LeAnn Rimes’ reality show is doing super well, you guys

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

Hey, remember that reality TV show LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were making? The one where they were kind of throwing actual reality out the window and casting actors to play Eddie's kids? Well, some version of that idea has successfully made it onto the air, and no one bothered watching it because why bother when there are shows about naked people going on blind dates? It's like being asked if you'd rather go to McDonald's or eat a pound of MORE

One thing on this Star cover is for certain …

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Marriage Trouble

... LeAnn Rimes is a TOTAL PSYCHO! Whether or not the latest cover of Star magazine has any truth to it, where there's smoke, there's bound to be a fire. Apparently Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn (who still has me blocked on Twitter) are denying reports there's any trouble in their marriage, I won't be surprised at all when they do actually split (and they will, mark my words). Plus even though I don't have access to their bank account, where the hell MORE

Remember when LeAnn Rimes helped wreck a family?

LeAnn Rimes

... Because she sure as hell does. Get it? Wrecker? It's funny because she cheated on her partner with a then-married Eddie Cibrian while they were working and now her entire identity is predicated on emotionally betraying someone she claimed to love! HAHA! Nice on, LeAnn Rimes! HIGH FIVE! https://twitter.com/leannrimes/status/391682531688742912 MORE

LeAnn Rimes’ ‘reality show’ will be scripted with professional actors

LeAnn Rimes

A while back, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian announced that they were getting their own reality TV show, because apparently America really wants to see a woman sit on the computer all day tweeting angrily. Except once the network heads remembered how incredibly boring that would be, they decided to liven things up by taking out the "reality" part of the show and subbing it in with scripts and actors to play their kids. In Touch reports ... The MORE

QOTD: Brandi Glanville on LeAnn Rimes’ new album

Brandi Glanville

“If LeAnn wants her career back, she needs better lyrics. These are the worst songs I’ve ever heard. No one wants to listen to this!” - Brandi Glanville on LeAnn Rimes' new album Spitfire (Via In Touch Weekly) MORE

Housewife Memoirs: A Review of Brandi Glanville’s Book

Brandi Glanville

It’s no secret that Brandi Glanville is not your typical “housewife.” Since her debut appearance on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the reality show’s second season, the former model has always had a distinctly edgier and sharper flavor than her 1% cast-mates. As friend and co-star Lisa Vanderpump likes to point out, Glanville’s bluntness and tendency to always speak exactly what’s on her mind is both one of her best MORE

LeAnn Rimes: Freaking out over Brandi Glanville’s book

Drinking and Tweeting by Brandi Glanville

Did you know Brandi Glanville has her own book out? Yes, really. Apparently, the only requirement necessary to write a book these days is to be able to write famous. Anyway, apparently the book focuses on how LeAnn Rimes seduced Brandi's ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian, by having him lick whipped cream off her boobs in front of Brandi, and now LeAnn is freaking out because everything we already knew about her is being confirmed. RadarOnline reports MORE

Links: The two most annoying people ever!

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

→ UGH: LeAnn Rimes wants us to know that things are fine with her and Eddie Cibrian Celebitchy → It looks like Ben Affleck has just one thing on his mind ... winning an Oscar! I'm Not Obsessed → Everyone's favorite archer Jennifer Lawrence took a bikini break in Maui! The Blemish → Taylor Swift is now receiving Twitter death threats from crazy One Direction fans! The Frisky → Lindsay Lohan really said this ... After I MORE

Links: Where’s Eddie Cibrian’s wedding ring?


→ Eddie Cibrian wasn’t wearing his wedding ring yesterday ... cough cough Celebitchy → Kristen Stewart’s favorite article of clothing? A pair of ratty short shorts! CityRag → Stevie Nicks apologized for her comments about wanting to kill Nicki Minaj! Rickey → Hitchcock Trailer: Anthony Hopkins takes on the legendary film director BuzzSugar → I think a really good film title would be "Hey, check out Natalie MORE

LeAnn Rimes’ dumb birthday cake for Eddie Cibrian

LeAnn Rimes' birthday cake for Eddie Cibrian

Last time we saw LeAnn Rimes, she was still skinny and crazy, thus prompting me to launch a study to determine the exact correlation between being able to play your ribcage like a xylophone and being insane. Anyway, the tests have been inconclusive, but today has brought us a new variable in the form of LeAnn's birthday cake for Eddie Cibrian. Which sounds preposterous already, because HA! LeAnn? And food? What madness is this? But wait! It gets MORE

Eddie Cibrian’s new show got canceled!

Eddie Cibrian and Amber Heard

Ever seen NBC's Monday night show The Playboy Club? Me neither. Because the show was awful. Seriously, I watched the pilot and was just like "ugh, seriously? This crap? No." Anyway, millions upon millions of people thought the exact same thing because Eddie Cibrian's show is the first new show of the fall season to get the axe, probably because you can't name a show The Playboy Club and not show boobs. That's not cool. Via The Hollywood MORE

LeAnn Rimes’ tattoo is temporary, just like her marriage

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

Remember how I said yesterday that LeAnn Rimes was getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian, and that it was a terrible idea because they're both cheaters and their marriage has the shelf life of wet bread? Well it turns out that LeAnn's tattoo, which are her wedding vows to Eddie, is actually just temporary - and holy crap, if you can't see that big, beautiful piece of poetic irony from a mile away, then there's just no hope for you. LeAnn Rimes got MORE

LeAnn Rimes is getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian

Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

Just in case you needed any more proof that the unholy union of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian is going to crash and burn like LeAnn's body as soon as it burns the final few calories it has stored up (which should be right about ... now!), LeAnn is getting a tattoo in honor of Eddie, because putting two cheaters together in a relationship is a brilliant idea, and it's not like people break up immediately after getting a tattoo that they MORE

Eddie thinks LeAnn’s exposed clavicle is perfect!

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes

So despite the fact that is slowly trading in her body-fat for shit-house rat insanity, Eddie Cibrian decided to set the record straight and say that he thinks his new wife LeAnn Rimes looks perfect just the way she is. Which I guess is why she's going out of her way to mimic everything that Eddie's ex-wife is doing, right down to when he inevitably cheats on her because really, the only way this can end is the two of them fucking complete MORE