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This morning, we talked about how a drug dealer claiming to be Lindsay Lohan's former dealer allegedly had to dump her as a client because she did too many drugs. Well, here's a report from RadarOnline, claiming that Lindsay tried to invite one of her dealers to rehab because rehab is stupid you guys, she doesn't even need it, she's fine, she's LINDSAY LOHAN: BESTEST ACTRESS EVER! “Lindsay advised Betty Ford that she wanted to invite a male MORE
During her Piers Morgan interview a couple weeks back, Lindsay Lohan claimed that she only did cocaine a few times and that she doesn't need rehab, even though she flew across the country to escape court-appointed rehab because she didn't want to quit smoking and taking Adderall. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch like that. Anyway, RadarOnline has an interview with a drug dealer who alleges that not only did Lindsay buy a crap-load of drugs from MORE
Ever since the judge in her case realized that there's no such thing as lockdown rehab and sentenced her to go to actual rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been adamant that not only does she not need professional help, but that she desperately needs Adderall enough that she'll fly across the country and risk jail time if it means a little more time with her pills. (See how those two statements completely contradict each other? Well, then congratulations MORE
Ever since she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan's biggest concern has been the fact that she can't take Adderall, which she believes she needs control her ADD (and possibly to suppress her appetite and keep her freckled-ass skinny). Well, turns out the Betty Ford Center isn't all that cool with the fact that she's using a highly-addictive pill for sh!ts and giggles, so they cut her off and switched her to a less addictive form of the drug without MORE
According to more than a few rumors floating around, Adderall seems to be the big reason as to why Lindsay Lohan went from being one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood to being the person best-known for nearly hitting a baby with her car amongst her many other messy escapades. Apparently, the doctors over at the Betty Ford Center seem to agree because after a little discussion, they've decided to take away Lindsay's Adderall away and put her MORE
Lindsay Lohan, whose most known for her amazing judgment and moderation, sat down for an interview with Piers Morgan about her rehab stint and her history of f**king up royally in public. To his credit, Piers does the best he can with her, but she decided to use the opportunity to try and convince us that she was never much of a drinker (HA!) and that she only did cocaine maybe four times. The best parts from The Daily Mail ... Do you think MORE
Justin Bieber's very special train wreck tour of 2013 decided to make a pit stop in Stockholm, Sweden, where cops immediately swarmed Justin's tour bus and found narcotics (marijuana) and a taser. Oh, if only we had known that the vast majority of child stars grow up to be severely damaged adults with no grasp of reality or sense of responsibility for their actions! TMZ reports... We're told cops searched the bus in the parking garage of the MORE
Some of you might remember Vikram Chatwal, the wealthy hotelier who Lindsay Lohan was caught macking on a few years ago. Well, he was arrested two days ago for attempting to bring a ton of drugs with him on a plane. Yeah, that sounds like someone who's friends with LiLo. TMZ reports... Multi-millionaire hotel owner Vikram Chatwal -- who's been close with Lindsay Lohan since 2011 -- has been arrested in Florida ... TMZ has learned ... after MORE
Now granted, we're not rehab specialists. We don't know how specifically to treat people with substance abuse issues, but if we had to guess, it probably doesn't help to let your patients have access to all the Adderall they want. Except when Lindsay Lohan accepted her plea deal so that she could go to imaginary Lockdown Rehab, she only did so with the caveat that she could still take Adderall, because that doesn't sound stupid at all. TMZ MORE
When a major celebrity is taken down in disgrace, there's only one place they can go: Oprah Winfrey's couch, where they will be judged for their sins. Say what you will about Oprah, but you cannot B.S. that woman. She sees through your lies, and if you don't come out with the truth right away, she will silently shame you until you crumble into a pile of a former man. So of course, after Lance Armstrong was publicly disgraced and stripped of his MORE
Sons of Anarchy is one of those shows that's critically acclaimed, wonderfully written, and I never watch it because I don't have cable and international copyright law prevents me from streaming it on HULU, so I have to wait a year for it to come out on DVD, and by then everything is spoiled and yadda yadda yadda Americans have all the good TV. Anyway, Johnny Lewis, who played Half-Sack on the show and dated Katy Perry a few years ago, died MORE
TMZ is reporting that Fiona Apple was arrested last night at a border stop in Texas. Her tour bus was stopped for inspection in Sierra Blanca, Texas and the police found hash. If you're like me and never really understood what hashish is, it's supposedly marijuana at higher concentration levels. Right now the singer is being held at Hudspeth County Jail. Twitter is inundated with jokes about Fiona's arrest. People are borrowing lyrics from MORE
In the latest installment of Shia LaBeouf's ongoing (and highly annoying) series, "No, Seriously You Guys, I'm A Serious Artist", Shia claims that in order to get into character for a new movie (The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman), he actually dropped LSD (because his character does in the film), which I'm sure didn't end up with him curled up around a toilet throwing up while all of his ex-boyfriends screamed at him. (That may or may not MORE
I've been trying to ignore the whole 'Lisa Robin Kelly allegedly beat up her roommate' fiasco that's been brewing, mostly because when your biggest credit is playing Eric Forman's (Topher Grace) sister on a show that was cancelled years ago, as well as looking like a total Faces of Meth girl, there really isn't that much I can go on for laughs. That being said, Laurie (who are we kidding, she'll always be Laurie, not Lisa) decided to release a MORE
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