George Clooney got engaged! WHAT?!

George Clooney

No, seriously, WHAT HAPPENED? George Clooney? Engaged to accomplished lawyer Amal Alamuddin? I know this is a blog, so you can't actually see me right now, but there are currently sparks shooting out of my head as I scream "ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE!" "The barristers and staff of Doughty Street Chambers offer their best wishes and congratulations to Ms. Amal Alamuddin, a member of Chambers, and Mr. George Clooney on their engagement to be MORE

Kris Jenner staged Kimye’s engagement for her show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In a shocking turn of events, that carefully choreographed, elaborately staged proposal from famewhore Kanye West to famewhore Kim Kardashian? Turns out that may have been put together for the sake of their terrible reality show, as orchestrated by master famewhore Kris Jenner. In Jenner’s declaration to the court, she bragged, ”I played a major role in organizing and running the event.” “As part of this,” she continued, according MORE

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher got engaged

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

I don't know what's happening down in Hollywood, but apparently everyone is in a frenzy of breaking up and engagement, and now Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting in on the action. According to Page Six, the two of them have gotten engaged, thus fulfilling the prophecy set by That 70's Show ... Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged, according to a new report. Speculation has been mounting that the couple — who first met as co-stars MORE

Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former) porn star Brett Rossi

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

Because this sort of thing has worked out so well for both parties in the past, Charlie Sheen is engaged for the fourth time to former porn star Brett Rossi. That tiny groan you just heard was the sound of every other porn star in Los Angeles watching as their pay day sails of into the sunset. Three-time divorcee Charlie Sheen is hopping back on the marriage wagon ... this time to former adult star Brett Rossi. Sheen proposed Saturday morning MORE

Kim and Kanye’s Engagement: Now with video!

Kim and Kanye's Engagement

Immediately after Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian, it was reported that the whole thing was filmed so that they could use it as a plot device on their terrible shows. Well, I think someone may have beat them to the punch, because a secret recording of their engagement has been leaked online, and they're NOT happy about it. Presumably because they're not making any money off of it. Kim: Mother, have you seen this? Kris: Someone released MORE

Kim Kardashian planned her surprise engagement?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Oh gosh, let's just get this over with ... so remember how Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian, and everyone immediately found out that the whole thing was filmed for TV? Well, now it turns out Kim may have also had a hand in planning the whole thing too, because Kim. We're talking about Kim Kardashian. She probably made Kanye propose like three different times because he kept missing his mark. "Kanye, we have lighting for a reason. So help me, MORE

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Kim Kardashian turned 33 years-old yesterday (and her boobs turned 15, her ass turned 8, and her face turned 2) so we made a concerted effort to ignore her for a day. Well, now we're about to make up for lost time, because she and Kanye West just got engaged on Sunday night. You know, months after she finalized her divorce from that guy who she only married for attention and money by turning the whole thing into a reality TV special. So this will MORE

Kaley Cuoco got engaged (but not to Henry Cavill)

Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting

Rebounds happen. If you put yourself out there and it doesn't work, the natural order is that you get back up and try it again with someone new. Maybe not the best person for you, but at least you're trying. Although most people know well enough not to go head-over-heels with your rebound because you've basically put yourself in an emotional place where you can rationalize bad ideas, and it usually doesn't work out. So of course, Kaley Cuoco has MORE

Links: Lance Bass’ fiancé is a hottie!

Lance Bass and Michael Turchin

→ Lance Bass just got engaged in New Orleans to his hunky boyfriend, Michael Turchin PopSugar → Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish got married in a ranch wedding held in Montana! Celebitchy → One Direction's Concert Doc: Better than Katy Perry's, worse than Justin Bieber's! BuzzFeed → Rick Springfield admits that his penis has actually been touched by more men than women? SOW → Rocker Ozzy Osbourne set his house on fire MORE

Kelly Clarkson is engaged to Brandon Blackstock!

Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock

This just in from Kelly Clarkson's Twitter account ... she's engaged to be married to her talent manager boyfriend Brandon Blackstock! Congratulations to the happy couple, I am thrilled that Kelly has finally found love, plus he seems like a great guy! No word on when the wedding will take place, the two have only been dating for about a year, so I don't think there's any rush to walk down the MORE

Engaged: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus and LIam Hemsworth

Remember how a little while ago, Miley Cyrus was spotted with a ring on her finger, and everyone guess that she was engaged? Well, turns out she really is! Liam Hemsworth has reportedly popped the question, so it looks like he and Miley will be getting married, whether this will be of the shotgun variety is yet to be seen! People magazine reports: Miley Cyrus and Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth are engaged to be married after three years of MORE

Miley Cyrus is engaged to Liam Hemsworth?

Miley Cyrus

Because getting married at an age where you're constantly developing, changing and coming into your own has never gone wrong ever, Miley Cyrus tweeted a picture showing off her "manicure", which no one noticed at all because they were all too busy focusing on the giant diamond ring on the ring finger of her left hand, which may or may not be an engagement ring. Emphasis on the may. OK! magazine reports: Miley, 19, posted a photo of her new MORE

Britney Spears is engaged to Jason Trawick!

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Call me a hopeless romantic, but I kind of thought that part of getting engaged was the whole surprise element. You know ... you're just having a good time and suddenly, they drop to one knee and pull out a box and HOLY SHIT A RING EVERYBODY FREAK OUT! And then you say yes and live happily ever after the end.  Well, Britney Spears and her boyfriend Jason Trawick are reportedly getting engaged tonight, and it turns out both of them already know MORE

Britney Spears’ boyfriend: Shopping for an engagement ring?

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Now that Britney Spears has finally found a boyfriend who is hot, nice, and most importantly, not a gold-digging white trash shit-smear, it looks like Brit might be ready to settle down for real this time. Jason Trawick and his insane six-pack have apparently been going around shopping for engagement rings, which is weird because usually when a man wants to marry Britney, he just gives her Cracker Jacks and lets her find it herself. "Carmel MORE