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Because Farrah Abraham is so successful now and has a reality TV deal lined up and everything, she decided to call up Charlie Sheen and proposition for the chance to be one of his goddesses. Is he still doing goddesses? Maybe, I don't know. Well, she and Charlie exchanged a few texts before Farrah immediately turned around and sold them to the highest bidder because ... well, she's Farrah. Being a deceitful, calculating douche is her modus MORE
I really wanted to say my piece on the whole Amy's Baking Company drama and then move on, but then this happened and I would be doing all of us a disservice if I didn't post it: Last night, Patton Oswalt made a joke about the now infamous restaurant on Twitter. Since this went down right around the time ABC was going full internet butt-monkey, they tried to outwit him. I repeat: The raging laughing-stocks tried to outwit one of the singly MORE
So yesterday, Justin Bieber tried to deflect all the bad press headed his way by basically saying, "I'm rich, so I can do whatever I want. Also, Lindsay Lohan is doing worse than I am so that automatically means I'm just peachy keen." Somehow, acting like an arrogant douche and shifting the focus onto someone else only got him even more negative publicity, and now Lindsay (quite rightly) thinks Justin can go screw himself. TMZ reports MORE
2007 was such an interesting year. I graduated high school, Britney Spears shaved her head while running around Los Angeles barefoot, the world had just met Miley Cyrus, and then, of course, Kelly Clarkson’s long awaited third album debuted. My December was going to be everything that Breakaway wasn’t—stripped down, introspective, and completely written by Clarkson herself. The album was announced for a late summer release, which would MORE
Because watching some snotty little teen try and take on a pair of jaded hipster rockers is hilarious, here's a story via The Examiner about how The Black Keys are now trolling Justin Bieber and his fans, because this is what the web was made for: Trolling and talking about famous people behind their backs. If we threw in porn and a joke about cats, I'm sure the internet would start eating itself. Patrick Carney and his band has now earned a MORE
So it turns out, famewhore Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still fighting over whether or not Kim basically duped the poor dope into a short fake sham marriage for the sake of her dumb reality television show. Granted, most people could easily figure this out by looking at Kim and going, "Oh, yeah, that's right: We're talking about a Kardashian here," but instead, Kris and Kim are going about their divorce (or annulment if Kris has his way) MORE
At this point, it's really only a matter of time before Taylor Swift dates her way out of a job, since she's managed to plough through half of Hollywood in the space of a few years, and then take a steaming dump on each successive relationship by writing petty break-up anthems. All I'm saying is, when your business plan can be boiled down to "burn every bridge possible," you don't really have a sustainable, long-term gig going for you. And now, MORE
If you were wondering if Justin Bieber would ever let go of the fact that he wasn't nominated for a Grammy: Nope. Never. At the Grammys, someone asked The Black Keys (a rock group) what they thought about Justin (the most palatable, white bread, pop act out there) getting shut out. You can see where this is going, right? Yeah, drummer Patrick Carney basically said Justin wasn't good enough yet to get a nod, and that he should be happy that he's a MORE
Last night was the premiere of the 12th season (really? 12?) of American Idol, and if you watched it, you were probably enthralled with the is it real / is it fake feud between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. If you want, you can head over to Gawker right now to see some highlights from last night's episode, which included a bitch fight over Mean Girls (sploosh) and British accents, but the only thing you really need to know is that it did MORE
Oh, this feud is really a thing that's happening now, isn't it? Well, here's Azealia Banks' shot back at Angel Haze called "No Problems," after Azealia told people to stop pretending they were from New York, and then Angel was like "shut up," and then Azealia was like "no, you shut up," and then I drank a bottle of mouthwash because dammit straight to hell. I love them both, and I appreciate they're making some good out of this, but this is MORE
For some reason, Azealia Banks and Angel Haze got into some sort of Twitter feud after Azealia made an off-hand tweet about people who weren't raised in New York shouldn't claim to be from New York, and Angel took it personally. What came next was... Honestly, just really stupid. I love them both, but this was dumb as hell. Via HuffPo ... Though there was no mention of Haze, the excitable rapper clearly took offense, firing off a string of MORE
If you don't know who Jenny Johnson is, it's probably only because you've never been on Twitter. Jenny is one of the single funniest people on Twitter, and has made a name for herself for calling out terrible, morally-devoid celebrities for being terrible and morally-devoid. Anyway, Chris Brown has been a good target for her, since he's virulently misogynistic, homophobic, and violent in general. Last night, the two of them got into it on MORE
Since Courtney Stodden has hijacked VH1's lame reality show Couples Therapy and has essentially turned it into a show about a teenage prostitute whose only contribution to society is banging doughy inbred morons (in your face, Teen Mom!) her co-star, Nik Richie, isn't too thrilled with her, and the two of them have started sniping at each other in the press. RadarOnline reports ... As RadarOnline exclusively reported, on Saturday Hutchison's MORE
Because apparently they couldn't figure out a better way to prove that Susan B. Anthony wasted her life for nought, Karrueche Tran is telling anyone who will listen that she thinks she and Chris Brown will get back together even though Rihanna took him back for reasons incomprehensible to the human mind. Woo! Feminism! TMZ reports: Sources close to Karrueche tell TMZ, she was hurt when Brown gave her the axe a few weeks ago ... but she never MORE
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