#FAIL: Bieber getting Instagram revenge on Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom on Justin Bieber Instagram

Yesterday, the world rejoiced with the news of Orlando Bloom taking a swing at Justin Bieber, our jealousy being far surpassed by our joy that someone finally did it. Faced with the fact that the world saw him nearly get KTFO by Legolas, Justin returned home to do some reflecting on his–HAHAHAHA! No just kidding, he put a photo on Instagram that looked like Orlando crying. Sick burn, bra! (*Cue the sound of a million air horns*) Us Weekly MORE

GLORIOUS: Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

Deep down, I think we all knew that at some point the rich and famous would get just as tired of Justin Bieber as the rest of us and one hero would rise above the masses to strike him down. The real question was who? Who would it be? Dawyne Johnson? Michelle Rodriguez? Someone else with massive, muscular arms made for punching? No, the real answer was Orlando Bloom. Legolas was the world's hero last night when he reportedly took a swing at Justin MORE

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino: Arrested at a tanning salon!

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

Pull up a chair kids, and grandpappy Feist will tell y'all about a magical time long, long ago. A time when Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino was a thing. I remember it like it was yesterday ... the year was 2009. Avatar was the biggest movie of the year, the iPhone 3S had just been released, and some garbage f*ckin' song by The Black Eyed Peas was vomitin' outta any and every speaker imaginable. It was a dark time, one that could only be made MORE

Beyoncé and company is addressing that elevator fight …

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Solange

Story time kids! About two weeks ago, we went home for my cousin's wedding, which was the first time my boyfriend was ever able to meet my family. Naturally, they got STUPID drunk at the reception, and my brother ended up splitting his pants and grinded up against my boyfriend and myself. In front of my mom. And then one of my male cousins, also drunk, flipped a table and palmed his sister right in the face. I'm saying all of this to prove two MORE

Jay Z and Solange Knowles got into an elevator fight

Solange

So I kind of thought today was going to be a quiet day, since most of the usual suspects are currently wrapped up in all the nothing they do every day and the summer months haven't really kicked in yet. Except nope! We're getting a doozy of a story, as Jay Z and Beyoncé's little sister Solange Knowles got into a fight in an elevator at Rihanna's Met Gala afterparty that culminated in Solange getting physical, watch a bit of the video footage MORE

George Zimmerman wants to box Kanye West?

George Zimmerman and Kanye West

I've been purposefully avoiding talking about George Zimmerman after he was found not guilty of shooting and killing Trayvon Martin. You see, Zimmerman is basically trying to position himself as some sort of nihilistic celebrity for racists, because that's how fame works now. Anyway, I've been trying not to indulge him. Anyway, Zimmerman's latest venture is celebrity boxing, the final refuge for terrible g-list famewhores, and he really wants to MORE

How Random: Sara Bareilles fired Jonah Hill’s brother after he picked a fight with Sharon Osbourne

Sara Bareilles

Sometimes, a story will get thrown our way that, for the life of me, makes absolutely no friggin' sense. A story that seems like a mish-mash of weird ideas and random celebs you never thought would cross ways. A story that makes you just go, "wait, huh?" This is that story: Apparently, Sara Bareilles fired her manager Jordan Feldstein (who happens to be Jonah Hill's brother) after he got into a fight with Sharon Osbourne. And yes, DRINKS WERE MORE

That guy Kanye West beat up is looking for money

Kanye West

Remember that little racist that Kanye West beat the ever-loving crap out of defending Kim Kardashian's honor? Surprisingly, I almost forgot about it because this is probably one of the few Kardashian-related things they haven't run into the ground for publicity. Anyway, it turns out the little racist in question is now looking for some compensation, to the tune of six figures. TMZ reports ... Sources connected with the 18-year-old tell us ... MORE

Watch Shia LaBeouf’s drunken apology

Shia LaBeouf

It's been a week or so since Shia LaBeouf rage-quit his career over everyone bashing him as a plagiarizing hack, and like all entitled douches, it didn't take him long to get himself in trouble all over again. Last night, TMZ got video of Shia headbutting a guy, because he's a badboy who doesn't play by your rules! And also he saw a video of Zinedine Zidane doing it once and presumably went "MINE!" Anyway, now Shia's apologizing for the whole MORE

Kim Kardashian watched Kanye West beat up that racist kid

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

As a general rule, it's generally advised not to be racist. This rule goes double if you happen to be an ectomorph with bones of peanut brittle, because someone WILL eventually lay your sh!t out. Which is apparently what happened when Kanye West beat the crap out of some little racist kid for dropping the n-word on Kim Kardashian. (No, I'm not going to spell it out. I'm Irish-Canadian. I can't do that sort of thing.) Apparently, Kim ended up MORE

Kanye West attacked to defend Kim Kardashian’s honor?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Look, we already know how this story goes, so let's just jump right into it: Apparently, some kid was throwing the n-word and the f-word at Kim Kardashian for no real reason, which caused Kanye West to come in and allegedly beat him like a pinata at an 8-year-old's birthday party. TMZ reports ... The barely-a-man screams to Kim, "They're whack, dude. You have to deal with that everyday?" He then excitedly hops up the front steps like a rabbit. MORE

Guy Fieri got into a fist-fight with his hairdresser

Guy Fieri

When we last left Guy Fieri, his awful restaurant was being torn apart in the press and everyone was reminded that he's the foodie equivalent of The Black Eyed Peas: palatable mediocrity designed to appeal to the broadest, least-discerning audience possible. Well, here's a video courtesy of TMZ showing Guy Fieri getting into a fist-fight with his hair dresser. In related news, Guy Fieri actually pays someone money to make his hair look like MORE

Emma Roberts got arrested over domestic violence

Emma Roberts

For a while now, Emma Roberts was mostly known as the cute, relatively low-key niece of Julia Roberts from Scream 4. She didn't ever really do anything super exciting, but she seemed to be doing all right for herself and was building herself up a respectable film career. And then the other night, she got arrested for domestic violence after she and her boyfriend, American Horror Story star Evan Peters, reportedly got into a physical fight in MORE

Justin Bieber is being investigated for battery

Justin Bieber

All right, let's go over a few things here shall we? Justin Bieber is roughly the size of Thumbelina, weighs maybe twenty pounds soaking wet, and has never done any sort of physical labor in his life. Got all that? Excellent. Well, Justin is currently being investigated for battery after getting into a fight with one of this neighbors, although to be fair, Justin Bieber's punches feel exactly like a pleasant breeze, so this could all be one big MORE