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After a year and a half of watching them drag it out, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce has been finalized, which means Kim can now move on to fake marrying some other rich guy for attention and money. Yay! No one learned anything! TMZ reports ... Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman ... because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing ... and we've learned Kris walked away with MORE
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So it turns out, famewhore Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still fighting over whether or not Kim basically duped the poor dope into a short fake sham marriage for the sake of her dumb reality television show. Granted, most people could easily figure this out by looking at Kim and going, "Oh, yeah, that's right: We're talking about a Kardashian here," but instead, Kris and Kim are going about their divorce (or annulment if Kris has his way) MORE
Yesterday, Kris Humphries' legal team tried to keep Kim Kardashian and her lawyers from speeding through her divorce by reminding everyone that just because Kim got knocked up by her rebound, doesn't mean he has to do anything. So last night, Kim got a note from her doctors claiming that the stress from her divorce was putting her pregnancy at risk. I'm sure those two things have nothing in common. TMZ reports ... Sources familiar with the MORE
UPDATE: It's not a rumor anymore ... Bethenny Frankel, Jason Hoppy Separating After Two Years of Marriage There's a new rumor out claiming that Bethenny Frankel is getting ready to divorce her husband Jason Hoppy! I'm a little surprised, but not really! The two have been married for almost three years and have one daughter, Bryn. I thought Jason was a great catch, but I think she's probably a difficult person to be with, he might actually be MORE
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Call me crazy, but when someone tells you, "Sure, I'd love to marry you, but I'm in the middle of my second divorce right now, soooo ... yeah." That's a RED flag, right? That's not marriage material, unless you happen to be a divorce lawyer. But whatever. Point is, HuffPo is reporting that Kanye West is planning on making a dishonest woman out of Kim Kardashian just as soon as her divorce is settled, which is sort of like dumping your life MORE
Earlier today, a rumor went around that Jessica Simpson's dad had come out of the closet as gay and that he (age 54) had shacked up with a 20-year-old boy toy. And oh, how we laughed and laughed, because that was pretty far out there. But then here comes the story that Joe Simpson and his wife Tina Simpson have filed for divorce, and all of a sudden it's like ... oh. Okay, work. TMZ reports ... Tina filed the papers in Texas last month, MORE
Every once in a while, the stars line up in such a way that a reporter will get a pretty major scoop and not even know it. Sorta like what happened to a reporter from C Magazine who just so happened to interview Katie Holmes, one day before she filed for divorce from Tom Cruise! That is some super sweet timing no matter how you play it. From WWD: Elle isn’t the only magazine with good timing on its side. C Magazine shot Holmes for its MORE
Barely a week after Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise in order to keep her daughter Suri Cruise off of Scientology's magical brain-washing/slavery cruise ship bonanza (no homos allowed) it looks like the two have finally reached an agreement. Namely: Katie is taking the kid and running and Tom will continue being delusional. People magazine reports: "The case has been settled and the agreement has been signed. We are thrilled for MORE
By now you probably no most of the story, so for the sake of glossing over it as quickly as possible: Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise because no self-respecting mother would ever let her infant go away on a magical, unsupervised cult cruise. Caught up? Good. Anyway, that old Hollywood divorce chestnut, the prenup, is coming into play, and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing is airtight and Katie won't be seeing a dime out of Tom. But you MORE
When Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise and immediately went for the legal jugular that is "sole custody", everyone immediately assumed that it was because Katie didn't want Tom putting Suri through Scientology's Super Special Fun Time In No Way Brainwashing Cruise where Suri would be taught about the religion. Well, ding ding ding! Congrats on winning gold in the D'uhlympics! Via TMZ: Sea Org, as it is known, is where the highest MORE
I momentarily considered titling this post "Tom Cruise got rid of his beard," but then I realized it was too on the nose I don't like getting sued HAHA! What a hilarious joke that is completely untrue! (But seriously, first amendment! Parody! Please don't sue us!) Anyway, after five years of marriage, it looks like the couple is filing divorce (on a Friday, before an upcoming national holiday distraction). Or more accurately, Katie Holmes filed MORE
I don't know who either of these people are, but they're attractive, newly single, and it's the top story on every news site ever right now, so I might as well tell you all that Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth are both back on the market after filing for divorce after eleven years of marriage. Access Hollywood reports: “While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children,” the couple MORE
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