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It's been a little over a week since Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth got arrested for getting stupid drunk and then driving, so here she is trying to smooth the whole thing over, except she kinda just makes the whole thing worse when she says that she told the officer who arrested her that she was pregnant. Turns out, (A) she wasn't pregnant, and (B) I'm pretty sure driving drunk while pregnant is bad on SO MANY LEVELS. Honestly, maybe MORE
As much as I loved Legally Blonde, I kinda lost a lot of respect for Reese Witherspoon when she decided to start slut-shaming Kim Kardashian at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, despite the fact that she was at an awards show best known for that one time Sacha Baron Cohen sat his ass in Eminem's face. So in a bit of ironic retribution, Reese and her husband got SMASHED last night, drove drunk into oncoming traffic, and when they eventually got pulled MORE
After months of seeing how much alcohol someone needs to drink before the roads of West Hollywood begin to look like Mario Kart, Amanda Bynes has officially been charged with DUI (she's pleading not guilty), which carries a maximum sentence of six months. Although realistically, she'll probably only be in there for a couple minutes before she's back out again because this is California we're talking about. Anyway, showing the kind of judgement MORE
Earlier in the morning today, Jenna Jameson sucked a few too many down (1) rammed herself head-first into a pole (2) and was then taken down by men in uniform. (THREE! Three sexual innuendos in one opening sentence! Ah! Ah! Ah!) Anyway, TMZ released the tape from the 911 call, and it's all kinds of messy and depressing. TMZ reports: TMZ obtained the 911 call made by a woman who claims she witnessed the porn legend driving like a drunk person MORE
So last Friday, Amanda Bynes got super drunk and side-swiped a cop car, while trying to avoid it, because I'm guessing she wanted her DUI to be as ironic as it was hilarious (her lovely mugshot is below). Unfortunately, it happened on Good Friday, so everyone kind of just swept it into the 'To Mock' pile while we gorged ourselves on candy brought to us by a giant rabbit demon dressed as a pedophile. Anyway, Amanda's dad has stepped into proclaim MORE
You know, it took a while but I do believe this is the first celebrity DUI of the year. Which is kind of a shocker since I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen's blood is 80% heroin at this point, but I digress. Anyway, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were both arrested last night! He was found to be driving under the influence while Xtina was thrown in the drunk tank. Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 AM and booked at the West MORE
God I hope no one is a big enough nerd to beat me to that punch. Anyway, remember Alan Tudyk? He was on the super awesome but canceled Firefly, which was the show that launched thousands of nerd-boners, and consequently, twice that amount of nerd blue-balls. Anyhoo, he's been arrested for a DUI. Sad. Alan Tudyk -- best known for his role as Steve the pirate in the comedy Dodgeball -- was arrested on Sunday for suspicion of DUI. Tudyk was pulled MORE
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