Celebs being dumb at Coachella #1: Lindsay Lohan got drunk?

Lindsay Lohan

I don't know much about the history of Coachella, save to say that from its humble roots it's turned into the biggest collection of hipsters and various other rich and/or famous people pretending to be poor hippies. Oh, and there's music sometimes. Anyway, it's also offered us a new ongoing series for the week, which shall heretofore be known as 'Celebs Being Dumb at Coachella.' I know, great name. Anyway, in our first episode, we have Lindsay MORE

Justin Bieber: Arrested for DUI in Miami Beach!

Justin Bieber

Oh this was so bound to happen sooner or later ... Justin Bieber was arrested (after getting his party on at a club, pictured above) early this morning down in Miami Beach for DUI (drugs and alcohol use were suspected). At first Justin resisted arrest (of course he did) and cursed out the cops (of course he did), after they pulled him over for speeding when they realized he was drunk and high. Oh good times for Justin, whose passenger in his MORE

Watch Shia LaBeouf’s drunken apology

Shia LaBeouf

It's been a week or so since Shia LaBeouf rage-quit his career over everyone bashing him as a plagiarizing hack, and like all entitled douches, it didn't take him long to get himself in trouble all over again. Last night, TMZ got video of Shia headbutting a guy, because he's a badboy who doesn't play by your rules! And also he saw a video of Zinedine Zidane doing it once and presumably went "MINE!" Anyway, now Shia's apologizing for the whole MORE

Alexander Skarsgard got drunk; started cheerleading

Alexander Skarsgård

Figures, the one story of the day that doesn't feature any butts is the one about a guy whose butt we'd all like to see more of. Oh fate, you are truly a fickle douche. Anyway, here's a video (via Dlisted) of True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård who was apparently class-A drunk at a Swedish football game and used the opportunity to start cheerleading. Which really, if you're going to get drunk in public, you might as well be a fun drunk instead MORE

Lindsay Lohan got drunk-dialed by Dina Lohan?

Dina Lohan

Apparently, part of Lindsay Lohan's rehab therapy is that she needs to talk to her mother, presumably to tell her that she's a complete failure as a parent and that Lindsay would have been better off if she was raised by a hot water heater. Well, because everything Dina Lohan knows about motherhood was obtained from watching Teen Mom on a muted dive-bar TV, Dina ended up calling Lindsay up drunk during one of her therapy sessions. TMZ reports MORE

Reese Witherspoon: You’re about to find out who I am!

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth

As much as I loved Legally Blonde, I kinda lost a lot of respect for Reese Witherspoon when she decided to start slut-shaming Kim Kardashian at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, despite the fact that she was at an awards show best known for that one time Sacha Baron Cohen sat his ass in Eminem's face. So in a bit of ironic retribution, Reese and her husband got SMASHED last night, drove drunk into oncoming traffic, and when they eventually got pulled MORE

‘Twilight’ star Bronson Pelletier peed on LAX’s floor

Bronson Pelletier

A little while back, the story broke of Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier -- he plays "Jared" if that means anything to anyone -- getting massively wasted and peeing on the floor of LAX before getting arrested. Originally, we didn't bother posting it because who is Bronson Pelletier? Except now we have video of him whipping out his dangly bits (slightly NSFW) and peeing all over the rug while security politely waits behind him to arrest him. MORE

LeAnn Rimes sucked on ‘The X Factor,’ blames Carly Rose Sonenclar!

LeAnn Rimes and Carly Rose Sonenclar on 'The X Factor'

Last night was apparently the part one of the season finale of American Voice Factor or whatever it's called, and someone won something because they could sing, or maybe not? I don't know. I've given up on these kinds of shows. Anyway, LeAnn Rimes made an appearance to help thirteen-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar perform her song, "How Do I Live," and LeAnn ate total ass. Take a look: You know things are bad when the 13-year-old girl is MORE

Was Dina Lohan drunk on Dr. Phil?

Dina Lohan

Keep in mind, Dina Lohan is the woman who raised Lindsay Lohan -- and has convinced herself that both she and her daughter are perfect in every way -- and the same woman who once tried to run the long con on Carvel over a freakin' Cookiepuss. So of course when she sat down with Dr. Phil McGraw (the episode airs 9/17), the end-point for all white trash messes, Dina was a total white trash mess: Except now she's claiming that she wasn't MORE

Oh look, Christina Aguilera’s drunk again!

Christina Aguilera

Fun fact: Canadians don't celebrate Memorial weekend (except in Newfoundland and Labrador), but I'm assuming it has something to do with awesome barbecues and drinking with family and friends, right? Correct me if I'm wrong. Anyway, Christina Aguilera pretty much skipped on the barbecue part and went right for the drinking, stumbling out of a bar in Hollywood looking like death warmed over after a hangover. The Burlesque star looked wasted as MORE

Xtina got arrested for getting duh-RUNK!

Christina Aguilera and Matt Rutler

You know, it took a while but I do believe this is the first celebrity DUI of the year. Which is kind of a shocker since I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen's blood is 80% heroin at this point, but I digress. Anyway, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were both arrested last night! He was found to be driving under the influence while Xtina was thrown in the drunk tank. Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 AM and booked at the West MORE

Lady Gaga drinks the pain and weight away!

Lady Gaga

Ever wonder how Lady Gaga keeps her slim figure? Well, it turns out she's on something call the drunk diet, where she just drinks a ton of whiskey and this makes her skinny. Sure. Just like how she can stay alive without eating or crapping in a tiny egg for three straight days. She also talked about how she keeps in shape -- and gave a very interesting response: "I'm on the drunk diet," she said. Huh? "I live my life as I want to, and MORE

Kate Moss got her mess on at a sex shop!

Kate Moss

Katie, Katie, Katie ... supermodel Kate Moss may be back to her old antics according to a stunt she pulled last night at a London sex shop. Eyewitnesses watched her drunkenly stagger into the store, declare to the clerk that she was “so horny”, then she proceeded to demand a different sex toy for each day of the week. At one point she squirted strawberry flavored lube across the floor, played with a giant black dildo (even simulating MORE

Puck got wasted!


Because having to work on Glee with Lea Michele day in and day out would cause anyone to drink (I may or may not have taken a shot of Bailey's after typing her name), Mark Salling (Puck) apparently got super shitty over the weekend but blessedly managed to call a cab instead of driving under the influence. Gold star for you! Salling was letting loose after a pretty hectic week at the office -- and dude celebrated his first day off in three weeks MORE