Kris and Bruce Jenner are getting divorced

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner announced their separation nearly a year ago, but they've only filed for divorce recently because Bruce took his sweet-ass time putting together the banishing spell. This is why it pays to stock up on Eye of Newt and Deadly Nightshade in advance, Bruce. Anyway, turns out the spell must have worked because they've both filed petitions and their splitting their assets, which must have been like trying to move half of MORE

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are probably getting divorced

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were a couple I never really understood. Mariah Carey is a singer whose career has spanned 26 years and who is recognized the world over. Nick Cannon was in a movie about high school drum bands, and he'd be lucky to get recognized in a Walgreen's. I don't get it. Well, either way, it looks like they're getting divorced now, and Nick has already been put under a muzzle order. TMZ reports... Nick is barred from MORE

Place Your Bets: How long will Kim & Kanye’s marriage last?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

I'll be honest, I debated about which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding story I was going to run with -- since this thing will, without a doubt, churn about two weeks' worth of famewhoring, I limited myself to only one Kimye piece a day. You're welcome I guess? -- and there were more than a few to pick from. I very nearly went with the one about how the other Kardashians ran their brother out of the wedding because he was too fat, but then I MORE

Gwyneth and Chris’ ‘conscious uncoupling’ is going well?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Ever since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin split up -- None of that 'conscious uncoupling' crap. You guys had a good run, but you just couldn't make it work. You split up. That's it. -- they've been trying as hard as they can to play nice for the media and not turn this thing into a big media circus. So here comes RadarOnline to say that things are starting to get ugly behind the scenes, and that their "conscious uncoupling" has now upgraded to MORE

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are getting a divorce

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton

This just in ... musician Robin Thicke and actress Paula Patton announced they will be getting a divorce after nine years of marriage which produced one son. Here's more via People magazine ... Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are ending their longtime marriage. "We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time," the singer and the actress told People on Monday in an exclusive MORE

Links: Hilary Duff is ready to get single and mingle!

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie

→ Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie have decided to separate after three years of marriage! SOW → Sarah Jessica Parker thinks 'there is one last chapter to tell' for Sex & the City Celebitchy → Has Cameron Diaz's skin improved because of ditching dairy products or dodgy men? Bohomoth → Anne Hathaway and Adam Shulman were surfing when Anne got caught in a riptide! The Blemish → Lena Dunham doesn’t care if you don’t want MORE

Khloe Kardashian finally filed for divorce

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Well, we all knew this was coming, so don't be surprised: Khloe Kardashian has finally filed for divorce from Lamar Odom on Friday the 13th of all days. Or more accurately, she's divorcing the sickly crack monster her husband turned into. TMZ reports ... Khloe Kardashian has just filed court documents to divorce Lamar Odom and restore her name -- TMZ has learned. As we first told you, Khloe planned to pull the trigger today on her 4-year MORE

Khloe Kardashian might be divorcing Lamar Odom

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Considering how Lamar Odom has spent the better part of this year living away from Khloe Kardashian, and occasionally rapping about how awesome it is to cheat on her while smoking crack, you'd figure that she wouldn't be willing to put up with his sh!t for too much longer. And you'd be absolutely right, because according to TMZ, she's stopped wearing her wedding ring and she may even finally be divorcing him ... The pictures tell the story ... MORE

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison officially split

Courtney Stodden

Last Friday, a rumor started going around that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were officially splitting up, which is probably for the best; I'm assuming Doug's warranty on his Famewhores R' Us teen bride unit was up anyway. Well, Courtney and Doug have officially announced their separation to The Daily Mail, the last legitimate news site willing to pretend these two are famous. After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug MORE

Separating: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

UPDATE: It's official, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are getting a divorce. I know, I know, we all thought teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were going to last forever. But like the sweetest rose, or Courtney's rapidly decaying black market breast implants, everything eventually withers away and turns into a sagging necrotic pile of misery, and so it is that Courtney and Doug are allegedly going to split up after three MORE

Kim Kardashian is trying to get Khloé to divorce Lamar

Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian

It just wouldn't feel like a complete day if Kim Kardashian wasn't being horribly awful to a blood relative for the sake of her own career, so here's a story from RadarOnline about how Kim is trying to get Khloé Kardashian to divorce her husband, Lamar Odom because Kim feels he's ruining their brand. In related news, Kim thinks she had a brand that can be ruined. “Khloé was at momager Kris Jenner‘s house, and Kim just lit into her about MORE

Kris Jenner wants Khloé to divorce Lamar!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Khloé Kardashian's marriage has been circling the toilet for the past few months, and it's getting to the point where divorce kind of seems imminent. So of course, Kris Jenner is trying to convince Khloé that divorcing Lamar Odom is the best solution here, but not because she thinks the two of them would be happier this way. Oh no, that would be too altruistic. No, Kris wants them to divorce because she's worried about her MORE

Kris Jenner won’t let Khloe Kardashian get a divorce!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Last week, Kris Jenner told everyone that Khloé Kardashian wasn't getting divorced from Lamar Odom, despite the fact that he allegedly cheated on her and stories have been circulating about him for months now. Well, it turns out Kris may have put the horse before the cart on that one, because she's now demanding that Khloé not get divorced. Or at the very least, to save it for sweeps week because come on, it's August. These are the dead months. MORE

Kris Jenner: Khloe Kardashian isn’t getting a divorce!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

It's been almost two years since the Kardashians orchestrated their last divorce for the sake of attention, and since their staff writers can't write any new plot lines for Kim now that she hasn't lost enough pregnancy weight to be out in public again, I guess they figured they could brush off a plot line from a couple seasons ago. Anyway, Kris Jenner is telling TMZ that Khloé Kardashian isn't getting a divorce from Lamar Odom, which is kind of MORE