Kelsey and Camille Grammer are speeding right along with court proceedings according to various news sources and court documents, and none too soon as Kelsey is scheduled to tie the knot with new fiancée Kayte Walsh on February 25th. The divorce decree will be final after financial statements between the warring duo are signed and notarized, which sets the end of their marriage at sometime this upcoming week, unless Camille throws yet another wrench in the gears …

The soon to be ex is making damn sure that she gets her fair share, elongating the legal process several times now in order to see financial documents and to calm her qualms over property allotments and pension plans. Team Kelsey asserts all assets have been accounted for and reported and hopes for a speedy trial (he’s probably thinking about that ALREADY PLANNED $100,000 ceremony).

Kelsey sure put all his eggs in one basket for this one, his engagement with 29-year-old flight attendant Kayte went public months ago and the wedding date is strikingly premature, there’s roughly only two weeks and change left until the fated day is upon us  and the divorce is yet to be finalized. He recently appeared on Live with Regis and Kelly, claiming that he “needed more love” and met Kayte at the right time. We all need a little bit more love, but maybe getting married four times isn’t the solution.

Camille’s been busy too, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and one time Playboy model appeared on Howard Stern’s radio show (and logically), she plans to go after the couples roughly $120 million in shared assets, which include 25 vehicles, really? 25? Oh, I forgot sometimes you need a car to match what you’re wearing that day. Also on the show she implied Kelsey had a thing for cross dressing, I mean what 55 year old man doesn’t like putting a dress on? She appeared on Lopez Tonight as well, claiming she didn’t want to marry again and wasn’t dating yet. If I had $60 million in assets coming I wouldn’t be in a rush either.

In the ensuing weeks we’ll be sure to hear a lot more about this, one of the nastiest divorces in years. One question though; why haven’t the obnoxiously loaded people of the world gotten hip to the concept of a pre-nup yet? Sure it may make you seem like a tight-wad, distrusting money monger, but you’ll be the richer for it!