Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher: Friends again?

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher

If you completely forgot about the time Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore split up, here's a refresher: Ashton Kutcher allegedly cheated on Demi with a bunch of random floozies, and then Demi had a breakdown and started doing whip-its. But apparently, everyone saw this as a viable relationship and assumed they were getting back together after the two of them were spotted together last night, except now they're just back to being civil to each other. MORE

Links: Demi Moore wants Ashton Kutcher’s PIN number!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

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Links: Meet Demi Moore’s new man Vito Schnabel

Demi Moore and Vito Schnabel

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Demi Moore was eating Miley Cyrus’ penis cake!

Demi Moore and Miley Cyrus

So by now, we've established that Demi Moore was sucking back whip-its, synthetic weed, and Red Bull all while trying to bang twinks and kindergarteners in order to try and become young again (has Madonna taught you nothing? You have to suck the life out of Brazilian models!) So now let's make this all even worse with this report from TMZ saying that Demi was also partying with Miley Cyrus the night she brought out the now infamous penis cake to MORE

Demi Moore and Zac Efron?!

Demi Moore and Zac Efron

As more and more reports surface claiming that Demi Moore is clinging to extreme youth (by which I mean she really wants to be sixteen apparently) this one about how she tried to initiate a hook-up with Zac Efron might be the least sad at this point, because as everyone knows, banging Zac is way better than sucking nitrous oxide out of an empty can of whipped cream. Us Weekly reports: "She's been really down, and she's surrounding herself with MORE

Demi Moore loves (and needs) Red Bull!

Demi Moore

So having discovered that Demi Moore not only has a thing for banging young guys, but that she's also willing to suck nitrous oxide out of an empty can of whipped cream if it'll get her high while preserving her image as a sexy young thang, it really shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that Demi also reportedly has an addiction to Red Bull. Because why not destroy your body as long as kids barely old enough to drink mistake you for one of MORE

Demi Moore was doing whipits?!

Demi Moore

All right, I'm going to be completely honest with you here: I really have very little knowledge about drugs or whatever the kids are doing these days for a cheap high. Yeah, somewhere between jenkem and that thing where people stuffed vodka-soaked tampons up their butts, I honestly  just sort of tuned all this shit out. But while I was looking away, sucking the nitrous oxide out of an empty can of whipped cream, a practice called "whipits", MORE

Demi Moore is exhausted!

Demi Moore

So the other night, Demi Moore was reportedly rushed to the hospital with what her people were trying to spin as "exhaustion", which everyone read and thought "Sooo ... basically drugs then?" Well it turns out, that's exactly what happened, because sources close to the story are claiming that she was actually rushed in with everything from drug overdoses, anorexia, and seizures. To be fair, I'd be exhausted after all that too. TMZ reports: Law MORE

Review: Another Happy Day

Another Happy Day

Every so often, a movie comes along that completely crushes you. It’s the type of movie that hits every mark on the emotional spectrum. You know what type of film I’m talking about. The movie that leaves you staring at the screen long after the credits have stopped rolling, challenging someone to be the brave audience member to stand first. The movie that makes your soul feel totally drained when you step out of the theater. The movie that MORE

Ashton tries to win Demi back … with a car?

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

I may not know much about wooing the fairer sex (I'll stick with the less fair sex, thank you very much), but if I had to guess, I'd say that if your wife is willing to file for divorce because you can't stop banging random whores on the day of your anniversary, it'll probably take more than a car to win her back. But of course, this is Ashton Kutcher we're talking about, who is a colossal moron, so it really shouldn't surprise any of you that he MORE

Concerned about Demi Moore’s Twitter account?

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

In the wake of last night's news that Demi Moore was getting finally a divorce from Ashton Kutcher because he just can't stop sticking his cock into things that aren't his wife ("Am I married to this electric pencil sharpner? Whoopee! *whrrrrrrrGGGGGZZGZGGT!*") you would figured that most people would be focused on the important parts of the proceedings, like splitting assets, or instances of infidelity. Instead, here's Us Weekly asking the oh so MORE

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: DIVORCING!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

Christ, it's about time ... although the Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore scandal sort of petered out after everyone realized less talented people were getting divorced, and because everyone was more focused on Ashton defending a child molester enabler, it looks like Demi finally worked up the chutzpah necessary to slap not-Charlie Sheen with divorce papers. So you know, maybe next time Ashton won't stick it in skanks during his wedding MORE

Links: Demi Moore is shockingly thin!

Demi Moore

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Demi and Ashton weren’t legally married?

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

So as Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore sit on the toledo deck of the Titanic, waiting for the last possible moment to jump the sinking ship that is their marriage, well ... it turns out the ship might not even exist, because a lawsuit is alleging that Demi and Ashton might not legally be married, and may have just gone through with the ceremony because People would pay $2 Million for pictures of a celebrity dog wedding. They're that easy. Via MORE