Prince William and Kate Middleton Barbies?!

Mattel Inc. has announced plans for yet another royal pain in the ass, Prince William and Kate Middleton dolls to be sold this April in a duo set. The newest additions to the Barbie Collector Series will come fully dressed in their appropriate wedding attire even down to the tiny tiara atop Middleton’s head. Pre-orders are already rolling in, and with a price tag of a hundred bucks this is definitely a moment for non-doll collectors to pull out their barf bags. As if the commemorative plates, coins, replicas and all the other miscellaneous oddities weren’t bad enough, now there’s a Barbie to celebrate … what exactly? Overkill? Someone else’s wedding? Right, really good choice Mattel!

Prince Charles and Kate Middleton

Have you seen the creepy Kate Middleton doll?

I do think Kate Middleton and Prince William make a great couple (she’s totally gorgeous, he’s fairly handsome), and I’ll admit to being semi-curious to see photos from their upcoming fancy nuptials (I’m dying to see the dress she wears) taking place over in London in just a few weeks on April 29th. But all this wedding memorabilia for sale is seriously out of control, who’s going to buy that crap? Case in point, the new doll dubbed ‘Princess Catherine’ (pictured below) modeled after Ms. Middleton (her eyes are beyond demonic, she’s freaking me out) not only is this an awful attempt at a collectible doll, but who would want this?! Obviously people are trying to make a few quick bucks off the royal wedding yet they will probably end up peddling this stuff to the local bargain bin stores. If for some bizarre reason you’re really itching to get your hands on some of this junk, hold off for now, deep discounts are coming next month.

Kate Middleton - Princess Catherine Doll

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