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As I'm sure most of you remember, Jessica Simpson signed a multi-million dollar deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight, only to immediately turn around and put another baby inside of her, which is ... sort of the total opposite of losing baby weight. But whatever, she's still happy and healthy, so I really can't- wait, what? That's what her baby bump looks like already? Exactly how far along is she? Did she and Eric Johnson celebrate MORE
So immediately after fulfilling her commitment to Weight Watchers to ditch her pregnancy weight, it seems like Jessica Simpson is already pregnant again, because nachos are delicious and a baby gives you an opportunity to eat twice as many nachos as non-preggers people. On a completely unrelated note, someone please knock me up immediately. I want to eat nothing but grilled cheese for nine months. Us Weekly reports ... "It definitely wasn't MORE
Short answer: No, probably not. Long story: Since Jessica Simpson and her fiance, Eric Johnson, are almost ready to walk down the aisle, Star magazine got a hold of one of his ex-wife's friends, who proceeded to paint him as a cheating bastard. And if there's one person you can always trust, it's the friend of a jilted ex! Via RadarOnline ... The news shouldn't come as any surprise to Simpson, who knew that Johnson was still married to the MORE
Oh my gosh, wasn't that the longest pregnancy ever?! Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant forever, even beating out Mariah Carey's long gestation period! As per an announcement on her website, Jessica gave birth this morning to a healthy baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson (which seems more like a boy's name?), who weighed in at 9lbs. 13oz., and 21 3/4" long. Both mom and daughter are doing well, congratulations to Jessica and her man Eric MORE
As we all know, the world stopped spinning yet nothing happened following the massive, ground-breaking news concerning the impending divorce of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries (after just 72 days of wedded bliss), a fate that no one saw coming except for everyone who knew it was a sham wedding. So basically: everyone. Anyway, that's why Jessica Simpson had to wait until this morning to break the news that she was pregnant, even though she MORE
After about fifty or so failed guesses, it looks like Jessica Simpson might be, like, REALLY pregnant this time. No, seriously. Actual pregnancy. Which is kinda weird because for the past week she's been holding out for money before she actually announced it, but at this point she couldn't be making this any more obvious if she had the ultrasound pinned to the front of her shirt with a big neon arrow pointing to her uterus. Us Weekly MORE
So despite the fact that I think there's a story about how Jessica Simpson looks pregnant but is actually just a little chubby something like every other week here (I mean holy shit, she's a couple extra pounds overweight. Have you ever considered the baby inside of her might be of the food variety?) reports are circulating that Jessica might be pregnant with her man Eric Johnson's baby. Again with the dumbass reports, I just ... whatever. Here's MORE
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