David Beckham always makes me feel better!

David Beckham

These are the main reasons (I'm sure there are others, trust me) why I'm just pissed off as of right now: Marlee Matlin lost to John Rich on The Celebrity Apprentice Kirstie Alley lost to Hines Ward (who?) on Dancing With The Stars American Idol seriously sucked ass this season Oprah Winfrey's talk show is coming to an end after twenty-five years Valerie Cherish's HBO show The Comeback wasn't renewed for a second season MORE

David Beckham looked hot at the Royal Wedding!

David and Victoria Beckham

Damn! I swear the best part about the Royal Wedding was seeing David Beckham in his fancy suit, he looked gorgeous! His wife, Victoria Beckham looked pretty good too (her dress was a bit drab) but her hubby totally stole the spotlight, he is pure perfection defined! I actually forgot that Posh is pregnant with their fourth child (a girl), she looks quite thin for a lady with child! I ended up catching most of the wedding, I called it a night MORE

Sofia Vergara & David Beckham’s Diet Pepsi ad!

David Beckham and Sofia Vergara

Do you love sexy curvaceous latinas, British soccer hotties with washboard abs and diet sodas with delicious brain-rotting aspartame? Well then you're going to love this new Diet Pepsi ad featuring Modern Family star Sofia Vergara in a sexy bathing suit on the beach ... what? Are you still reading this? My God, Sofia Vergara is in a goddamn swimsuit in the video just below! And there's even a cameo by David Beckham and his glorious (soccer) MORE

David Beckham knows how to work his balls!

David Beckham

What, too obvious? Anyway, it's the end of the day, so why not kick back, relax a little and watch super sexy soccer stud (alliteration!) David Beckham kick three soccer balls into three different trash cans? Exactly. You deserve it. I mean granted, this video could be faker than his wife's tits, but then again, who cares? Sometimes, it's okay if something's fake as long as it looks good. Or, in Victoria Beckham's case, it looks like two bowling MORE

Slick it like Beckham!

David Beckham

I will never get tired of seeing pictures of hottie David Beckham, I hope y'all feel the exact same way! Sexy soccer star David Beckham was spotted leaving a photo shoot in Los Angeles on March 28th, 2011. Becks showed off a new slicked back hairstyle wearing khaki shorts, a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses and flip flops. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

Wet and Sexy: David Beckham!

David Beckham

David Beckham played in the rain for the LA Galaxy against the New England Revolution on March 20th, 2011 in Los Angeles while his pregnant wife Victoria and son Cruz look on. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

David and Victoria Beckham expecting a girl!

David and Victoria Beckham

I knew Victoria Beckham totally wanted a little girl after having three boys (Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz) with her super hot hubby, David Beckham. Word just broke last night (via People) that she is indeed expecting a girl, due to be born in July! Congrats to the sexy couple, even amidst all the split and cheating rumors over the years, these two have somehow managed to keep their marriage intact. If I were Victoria, I would never be able to part MORE

David Beckham: Back in action for LA!

David Beckham

Hey hey! Here's super hottie (and soon to be daddy of four), David Beckham, who's back in Los Angeles training with the LA Galaxy team! I need to get my ass down to Carson to see him play in person at some point, I've said this before but I really need to make it happen before it's too late! If only he would pull this blue shorts just a bit higher (or take them completely off), oh he is so damn fine. Wife Victoria Beckham better appreciate the MORE

Golden Balls Has Still Got It!

As if you needed another reminder that David Beckham's genitals still work (you do, don't lie), it looks like he managed to knock up his wife. Which confuses me since Victoria Beckham weighs about as much helium and by the looks of, and couldn't accommodate anything larger than a crayon without being split down the middle. Soccer star David Beckham and his supermodel wife,Victoria, are set to expand their brood this summer. "David and Victoria MORE

David Beckham gets even more ink on his sexy body!

Hottie David Beckham posted a picture of himself on Facebook getting more ink, this time on his super sexy chest! He's already sporting over twenty tattoos on his arms and legs, he's running out of body space! Everyone is quite curious as to what the new tattoo is, so next time he's here in Los Angeles for one of our special late-night trysts (Shhhh ... Don't tell his wife Victoria Beckham) I'll make sure to investigate the situation up close and MORE

Awww … David Beckham and his Mini-Me!

David Beckham and his son Brooklyn (age 11) attended The MILLIES (The Sun Military Awards) on December 15th, 2010 in London, England. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

David Beckham needs a haircut!

David Beckham attends a press conference at the Swissôtel hotel for England's bid to host FIFA 2018 World Cup on December 1st, 2010 in Zurich, Switzerland. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

Back where he belongs: Hottie David Beckham!

David Beckham makes his return to the Los Angeles Galaxy during a training session at The Home Depot Center after being out with a leg injury from back in March. (August, 11th 2010 / Carson, CA) PHOTOS | BAUER GRIFFIN MORE

it’s beckham time – he’s so damn yummy!

Hottie David Beckham at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards Photo Press Room held at The Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California on August 8th, 2010. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE