You know who is the most unstable, murderous group of people you never want to piss off? Teenage girls. I swear to God, I think like 90% of the angry emails I get are from teenage girls who don't understand that stretching the truth until it becomes laughable and ridiculous is how a joke works. Unfortunately, teenage girls also don't understand that threatening to kill someone or telling them that they hope they die constitutes a death threat. So MORE