Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison: Working it out?

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison

It's been exactly a week since the news first broke that Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden were separating, which ... well d'uh. Of course they would. But apparently, sometime in the seven days between then and now, Courtney and Doug must have realized that they were the best each other could do, both romantically and professionally, so now they might be back on. Via RadarOnline ... Heartbroken that Stodden, 19, opted to become “legally MORE

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison officially split

Courtney Stodden

Last Friday, a rumor started going around that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were officially splitting up, which is probably for the best; I'm assuming Doug's warranty on his Famewhores R' Us teen bride unit was up anyway. Well, Courtney and Doug have officially announced their separation to The Daily Mail, the last legitimate news site willing to pretend these two are famous. After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug MORE

Separating: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

UPDATE: It's official, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are getting a divorce. I know, I know, we all thought teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were going to last forever. But like the sweetest rose, or Courtney's rapidly decaying black market breast implants, everything eventually withers away and turns into a sagging necrotic pile of misery, and so it is that Courtney and Doug are allegedly going to split up after three MORE

Surprise! Courtney Stodden may release her sex tape!

Courtney Stodden

In case you were under the impression that Courtney Stodden would tell the world she had a sex tape and then not release it for money and attention, Courtney is now thinking about releasing it for money and attention. It's the classic example of Chekhov's Gun, except instead of a gun, it's a crappy video of a Q-list celebrity flicking the bean. RadarOnline reports ... “There is that saying ‘never say never,’” the 18-year-old, who in MORE

Courtney Stodden: I made a sex tape!

Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE

Courtney Stodden is ‘The Corpse Bride’

Courtney Stodden

I remember the first time we reported on Courtney Stodden. It was about two years ago, and despite the fact that she did absolutely nothing and was only famous for marrying a 50-year-old guy (Doug Hutchison) for money and attention, while demanding tens of thousands of dollars for interviews, even though stupid teenagers are like a dime a dozen. Anyway, ever since she first became pseudo-famous, we've been waiting for the day she turned to porn, MORE

Meet Courtney Stodden’s ‘long lost sister’ Courtina …

Courtney Stodden

Because it's not like she really has anything else to do with her time, here's teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden doing some sort of a Mexican-Russian accent and calling herself Courtina. Fittingly enough, Courtina means "curtains" in Spanish, so draw your own conclusions from that one. And I think this one might just be my imagination, but does it look like Courtney put on some dark makeup for this or something? Because I'm MORE

Courtney Stodden wants to do ‘tasteful’ nudity

I'm warning you right now, it's probably not a good idea to read this one with a mouthful of coffee or any other liquid, as the high "OH BITCH PLEASE" content of this post will likely result in a spit-take. Have you swallowed? Good, moving on. On the final episode of Couples Therapy, teen bride Courtney Stodden and her mom Krista Keller sat down with Dr. Jenn to discuss Courtney's career in porn, where Courtney revealed that she'd only do MORE

Courtney Stodden and Nik Richie hate each other

Courtney Stodden and Nik Richie

Since Courtney Stodden has hijacked VH1's lame reality show Couples Therapy and has essentially turned it into a show about a teenage prostitute whose only contribution to society is banging doughy inbred morons (in your face, Teen Mom!) her co-star, Nik Richie, isn't too thrilled with her, and the two of them have started sniping at each other in the press. RadarOnline reports ... As RadarOnline exclusively reported, on Saturday Hutchison's MORE

Courtney Stodden’s mom explains how she ruined her daughter

At this point, they really should just rename VH1's Couples Therapy as "No, Seriously, What Is Courtney Stodden's Problem?" because seriously, what happened there? What is the exact formula for parental failure that results in that? Well, after Courtney's mother, Krista Keller, somehow ended up on the show (let's just pretend this wasn't her plan all along) she sat down with Dr. Jenn to specify how exactly she completely failed as a mother. Via MORE

Courtney Stodden is giving relationship advice?

Teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden is really the last person who should be giving advice on anything, unless you need to know how to fake a pederast relationship for attention. So apparently, RadarOnline decided to ask Courtney for advice for fourteen-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winters and her rumored, eighteen-year-old boyfriend. No, it's totally cool how you're letting Courtney trivialize a teenagers pain for the sake of page MORE

Courtney Stodden’s mom wants her own show

Courtney Stodden and Krista Keller

Yeah, remember how I popped open a bottle of champagne after hearing about how Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were given Das Boot from VH1's Couples Therapy because Courtney was basically jump-starting pedophiles? Well, I may have been a tad early on that one, because not only are Courtney and Doug back, but they brought Courtney's mom, Krista Keller, with them, and of course she's already angling for her own reality television show. Via MORE

Courtney and Doug got kicked off ‘Couples Therapy’

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

At this point, Courtney Stodden's only source of income and attention is from VH1's Couples Therapy, you would figure that Courtney would hold onto that like velcro. Except last night, Courtney and her creepy husband/father Doug Hutchison were kicked off the show after Courtney refused to dress her own age. Also, something about how Courtney is this generation's Erin Brockovich? I don't know. (Side note: Fun drinking game! Take a shot every time MORE

Courtney Stodden: I have saved many lives!

When you think of a hero, who do you think of? The soldiers over seas who fight for freedom? The police who keep our streets safe? The firemen who run into burning buildings to save people? HA! No. The real hero is teen famewhore Courtney Stodden, who saves lives and keeps this great country safe by dressing like a prostitute, even though all those pinko commie bastards out there say stuff like "Wait, aren't you a teenager? How is that legal?" or MORE