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Links: Pics of Kate Moss drunk never disappoint!

November 4, 2011 4:50 PM by Michael Knudsen Comment Filed Under: Pop Nosh Tagged: , ,


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• Philipp Plein already wants to drop Lindsay Lohan from 2012 campaign? Oh No They Didn’t

• Here are twenty couples that seriously put Kim Kardashian’s marriage to shame! BuzzFeed

• OMG, her empire grows: Madonna to create scent and clothes for non-teens! OMG Blog

• Kate Moss gets wasted, parties until 3am, drinks three beers for breakfast! Cele|bitchy

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• Police: Justin Bieber may have been raped by woman claiming paternity! Rickey

• Reality stars Lauren Conrad and Derek Hough have ended their relationship I’m Not Obsessed

• OMG! Could there now be a Fraggle Rock movie in the works?! Allie Is Wired

• Questionable Marketing Campaign of the Day: Boy Scouts of America’s new ad! The Daily What

• Do you think Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hotness is back on the rise again? Hollywood Tuna

• Even tiny baby girls are totally infatuated with Johnny Depp! Seriously? OMG! WTF?

• Aubrey O’Day was spotted filming Celebrity Apprentice in New York yesterday! Caught On Set

• Chaz Bono is suing mad over early death estimations by some quack doctor! Celebrity Smack

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Oh look, Christina Aguilera’s drunk again!

May 30, 2011 11:02 AM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Musicians Tagged: ,

Fun fact: Canadians don’t celebrate Memorial weekend (except in Newfoundland and Labrador), but I’m assuming it has something to do with awesome barbecues and drinking with family and friends, right? Correct me if I’m wrong. Anyway, Christina Aguilera pretty much skipped on the barbecue part and went right for the drinking, stumbling out of a bar in Hollywood looking like death warmed over after a hangover.

The Burlesque star looked wasted as she staggered out of The Beverly while being supported by boyfriend Matthew Rutler. With her eyes half-closed and her red lipstick smudged, Aguilera, 30, wobbled in her platform shoes as she was guided carefully to a waiting car. Enjoying a night out with friends at the new trendy nightclub, the couple had been spotted earlier in the evening cuddling and canoodling but Christina appeared to have had one too many cocktails. SOURCE

Of course, no one can really judge someone for going out and having a couple drinks with friends, but considering she’s flubbed some pretty major gigs earlier this year and ended up passed out on Jeremy Renner‘s bed despite not even knowing the guy, she may want to consider easing up on the drinking. Either that or just start doing everything that Amy Winehouse is doing. Hey, if you’re gonna keep drinking, at least let it bring your art up a notch.

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Xtina got arrested for getting duh-RUNK!

March 1, 2011 7:44 AM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Musicians Tagged: , , , ,

You know, it took a while but I do believe this is the first celebrity DUI of the year. Which is kind of a shocker since I’m pretty sure Charlie Sheen‘s blood is 80% heroin at this point, but I digress. Anyway, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were both arrested last night! He was found to be driving under the influence while Xtina was thrown in the drunk tank.

Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 AM and booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s substation on a misdemeanor charge. On the booking report, Aguilera was listed at 5’2″ and 100 pounds. Aguilera’s 25-year-old boyfriend Matthew Rutler was also arrested last night at the same time for a misdemeanor offense. According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Rutler’s bail was set at $30,000. Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care of herself.” However, the source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.” SOURCE

Before you all get hot and bothered over Christina getting drunk, may I point out the part that says she’s 5’2 and 100 pounds? Seriously, poor girl probably just decided to go all out and have a thimble-full of tequila while partying it up with Smurfette or something. That blue bitch will smurf the shit out of you for a cosmo.

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Lady Gaga drinks the pain and weight away!

February 18, 2011 12:02 PM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Lady Gaga Tagged: , , ,

Ever wonder how Lady Gaga keeps her slim figure? Well, it turns out she’s on something call the drunk diet, where she just drinks a ton of whiskey and this makes her skinny. Sure. Just like how she can stay alive without eating or crapping in a tiny egg for three straight days.

She also talked about how she keeps in shape — and gave a very interesting response: “I’m on the drunk diet,” she said.

Huh?

“I live my life as I want to, and creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working. But the deal is I’ve got to work out every day and I work out hung over if I am hung over. And it’s about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga …” SOURCE

Of course, this sounds barely plausible, until you realize that whiskey contains absolutely no nutritive value and Gaga’s boyfriend Luc Carl happens to own the site that pimps out the drunk diet. Then it sounds like total bullshit. Want to know how to be skinny? Fucking self-control, dumbass. And last time I checked, being a raging alcoholic is the polar opposite of self-control.

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Kate Moss got her mess on at a sex shop!

February 14, 2011 11:24 AM by Allen Piatt Comment Filed Under: Models Tagged: ,

Katie, Katie, Katie … supermodel Kate Moss may be back to her old antics according to a stunt she pulled last night at a London sex shop. Eyewitnesses watched her drunkenly stagger into the store, declare to the clerk that she was “so horny”, then she proceeded to demand a different sex toy for each day of the week. At one point she squirted strawberry flavored lube across the floor, played with a giant black dildo (even simulating felatio), passed out, woke back up and then proceeded to the register where she sniffed poppers. In her defense who hasn’t been so drunk that they pass out in a random store and then wake back up and proceed to the check out like nothing even happened! I mean we’ve all been there, right? As for huffing poppers, clearly the girl was horny, if they didn’t want her to use the products they shouldn’t have placed them so close to the register, especially it being KATE MOSS (girl loves her some drugs, duh).

This stunt comes close after her disappointment at learning she and boyfriend Jamie Hince of The Kills can’t get married in Paris as planned. To obtain a “celibacy license” which is required by French law to marry, the two would have to reside in France for at least 40 days, apparently an impossible feat to perform … even though she probably already has work lined up at Paris Fashion Week in March, and it’s roughly only more than a month to have to stay, but yeah. Totally impossible. Oh, I forgot, hotel fare is sooo expensive and it’s not like her bestie John Paul Gaultier would offer her free lodging.

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Puck got wasted!

January 26, 2011 7:44 AM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Actors Tagged: , ,

Because having to work on Glee with Lea Michele day in and day out would cause anyone to drink (I may or may not have taken a shot of Bailey’s after typing her name), Mark Salling (Puck) apparently got super shitty over the weekend but blessedly managed to call a cab instead of driving under the influence. Gold star for you!

Salling was letting loose after a pretty hectic week at the office — and dude celebrated his first day off in three weeks by partying with a bunch of friends … who ALL insisted on keeping the streets safe by cabbing it home. SOURCE

Yay for him and yay for calling a cab instead of doing something reckless, like going on a coke-fueled car chase or running over a baby. God knows if Lea had her way she’d make a crippled orphan give her a piggy back home. “Oh come on, lift with your legs. What do you mean they’re broken? Oh boohoo, go cry about it to your mom.”

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