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All right, let's go over a few things here shall we? Justin Bieber is roughly the size of Thumbelina, weighs maybe twenty pounds soaking wet, and has never done any sort of physical labor in his life. Got all that? Excellent. Well, Justin is currently being investigated for battery after getting into a fight with one of this neighbors, although to be fair, Justin Bieber's punches feel exactly like a pleasant breeze, so this could all be one big MORE
Earlier today, we reported that Justin Bieber was recovering from a fainting spell at his concert last night. Well, the good news is that he feels all better now, and decided to celebrate by threatening to beat up a photographer. Yeah, Justin Bieber. Tiny, little Justin Bieber, threatened to beat up a grown-up. Awwwwwwww, that's adorable! Who's a big mean guy? You are! You are! TMZ reports ... Bieber -- flanked by bodyguards -- was leaving a MORE
Whenever we call out Chris Brown for being an angry, violent douche, we usually end up getting emails to the tune of "He's changed now! You don't know him!" or "That's in the past, stop bringing it up!" To those people, I say: Here's Chris and his stupid useless hanger-on friends getting into a fight with a valet over a ten dollar surcharge, because he's so peaceful now you guys. From TMZ ... It all went down at PINZ bowling alley in Studio MORE
If there are two things Rihanna is known for, they're smoking a whole bunch of weed and being in an incredibly unhealthy relationship with her abusive ex Chris Brown. So of course, Rihanna combined both of those on Valentine's Day when she tweeted a picture of the giant weed plant she got for V.D., and then got into a passive-aggressive fight with Chris, because happy Valentine's Day! You're stuck in a cycle of abuse that you can only escape once MORE
Despite the fact that it would feel just SO good to see Chris Brown actually be held accountable for his actions for once, Frank Ocean posted on his Tumblr that he's decided to be a better person and show mercy by choosing not to press charges on Chris. While I can respect Frank for taking the high-road and showing compassion to a person for whom it's hard to feel to compassionate, come on ... we were *this* close to throwing his spoiled, violent MORE
Hey, remember when Chris Brown nearly beat Rihanna to death? And then everyone shrugged it off, even though he nearly beat his girlfriend to death? Well, it turns out that allowing someone like that to completely dodge any sort of culpability for their actions accomplishes jack-squat, because last night he allegedly got into a fight with Frank Ocean, then left the scene before the cops arrived. Via TMZ ... UPDATE 10:45 PM PT: Police have MORE
Because apparently, women are completely okay with dating violent men (*cough* Chris Brown *cough*), Modern Family star Sofia Vergara allegedly called up the paparazzi immediately following her fiancé Nick Loeb's bar fight on New Year's Eve in Miami so that they could come take pictures of them being totally sane and in love. But we aren't going to talk about that, because Sofia's big boob popped out right out of her dress during the fight and MORE
Sofia Vergara is one of the most beautiful and in-demand actresses in Hollywood right now, yet for some reason she's currently engaged to some guy named Nick Loeb, who basically looks like what would happen if David Schwimmer went on a diet of oxygen and nothing. Sure, that sounds mean, except it turns out the guy's allegedly an abusive asshole, who got into a physical fight with Vergara that got him kicked out of a Miami club. Page Six reports MORE
Despite the fact that no one asked her, Dina Lohan sat down with Entertainment Tonight to tell everyone how much she absolutely hates cocaine. Just detests the stuff, really. I mean, could you imagine a member of the Lohan family partaking in cocaine? Don't answer that. Did Lindsay Lohan lie about her mother having an alleged cocaine problem? Dina Lohan sets the record straight for ET's Christina McLarty. "Absolutely lied. We were having an MORE
So yesterday was pretty much just one non-stop wave of Lindsay Lohan stories, all stemming from an early morning crack fight with her drunken famewhore mother, Dina Lohan, over money. Only now we know that Dina has more or less been using Lindsay as her own personal piggie bank, because can you imagine? Dina? With a job? Guffaw! Oh, my sides! Well, it turns out Lindsay was expecting to get that loan back eventually which brought on Dina's MORE
Remember how, in the wake of her horrifically uncomfortable Dr. Phil interview, Dina Lohan swore up and down that she never went out clubbing with her daughter, Lindsay Lohan? Well, she said it, so obviously it must not be true, so the two of them went out clubbing last night. (Bear in mind: This was a Tuesday night.) One thing lead to another, and the two of them got into a physical fight and the police were called in to break them up. But no, MORE
Normally, I wouldn't call someone wanting to punch famewhore Kim Kardashian in the mouth "news" so much as I would call it "a reasonable response to seeing a talentless, unpleasant person become rich and famous for simply being a talentless, unpleasant person". That being said, most of the time the people who publicly state the above aren't MMA champions, like Ronda Rousey, which is why this video of her saying that she would gladly beat the ever MORE
Yesterday, Drake's and Chris Brown's crews allegedly got into a little bitty scuffle that ended with Chris getting a cut on his face, and apparently nobody saw the irony in this. Anyway, now there are reports that Chris's crew may or may not have been throwing gang signs, which is probably really bad for his probation. From TMZ: Eyewitnesses say ... Chris had been hanging out at his own VIP table with a posse of 16 other guys ... one of whom MORE
Dear Chris Brown, I heard your entourage got into a little scuffle with Drake's entourage and you got a cut on your face. Well ... Kind of puts that into perspective, huh? Sincerely, Jeremy Feist Chris Brown sustained a nasty gash on his chin -- apparently a wound from a bottle attack -- after his entourage allegedly clashed with Drake's crew in a NYC nightclub brawl. TMZ has confirmed with the NYPD that the two singers' MORE
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