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Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE
I remember the first time we reported on Courtney Stodden. It was about two years ago, and despite the fact that she did absolutely nothing and was only famous for marrying a 50-year-old guy (Doug Hutchison) for money and attention, while demanding tens of thousands of dollars for interviews, even though stupid teenagers are like a dime a dozen. Anyway, ever since she first became pseudo-famous, we've been waiting for the day she turned to porn, MORE
Because it's not like she really has anything else to do with her time, here's teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden doing some sort of a Mexican-Russian accent and calling herself Courtina. Fittingly enough, Courtina means "curtains" in Spanish, so draw your own conclusions from that one. And I think this one might just be my imagination, but does it look like Courtney put on some dark makeup for this or something? Because I'm MORE
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I'm warning you right now, it's probably not a good idea to read this one with a mouthful of coffee or any other liquid, as the high "OH BITCH PLEASE" content of this post will likely result in a spit-take. Have you swallowed? Good, moving on. On the final episode of Couples Therapy, teen bride Courtney Stodden and her mom Krista Keller sat down with Dr. Jenn to discuss Courtney's career in porn, where Courtney revealed that she'd only do MORE
Since Courtney Stodden has hijacked VH1's lame reality show Couples Therapy and has essentially turned it into a show about a teenage prostitute whose only contribution to society is banging doughy inbred morons (in your face, Teen Mom!) her co-star, Nik Richie, isn't too thrilled with her, and the two of them have started sniping at each other in the press. RadarOnline reports ... As RadarOnline exclusively reported, on Saturday Hutchison's MORE
At this point, they really should just rename VH1's Couples Therapy as "No, Seriously, What Is Courtney Stodden's Problem?" because seriously, what happened there? What is the exact formula for parental failure that results in that? Well, after Courtney's mother, Krista Keller, somehow ended up on the show (let's just pretend this wasn't her plan all along) she sat down with Dr. Jenn to specify how exactly she completely failed as a mother. Via MORE
Teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden is really the last person who should be giving advice on anything, unless you need to know how to fake a pederast relationship for attention. So apparently, RadarOnline decided to ask Courtney for advice for fourteen-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winters and her rumored, eighteen-year-old boyfriend. No, it's totally cool how you're letting Courtney trivialize a teenagers pain for the sake of page MORE
Yeah, remember how I popped open a bottle of champagne after hearing about how Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were given Das Boot from VH1's Couples Therapy because Courtney was basically jump-starting pedophiles? Well, I may have been a tad early on that one, because not only are Courtney and Doug back, but they brought Courtney's mom, Krista Keller, with them, and of course she's already angling for her own reality television show. Via MORE
At this point, Courtney Stodden's only source of income and attention is from VH1's Couples Therapy, you would figure that Courtney would hold onto that like velcro. Except last night, Courtney and her creepy husband/father Doug Hutchison were kicked off the show after Courtney refused to dress her own age. Also, something about how Courtney is this generation's Erin Brockovich? I don't know. (Side note: Fun drinking game! Take a shot every time MORE
When you think of a hero, who do you think of? The soldiers over seas who fight for freedom? The police who keep our streets safe? The firemen who run into burning buildings to save people? HA! No. The real hero is teen famewhore Courtney Stodden, who saves lives and keeps this great country safe by dressing like a prostitute, even though all those pinko commie bastards out there say stuff like "Wait, aren't you a teenager? How is that legal?" or MORE
You know, you'd figure that the marriage between the teenager who looks like a forty-something stripper and the fifty-one-year old would be a match made in heaven, but it turns out ... not so much. Apparently, it's gotten to the point where Courtney Stodden sometimes forgets that she's married, although to be fair, if I was shacked up with Doug Hutchison, I'd like to forget that too. Via TooFab ... 52-year-old Doug Hutchison's wife, who was MORE
Courtney Stodden is primarily known for her talent, ability and- nah, I'm just kidding. She shacked up with a guy in his fifties while she was still a minor and then started dabbling in softcore porn. And on the new season of VH1's Couples Therapy, Courtney finally reveals why she dresses and acts like a porn star even though back then it would have been illegal: Attention. Oh, and also something about comfort, but yeah, like she wears seven MORE
Soooooo ... Courtney Stodden was sixteen years old when she met the 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. Where do you think they would meet? If you said the internet, then congratulations! Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat over there. Access Hollywood reports: The pair spoke about how their love blossomed on Monday’s Access Hollywood Live, revealing that they began their courtship online. “We didn’t meet [right away], I think it was six MORE
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