FitnessBytes: Jessica Simpson Reaches Her Goal Weight!

Jessica Simpson

Good things come to those who wait. Or good things come to those who have lucrative endorsement deals with weight-loss companies. WHATEVER. Jessica Simpson has reached her weight loss goal! She posted a photo on Instagram with #goalreached thanks Weight Watchers! The pic shows the 33-year old in a simple white t-shirt with her hair pulled up in a bun; her arms and face looking slimmed down. It's taken her a hot minute, and a team of MORE

FitnessBytes: Did ‘The Biggest Loser’ lose too much weight?

Rachel Frederickson

I didn't even get a chance to see The Biggest Loser finale before comments about winner Rachel Frederickson being "scary skinny" and looking "sickly" started filling up my Twitter feed. To those people, first of all how dare you without a SPOILER ALERT! Secondly, Biggest Loser fans are very supportive and caring so it was pretty shocking to hear them turn on any of the contestants for doing what they're supposed to do -- lose weight. I MORE

Gabrielle Union takes diet advice from porn stars

Gabrielle Union and Conan O'Brien

Look, we'll level with you here: For some reason, anything that has to do with celebrities and porn invariably does huge numbers for some reason. I think it's because we all secretly like to know that famous people are also not immune to the urge to grind one out after a day of work. Anyway, it turns out that Gabrielle Union is not only familiar with certain porn stars, but that she actually takes diet advice from more than a few of them. MORE

FitnessBytes: Kellan Lutz’s 1 Week ‘Hercules’ Transformation

Kellan Lutz

Hollywood's leading men have to undergo intense training anywhere from three to six months for a major action role -- if you're a little bitch like Hugh Jackman, Bradley Cooper or Ryan Reynolds. Kellan Lutz? Not so much. The actor was given less than a week to get in Hercules shape. No problem, brah! "I love being physical. I'm very active in life, that's my lifestyle," he told MTV News. Since being swole is like his life and stuff, MORE

FitnessBytes: Shirtless ‘Catching Fire’ Star Brings the Heat!

Alan Ritchson

There was so much eye candy in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire you might have blinked and missed Gloss, played by Alan Ritchson. His shirtless spread for Da Man magazine is sure to grab your attention ... down there. To be fair, there are only a couple of nipple shots, but seriously nobody cares about what brand of suit he's wearing. Save that for the fashion bloggers. My focus is on his rock hard body, because fitness. Or MORE

FitnessBytes: What Models REALLY Eat!

Carré Otis

Carré Otis is known for her amazing body and pretty face from her heyday as a model back in the '80s, She also dated Mickey Rourke (before he effed up his face with plastic surgery). So yeah, she's kind of old school (minus the "school") -- but her words are more relevant today than ever, because bitch is speaking THE TRUTH. Finally! When she was a model, she didn't have the confidence to answer fan mail honestly. That has changed. Now she's MORE

FitnessBytes: ‘Real Men’ replace models!

FitnessBytes: "Real Men" replace models!

Would advertising work without overpaid models? Have those aforementioned models given society a distorted view of what it means to be fit and healthy? The Sun doesn't really answer those questions in their Stewart Williams pictorial by replacing famous dudes with "real men." In fact, the very notion that some random group of guys are "real men" and that models aren't is ABSURD. David Beckham is an actual person who exists, he is as REAL as any MORE

FitnessBytes: Paul Walker Can Still Get It!

Paul Walker

Paul Walker is still looking hot. NEWS FLASH, everyone. The Fast and Furious star showed off his sexy shirtless self while filming a new ad campaign for Davidoff's Cool Water cologne. Don't even care that stuff is a leftover '90s relic, whatever. He could get it -- wearing any fragrance he wants, or none at all. Check out the photos on Dlisted. Want a Kick-Ass workout routine? See how superhero hottie Aaron Taylor-Johnson got in shape for MORE

Patrick Stewart gives a masterclass in quadruple takes

Patrick Stewart

As I said before, the internet wasted all its energy on slut-shaming Miley Cyrus and now has barely enough power to make it through the rest of the week, so we're just going to pop this video of actor Patrick Stewart here for your enjoyment. It features Stewart teaching you how to do double, triple, and quadruple takes because ... well, it's Captain Jean-Luc Picard. You don't look this kind of gift horse in the mouth. MORE

FitnessBytes: Gwyneth’s Problem Areas!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Let's all feel bad for Gwyneth Paltrow, you guys. She has to work, like, SO HARD at being perfect. According to trainer Tracy Anderson, Lady Goop had "significant problem areas." In Hollywood that means not being able to fit into a size zero, so don't feel TOO bad. Those problems may be behind her, but thanks to her loose-tongued trainer the world now knows about her long butt and horrible thighs! Tracy says: "She had 35 extra pounds on MORE

FitnessBytes: Celeb Brain Test + Gaga Naked!

Lady Gaga

We all have have a few people in our social circle who literally don't know any celebrities by name - in fact a friend of mine asked who Zooey Deschanel was the other day WHILE WATCHING NEW GIRL. But it turns out that not recognizing celebrities could be a sign of something very bad in the brains. New research shows it may be an indication of early dementia. I presume the tests, which use using celebrity photos, accept character names as a sign MORE

FitnessBytes: Nick Jonas Goes Shirtless!

Nick Jonas Shirtless

I don't know what's more shocking, that I'm turned on by a Jonas Brother or that Lindsay Lohan seems to be making rational decisions. First, let's address the more important and eye popping of the two because HOLY TWINK ALERT Nick Jonas just got hot. I mean maybe he was a tween panty creamer before, but now he's all MAN, baby! Chestie hairs and everything -- maybe half a dozen or so! He's been very public about his health kick, tweeting about MORE

FitnessBytes: Blind Depp, Hot Henry + Healthy Hearts!

Johnny Depp

Sure he's hot, but did you know Johnny Depp is practically blind? That totally explains the whole Vanessa Paradis thing. The actor says: "Everything is just very burry. I've never had proper vision." Without corrective lenses, he can only see a few inches in front of him. He also revealed (via Rolling Stone) that he doesn't wear underwear. Blind as a bat and easy access? MY KIND OF HERO. He doesn't let his poor vision stand in the way of looking MORE

FitnessBytes: Beyoncé, Biel’s booty, Tebow + Prancercise!

Beyonce

Stop the presses! BEYONCÉ IS STILL NOT PREGNANT. Gossips obsessed with another Jay-Z/Bey baby keep the rumors going, but Queen B's wardrobe says otherwise -- showing off a fit, trim figure for The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour. Good news for Tim Tebow! People stopped talking about his virginity long enough to pay attention to his next career move, signing with the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Serena Williams won the French Open MORE