Links: Who needs a David Beckham fix?!

David Beckham

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wore full camouflage while playing paintball with Maddox! PopSugar • Hung actor hottie Thomas Jane reveals his gay prostitution past! In Case You Didn't Know • Is actress Jessica Biel looking pregnant, or is it just simply an unflattering outfit? Cele|bitchy • Some big and shocking spoilers are out for the next few episodes of Glee Rickey • Sources close to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore say MORE

David Beckham voted hottest bitch on the planet!

David Beckham

Sure, I posted about David Beckham last week. I have a problem, ok? It seems the rest of the world is equally infatuated, so you'll just have to deal with a continued onslaught of sweaty shirtless photos of the world's hottest bitch. A recent poll conducted by LA Fitness named him Male Body of the Year. Becks beat out Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds and Daniel Craig! I think Becks gives a lot of people hope. I mean really -- if this pigeon MORE

Becks needs a butt rub!

David Beckham

David Beckham delivered yet another delicious shot on the soccer field recently -- checking a bruise on his upper thigh. Way upper thigh. His butt. If some hot stud on the playing field has an injury, it presents an opportunity to tend to his wounds. In effect, grope said player in many potentially inappropriate ways -- in the name of medicine, or whatever. Hippocratic oath. You get to touch them. When presented with this opportunity (or, MORE

David Beckham and his baby girl Harper Seven!

David Beckham and Harper Seven Beckham

This is seriously the most adorable picture of sexy daddy David Beckham holding his new daughter, Harper Seven Beckham, born just ten days ago on July 7th. His (super lucky) wife Victoria Beckham posted the picture on her Twitter account earlier today. This is the couple's fourth child, they already have three boys (Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz). Congrats to the entire family, I bet Victoria loves having some more girl power in her clan, Harper MORE

Victoria and David Beckham had a baby girl!

David and Victoria Beckham

A little known fact about the world of gossip: everything is cyclical. I swear to God, this is true. Think of it this way: everyone gets engaged (then subsequently pregnant) in the late fall/early winter, has babies during the summer, then spends fall gathering nuts, seeds and berries during the fall in order to last them through their hibernation. Or is that woodland creatures? I get them confused sometimes. Anyway, the baby cycle is upon us, as MORE

Who needs a David Beckham fix?

David Beckham

I know I did, you're welcome! I hope David Beckham's wife Victoria Beckham appreciates what she has! David Beckham attends Samsung's "Everyone's Olympic Games" and torch relay nomination launch at East Wintergarden on June 13th, 2011 in London, England. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

David Beckham always makes me feel better!

David Beckham

These are the main reasons (I'm sure there are others, trust me) why I'm just pissed off as of right now: Marlee Matlin lost to John Rich on The Celebrity Apprentice Kirstie Alley lost to Hines Ward (who?) on Dancing With The Stars American Idol seriously sucked ass this season Oprah Winfrey's talk show is coming to an end after twenty-five years Valerie Cherish's HBO show The Comeback wasn't renewed for a second season MORE

Links: The luckiest puppy in the world!

Scarlet - The Beckham's new puppy

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David Beckham looked hot at the Royal Wedding!

David and Victoria Beckham

Damn! I swear the best part about the Royal Wedding was seeing David Beckham in his fancy suit, he looked gorgeous! His wife, Victoria Beckham looked pretty good too (her dress was a bit drab) but her hubby totally stole the spotlight, he is pure perfection defined! I actually forgot that Posh is pregnant with their fourth child (a girl), she looks quite thin for a lady with child! I ended up catching most of the wedding, I called it a night MORE

Sofia Vergara & David Beckham’s Diet Pepsi ad!

David Beckham and Sofia Vergara

Do you love sexy curvaceous latinas, British soccer hotties with washboard abs and diet sodas with delicious brain-rotting aspartame? Well then you're going to love this new Diet Pepsi ad featuring Modern Family star Sofia Vergara in a sexy bathing suit on the beach ... what? Are you still reading this? My God, Sofia Vergara is in a goddamn swimsuit in the video just below! And there's even a cameo by David Beckham and his glorious (soccer) MORE

David Beckham knows how to work his balls!

David Beckham

What, too obvious? Anyway, it's the end of the day, so why not kick back, relax a little and watch super sexy soccer stud (alliteration!) David Beckham kick three soccer balls into three different trash cans? Exactly. You deserve it. I mean granted, this video could be faker than his wife's tits, but then again, who cares? Sometimes, it's okay if something's fake as long as it looks good. Or, in Victoria Beckham's case, it looks like two bowling MORE

Slick it like Beckham!

David Beckham

I will never get tired of seeing pictures of hottie David Beckham, I hope y'all feel the exact same way! Sexy soccer star David Beckham was spotted leaving a photo shoot in Los Angeles on March 28th, 2011. Becks showed off a new slicked back hairstyle wearing khaki shorts, a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses and flip flops. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

Wet and Sexy: David Beckham!

David Beckham

David Beckham played in the rain for the LA Galaxy against the New England Revolution on March 20th, 2011 in Los Angeles while his pregnant wife Victoria and son Cruz look on. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

David and Victoria Beckham expecting a girl!

David and Victoria Beckham

I knew Victoria Beckham totally wanted a little girl after having three boys (Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz) with her super hot hubby, David Beckham. Word just broke last night (via People) that she is indeed expecting a girl, due to be born in July! Congrats to the sexy couple, even amidst all the split and cheating rumors over the years, these two have somehow managed to keep their marriage intact. If I were Victoria, I would never be able to part MORE