Stephen Colbert: Leaving ‘The Colbert Report’ to replace Letterman

Stephen Colbert

All right. So. Who's ready for another round of good news / bad news? Let's get started! Bad news: The Colbert Report is coming to a close at the end of the year after nine years on the air. The good news: It's so that Stephen Colbert and all of his crew can take over for David Letterman (who recently announced his retirement) on CBS' Late Show! YAY! Via HuffPo ... Colbert has commented on the new gig in usual form, saying in a statement: "I'm MORE

Only Jennifer Lawrence could make pooping her pants sound adorable

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to promote The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, which she did by telling him about the time she pooped her pants. Before you click the big red x in the corner of your browser, she makes it sound surprisingly adorable: Turns out, she was sick and then she went to the hospital and yadda yadda yadda she even makes serious gastric illnesses sound cute. WHAT IS HER SECRET?! WHY IS SHE MORE

Tom Hanks has Type 2 diabetes

Tom Hanks

You know Tom Hanks? One of the nicest guys in Hollywood? Super talented actor and Oscar-winner? A well-rounded human being? Well, he revealed to David Letterman on Late Show (an appearance to promote Captain Phillips) that he has Type 2 Diabetes. Awwww ... via Page Six ... “I went to the doctor and he said, ‘You know those high blood sugar numbers you’ve been dealing with since you were 36?,’” Hanks said on Late Show With David MORE

Lindsay Lohan did Letterman and she’s ready for rehab!

Lindsay Lohan

Despite the fact that she basically acted like the biggest a-hole ever on the set of Scary Movie 5 and now the producers hate her, I guess they figured that they might as well have Lindsay Lohan do the press rounds so that they can get the word out before critics tear the movie apart. So last night she went on David Letterman's late night show, where you can almost see the star that could have been has Lindsay not grown up to have one of the most MORE

Selena Gomez made Justin Bieber cry?

Justin Bieber

Because Selena Gomez has no fear of death -- that or she used all that Disney Channel money she had saved up to build a Belieber-proof, gator filled moat around her home. -- Selena went on David Letterman's show last night, where she joked about making her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber cry. If there was ever a person more likely to be murdered by unhinged teenagers disconnected from reality, I have not met them. Access Hollywood reports ... The MORE

Kim Kardashian is still talking about her fake marriage

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

Last night, Kim Kardashian was on Late Show with David Letterman to talk about her reality shows and her pregnancy, just in case you didn't hear her talk about it the first twenty-trillion times. Anyway, last night David Letterman actually made fun of Kim straight to her face about her marriage, and Kim tried to pretend like she actually married Kris Humphries for love instead of a multi-million dollar reality TV special. Here's the transcript MORE

Justin Bieber’s new Believe tattoo

Justin Bieber and David Letterman

Justin Bieber was on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote his new album, Believe, which if you have a teenage daughter, you will be forced to listen on repeat for the entire summer. Stuff like that is why Vicodin and the pool boy's penis became a thing. Anyway, Justin revealed his new tattoo which he got for the album's release, Letterman's first instinct was to pounce on it like a spider monkey before telling Justin not to get too many MORE

Conan O’Brien and David Letterman mock Jay Leno

Conan O'Brien and David Letterman

If you remember correctly, Jay Leno famously screwed over both Conan O'Brien and David Letterman by yanking the rug of The Tonight Show out from underneath them, despite the fact that he's easily a worse comedian than both of 'em. So when Conan went on The Late Show with David Letterman, you knew that eventually they would both start making fun of Jay, they did not disappoint. Actually, all things considered, this is probably the nicest thing MORE

Lana Del Rey redeemed herself on Letterman!

Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey performed her hit song Video Games on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, which turned out to be way better than her highly criticized, less than stellar performances on SNL a few weeks ago. I've been completely obsessed with Lana's album Born To Die, which dropped this past Tuesday, definitely pick yourself up a copy if you haven't already, it's a truly stunning debut! MORE

Lady Gaga is on the Japanese porn star diet!

Lady Gaga

Award yourselves five points if you actually got that joke without having to Google it. Anyway, Lady Gaga was on the Late Show with David Letterman to promote her new album Born This Way (which successfully crashed Amazon's servers yesterday, thankyouverymuch) when Dave started asking her about certain rumors that have been popping up about her. At one point as a joke, she ripped up some of his notes and started eating them, and you know what? It MORE

Hello, Eva Longoria’s left nipple!

Eva Longoria and David Letterman

So Eva Longoria was on David Letterman last night to promote her new cookbook, and - No, really, she has a cookbook. I know, right? I didn't even know the bitch knew how to eat. Anyway, she showed up wearing a blazer, hot pants and absolutely nothing else, which of course means it was only before one of her ta-tas tried to jailbreak that shit. Not that I mind at all here; it's a nipple for Christ's sake, it's not like she pulled out a gun and MORE

James Franco wasn’t stoned during the Oscars!

James Franco

Continuing his national tour of pissing away all his goodwill, James Franco sat down with David Letterman to talk about his Oscar hosting performance, where he sucked it up and accepted responsibility for his energy-free performance. April Fools! HA! No, he actually said that Anne Hathaway was too energetic, so he just looked bored and comatose. In all fairness, Anne did sort of have the Rachel Berry "Please tell me you're entertained" vibe MORE

Video Fix: Adele’s ‘Live on Letterman’ concert!

Adele

Please do not forget to pick yourself up a copy of Adele's completely brilliant new sophomore album, 21, which is now finally available here in the US! I've been listening to it (multiple times) daily since last month, it's seriously such an amazing album! If you didn't catch Adele's appearance last night on David Letterman, watch the video below of her entire 45-minute mini-concert, she will blow you away! MORE

Michael tried to book Lindsay on Letterman!

Michael and Lindsay Lohan

So apparently David Letterman announced that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on his show the other night after an "acquaintance" of Lindsay called the show trying to book her. It turns out, Lindsay never had any intention of going on the show, Letterman got pissed off, and Michael Lohan claimed that he was trying to get his daughter on the show until her handlers stepped in. "Lindsay Lohan will not be delivering a Top Ten list on Thursday's LATE MORE