic to see the network is throwing their support behind Bob’s Burgers, which has really come into its own over a short run. Kind of weird to see The Cleveland Show still clinging to life, a show that is really only alive right now due to Seth McFarlane‘s name on the marquee.

In order to give false hope to thousands of single ladies (and men) here’s the full list of celebrities who will be appearing on FOX‘s completely original new show, The Choice, who will be vying to date a complete stranger and then immediately never call them again. Naturally, this list includes two douchebags from Jersey Shore, because what fun is a blind date without the risk of herpes? Via EW:

MEN
Pauly D
Tyson Beckford
Joe Jonas
Dean Cain
Rob Kardashian
Rocco DiSpirito
Warren Sapp
Finesse Mitchell
Romeo
Jeremy Bloom
Jason Cook
Michael Catherwood
Seth Wescott
Parker Young
Ndamukong Suh
Dr. Robert Nettles
Taylor Hicks
Mike Sorrentino
Rob Gronkowski
Steven Lopez

WOMEN
Carmen Electra
Hope Dworaczyk
Rima Fakih
Sophie Monk

For the record, all of these people are essentially going on dates with people in exchange for money, which in a weird way makes this the first televised prostitution ring. Not that there’s anything wrong with that because really, that’s honest work. Hell, for most of these people, this would officially mark the first time they’ve ever worked for their money. I’m looking at you, The Situation.