Miley Cyrus is getting porn offers!

Miley Cyrus

What, you thought Miley Cyrus could show up for all of thirty seconds in a music video with a porn star WITHOUT being offered a contract? HA! No. Anyway, following the music video for "Decisions" with DJ Borgore and Jessie Andrews, TMZ reports the people behind sex.com (that domain name must have sure cost an arm and a leg) have offered Miley a million bucks for a naked make-out session. HA! Silly sex.com people. Don't they know that millionaires MORE

DJ Borgore’s music video with Miley Cyrus and a pornstar!

DJ Borgore and Miley Cyrus "Decisions"

Yup, Miley Cyrus and pornstar Jessie Andrews. Hey, why not right? Anyway, after Israeli DJ Borgore's track "Decisions" hit the web a few months ago (with Miley on vocals), the video has finally arrived, featuring ... cake. Lots and lots of cake. Honestly, there's something about the song's weirdly literal cake metaphors that makes me think of it as the dubstep version of "MacArthur Park". At least he was smart enough not to leave his cake out in MORE

Miley Cyrus cast porn star Jessie Andrews in her music video

Jessie Andrews and Miley Cyrus

In related news, Miley Cyrus still makes music? Really? Huh, how 'bout that? Anyway, Miley recorded a new song with DJ Borgore, and the two of them decided to cast twenty-year-old porn star Jessie Andrews in the music video, because SUCK IT DISNEY. TMZ reports ... The video was shot a couple weeks ago at Beacher's Madhouse in Hollywood -- for Miley's new song "Decisions" with Israeli DJ Borgore. Sources close to production tell TMZ, the song's MORE