Chris Brown is sellling puppies now? Fantastic

Despite the fact that there are currently thousands of pit bull puppies, as well as other dogs, in animal shelters and rescue homes looking for a good home, Chris Brown decided that you should be paying him $1,000 for a puppy, instead of going to an animal shelter and saving one yourself for next to nothing. This is happening and we are all worse people for allowing it to be. From Hollywood.com:

Brown put seven puppies up for sale at the web site www.cbbreeds.webs.com. The price tag? $1,000 per pooch. And the dogs are pretty darn adorable, with names like Precious, Pretty, Music and Beauty. Sure, Brown hasn’t had the best track record with dogs. Last year, he was accused of racing dogs in the hallway of his West Hollywood complex after residents complained he was “the neighbor from hell.”

Now, I’m not saying that all breeders are inherently bad. Some are responsible, treat the dogs well, and are well-trained with handling and caring for dogs in both a nurturing and medical sense. Now what are the chances Chris is one of those kinds of people? Well, here’s a hint: someone asked him about his history of domestic violence during an interview, a question that his reps greenlit themselves, and his reaction was to storm off the set, throw a chair at a window, rip off his shirt, and storm through the streets of New York City. But yes, I’m sure he’s a great breeder.

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Uggie is Nintendo’s new spokesdog!

Presented ALMOST without comment because OMG … Uggie, Mario and video games! I JUST PEED.

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Here’s Dwayne Johnson kissing an adorably tiny dog

It’s a ridiculously slow news day right now, so I’m filling the void with some man-pretty in the form of Dwayne Johnson kissing a super cute chihuahua because it warms the tiny, frozen space where everyone says my heart is supposed to go. I know people are all like “oh but chihuahua’s are yappy, annoying little rat dogs!” but those people are awful. Chihuahuas are tiny bundles of shivering joy and anyone who says otherwise can spread butter on my butt and take a bite.

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Oh look, it’s Khloé Kardashian on a scooter!

I know that headline was a total cheap shot at Khloé Kardashian but I just couldn’t help myself, it’s actually a Briard (and cuter than Khloé) riding a scooter! That dog looks massive, just like Khloé, in all her wookie famewhore glory. As much fun as it is to knock the Kardashians, I actually enjoy their reality shows, they’re definitely one of my guiltiest pleasures. After something is hammered into your head long enough, it’s bound to grow on you, I can thank E! and producer Ryan Seacrest for this travesty!

Norman the Briard

Norman the Briard has been wowing Americans with his remarkable ability to ride a scooter upright. The twenty month old dog from Canton, Georgia, has been riding his scooter since he was a pup and first perfected his trick in the back garden of owner Karen Cobb’s home early last year. His upright ability has caught the attention of David Letterman and Norman and Karen appeared on the comedian’s Late Show in February. Entertaining the Cobb family who live in Canton, Georgia, Norman is set to become a national star.

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